Topic: Would you rather...

This is a continuation of one of my threads on the old SS. Someone asks "would you rather _____ or _____" and the next poster answers, then asks their own question. It can be as random or dirty as you want.

I'll start.

Would you rather have the world's best gaming computer, or the world's best home theater setup?

2 (edited by Maelstrom 2012-06-11 01:23:37)

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Home theater setup.

Would you rather live in the past, or future (No present options)?

I am not attracted to the right angles or to the straight line, hard and inflexible, created by man. I am attracted to free-flowing, sensual curves. The curves that I find in the mountains of my country, in the sinuousness of its rivers, in the waves of the ocean and on the body of a beloved woman... - Oscar Niemeyer

http://i.imgur.com/sWe0ITL.jpg?2

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The future, the past has worse technology, but I'm gambling that in the future society doesn't collapse.

Be dictator of a small country or a large country?

The Grasshopper Lies Heavy

https://i.imgur.com/WsEkePS.png

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A small country, since there'd be much less of a chance that the populace could throw me out of office if there was only a population of a few thousand or so.

I am not attracted to the right angles or to the straight line, hard and inflexible, created by man. I am attracted to free-flowing, sensual curves. The curves that I find in the mountains of my country, in the sinuousness of its rivers, in the waves of the ocean and on the body of a beloved woman... - Oscar Niemeyer

http://i.imgur.com/sWe0ITL.jpg?2

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Would you rather live one day as a lion, or a thousand years as a lamb?

"There's no 'I' in 'Team'". Yeah, but there is a "Me" in "Team" spelled backwards!

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batboy138 wrote:

Would you rather live one day as a lion, or a thousand years as a lamb?

A thousand years as a lamb.

Would you rather drink 5 cups of your own pee and have everyone think you're awesome or drink 5 cups of the best tasting drink of existence and have everyone think you drink your own pee.

7 (edited by bulgvar 2012-06-11 04:54:14)

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The f1rs7

Would you rather be a mod or an admin

Kneel down to me, pathetic mortals.

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Admin... Oh, wait. I am

Would you rather lose one tenth of your thinking and reasoning abilities or a leg from the shin?

9 (edited by Swift 2012-06-11 05:02:09)

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Leg.

Would you rather be friends with bulgvar or Hitler?

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hitler

Would you rather get a gift or give a gift?

There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

Re: Would you rather...

get

would you rather be friend with me or me

Kneel down to me, pathetic mortals.

12 (edited by Fish20 2012-06-11 05:23:09)

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me

Cake or Ice Cream?

There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

13 (edited by TheWake 2012-06-11 05:23:27)

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Eh, probably you, but I'm still thinking that you could be a better friend.

Meet Plato or Socrates?

EDIT: CAKE

The Grasshopper Lies Heavy

https://i.imgur.com/WsEkePS.png

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i'd rather be friend with me
edit: socrates
Would you rather be in the computer all day playing games or go outside, work out and meet sexy people?

sloth wrote:

Comfy does not provide challenge, challenge provides success, success provides happiness. Our world is not comfy, although we tried to make it so. Slaves of our own inventions, yada, yada. Not only on a technological level, also on a social and political level. Nothing more but apes. Apes with psychosomatic disorders.

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Would you rather get ninja'd once or twice?

The Grasshopper Lies Heavy

https://i.imgur.com/WsEkePS.png

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Twice cuz it's kinky.

Would you rather be a dickhead or an asshole?

17 (edited by Fish20 2012-06-11 05:31:42)

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Lunatic wrote:

i'd rather be friend with me
edit: socrates
Would you rather be in the computer all day playing games or go outside, work out and meet sexy people?

the latter

ninaj'd twice

dickhead

Would you rather listen the Jonas brothers for three hours or Justin Beiber for one hour?

There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

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Jonas Brothers for 3 hours.

Would you rather be a substitute for Barcelona or the captain of a championship/segunda division/serie b team.

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Soccer is unAmerican, but Barcelona because I've never been to Spain.

Would you rather be King or Emperor?

The Grasshopper Lies Heavy

https://i.imgur.com/WsEkePS.png

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Emperor.
Because fuck monarchy.

Would you rather drink Pepsi or bleach?

Just realised that people don't reproduce like worms.
But sometimes it feels like they do.
Because they're everyfuckingwhere.
And their heads are full of dirt.

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Pepsi because I love life.

Would you rather achieve your political goals through the system or outside the system?

The Grasshopper Lies Heavy

https://i.imgur.com/WsEkePS.png

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Through the system because outside the system, new ideals are often painted with blood.

Would you rather own a Super Nintendo or a Sega Genesis?

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SNES

Would you rather watch all of Doctor Who or Star Trek?

There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

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STAR TREK! FINAL FRONTIER, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Would you rather be the best coder or gamer in the world?

25 (edited by Fish20 2012-06-12 04:35:24)

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coder

Would you rather find a billion dollars or goto mars?

There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol