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#26 2012-06-12 04:38:06

RAWN PAW
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Re: Would you rather...

Billion dollars because I could just privately buy a shuttle to mars in a few decades.

Would you rather live in a perfect Capitalistic society or a perfect Communistic society?

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#27 2012-06-12 08:57:41

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Re: Would you rather...

Dibs on perfect Communism.

Not because I'm a socialist myself, but because Communism gives us awesome things.
Like cyborg super soldiers with a companion dog.
Or mind-controlling Romanians.

If the world was in a crisis caused by surplus population, would you cull it to prevent further overpopulation, resource problems, and so on and so forth, or would you attempt to find an alternative that could potentially save their lives by either improving effective use of resources or send them to some other planet, even though it might take too long and we'd all be fucked anyway?


Just realised that people don't reproduce like worms.
But sometimes it feels like they do.
Because they're everyfuckingwhere.
And their heads are full of dirt.

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#28 2012-06-13 02:55:45

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Re: Would you rather...

Cull the humans.

Would you rather watch my little pony or listen to retarded Christians whining on the internet.

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#29 2012-06-13 04:18:30

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Re: Would you rather...

Which generation?

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#30 2012-06-13 04:29:27

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Re: Would you rather...

I am a generation 1 top secret XDRXC Supercomputer. My developers have released me for the testing process.

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#31 2012-06-13 04:48:08

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Re: Would you rather...

Would you rather remove computer from premises or remove computer from premises?


sloth wrote:

Comfy does not provide challenge, challenge provides success, success provides happiness. Our world is not comfy, although we tried to make it so. Slaves of our own inventions, yada, yada. Not only on a technological level, also on a social and political level. Nothing more but apes. Apes with psychosomatic disorders.

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#32 2012-06-13 04:53:41

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Re: Would you rather...

Remove computer from premises?

Would you rather fuck a horse or a dog?


There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

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#33 2012-06-13 04:55:00

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Re: Would you rather...

Horse.

Would rather go swimming in he ocean alone or go in the woods alone?


"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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#34 2012-06-13 05:02:34

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Re: Would you rather...

I would rather go swimming in the woods alone.

Be fucked by a lion or a wolf if you wouldn't be hurt in any other way?


There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

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#35 2012-06-13 22:47:52

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Re: Would you rather...

Wolf.... just because...
Would you rather die melting or die by being frozen?


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Az~

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#36 2012-06-13 22:54:20

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Re: Would you rather...

Melting because I'm pretty sure people don't melt very well, so I'd be a pioneer.

Would you rather die for a good friend or let them die and live?


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#37 2012-06-13 23:23:45

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Re: Would you rather...

Let them die.

Would you rather have to play Half Life or Postal 2?


"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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#38 2012-06-13 23:25:18

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Re: Would you rather...

Portal 2.

Would you rather spend a day in Iran or North Korea?


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#39 2012-06-14 01:02:24

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Re: Would you rather...

North Korea.

Would you rather play Half Life 3 or have $500?

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#40 2012-06-14 01:09:11

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Re: Would you rather...

Billion dollars, unless Mars is terraformed.

Would you rather play this game or another game?


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#41 2012-06-15 21:22:26

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Re: Would you rather...

Play this game?
Would you rather be bombed or be shot?


The problem isn't the student, it's the teacher.
Az~

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#42 2012-06-15 21:32:41

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Re: Would you rather...

I would rather be shot. Greater chance of survival.

Would you rather become a Saiyan or find the exact amount of money in your pocket for anything you wish to buy? This pulls money out of thin air, mind you.

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#43 2012-06-15 22:57:55

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Re: Would you rather...

Saiyan, since I could just rob banks and stop any authorities with my powers.

Would you rather have sex with Reggie Fils-Aime for a year, or go to a Westboro Baptist Church meeting in full drag?

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I am not attracted to the right angles or to the straight line, hard and inflexible, created by man. I am attracted to free-flowing, sensual curves. The curves that I find in the mountains of my country, in the sinuousness of its rivers, in the waves of the ocean and on the body of a beloved woman... - Oscar Niemeyer

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#44 2012-06-15 23:01:56

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Re: Would you rather...

WBC, because I could just listen to music or some shit and if they attack me, I can use their own tactics against them and sue them.

Would you rather be able to mind control one person at close range, even through barriers or have a cybernetic body capable of blasting through tanks and cruisers with little damage?

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#45 2012-06-15 23:07:43

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Re: Would you rather...

Cybernetic body, since actions speak louder than words(or thoughts, in this case).

Would you be trapped in an isolated Martian colony with the rest of your crew going insane, or in the middle of the Kalahari desert during the dry season?

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I am not attracted to the right angles or to the straight line, hard and inflexible, created by man. I am attracted to free-flowing, sensual curves. The curves that I find in the mountains of my country, in the sinuousness of its rivers, in the waves of the ocean and on the body of a beloved woman... - Oscar Niemeyer

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#46 2012-06-15 23:10:44

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Re: Would you rather...

Martian Colony.

In order to save the human race from extinction, would you rather fuck Justin Beiber or Fagix


" I never knew until that moment how bad it could hurt to lose something you never really had. " ~From the television show The Wonder Years

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#47 2012-06-15 23:14:39

Maelstrom
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Re: Would you rather...

I'd have to go with Bieber, since it is a female, albeit one that looks like a Tusken raider. Just put a bag over it, and allow me to puke in a river afterwards.

Wyr spend five hours with Shotgunheart, or be confined in a tiny metal box for 24 hours, forced to listen to Afro Circus on loop?

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I am not attracted to the right angles or to the straight line, hard and inflexible, created by man. I am attracted to free-flowing, sensual curves. The curves that I find in the mountains of my country, in the sinuousness of its rivers, in the waves of the ocean and on the body of a beloved woman... - Oscar Niemeyer

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#48 2012-06-16 03:25:40

TheWake
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Re: Would you rather...

Shotgunheart, because I've never met a real black person before.

Would you rather live in Victorian Britain or the Roman Republic era?


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#49 2012-06-16 03:35:43

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Re: Would you rather...

Victorian Era

Would you rather be a bird but later kept in captivity for the rest of your life or a tiger who is later hunted and killed in the wild?


"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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#50 2012-06-16 03:46:29

Swift
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Re: Would you rather...

Tiger.

Would you rather eat cake or pie?

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