Topic: Reimagine the poster above you

It's simple. Re-imagine who the person above you really is. Give an alternate interpretation of who they really are. Make interesting ,write at least three or four sentences or even a well thought story line. Don't post, "Wes is actually a communist. Hur hur hur." That's stupid and uninteresting. Although if you want to re-imagine me as a communist, by all means do so.

Here's the TV Tropes page on the subject that might aid you in understanding what I mean:

TV Tropes wrote:

Alternative Character Interpretation

When a character is subject to multiple interpretations about precisely who they are and what makes them tick.

For example, Lt. Columbo is most commonly believed to use Obfuscating Stupidity. However, there's a camp that believes that he, instead, is a genuinely absent-minded and socially inept person whose natural tendency to infuriate people causes them to underestimate him, therefore aiding him in his detective work. Although the end result is the same, this would make him more of a Genius Ditz.

Fandom, naturally, loves subjecting their favourite characters to this process. They can be just for fun, or serious re-interpretations. People often like to explore alternative interpretations of characters in Fan Fic form. In any case, as long as the facts are accounted for, nobody is too badly hurt.

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LolTVTropes.

Wes is a socialist underminer here to fuck up capitalism in people's eyes. His explanations and retorts are abound with subtle errors, so subtle we don't even notice. However, all he has succeeded in doing is converting people to capitalism, pissing off his superiors, former officers of the USSR. Execution is imminent.

How's that?

3 (edited by TheWake 2013-01-18 02:18:53)

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RAWN PAW wrote:

How's that?

Good.

Rawn Paw is actually a member of an elite squad of teenage mercenary operatives that kill mob bosses and do other cool shit at the behest of the CIA and other government agencies. He's also a master thief, and has--on numerous occasions--stolen back important artworks that had been stolen from art galleries. His resume also includes being a bad enough dude to rescue the president. Obama was kidnapped by Klansmen a year ago and only Rawn and his elite troop could rescue him before the press found out the president was gone. He also like sushi.

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Wes wrote:
RAWN PAW wrote:

How's that?

Good.

Rawn Paw is actually a member of an elite squad of teenage mercenary operatives that kill mob bosses and do other cool shit at the behest of the CIA and other government agencies. He's also a master thief, and has--on numerous occasions--stolen back important artworks that had been stolen from art galleries. His resume also includes being a bad enough dude to rescue the president. Obama was kidnapped by Klansmen a year ago and only Rawn and his elite troop could rescue him before the press found out the president was gone. He also like sushi.

Man, where the fuck did you get that from? I mean, it's supposed to be something related to someone.

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RAWN PAW wrote:
Wes wrote:
RAWN PAW wrote:

How's that?

Good.

Rawn Paw is actually a member of an elite squad of teenage mercenary operatives that kill mob bosses and do other cool shit at the behest of the CIA and other government agencies. He's also a master thief, and has--on numerous occasions--stolen back important artworks that had been stolen from art galleries. His resume also includes being a bad enough dude to rescue the president. Obama was kidnapped by Klansmen a year ago and only Rawn and his elite troop could rescue him before the press found out the president was gone. He also like sushi.

Man, where the fuck did you get that from? I mean, it's supposed to be something related to someone.

I dunno. Gosh it's my thread man and gimme a break I'm tired.

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6 (edited by Derchin 2013-01-18 03:28:35)

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Wes is an anarchist spy from some undisclosed region in Europe who poses as a capitalist to understand their actions and behavior to destroy the entire economic class from within as with most of Communism and soon-to-be socialism.

Edit: Mfw I'm too oblivious to look at what Rawn posted and how I basically copied his version of Wes.

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

7 (edited by TheWake 2013-01-18 03:34:23)

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Derchin is actually a ghetto gangsta fool with a bad attitude and his own gang called the Derchies. They've carved out his hometown away from the Crips, the Bloods, and the Corleone family. Only problem is, Derchin's parents are starting to think something is fishy. Coming home with cocaine stains on his wife beaters and brass knuckles in his coat pocket has given him away. Will Derchin be able to stand up to the wrath of his mama and be the Boss Nigger that he really is?

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lol.

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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Derchin is an young man in an old white woman's body. Since he is really an old lady, he used a rose/flower avatar for a very long time to keep that part of himself. He now displays an avatar that shows what he really wants to be. No one is sure if he will die from disappointment of not being a young black thug, or from natural causes.

There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

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Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

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There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

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Fish20 is a straight elderly man with strong beliefs in Christianity. He holds a strong dislike of all animated entertainment and uses characters from animated films and shows as his avatar in order to psychologically torture anyone that dislikes it as much as him.

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SwiftEscudo is, in fact, a 42 year old school teacher in New Zealand. His daughter keeps texting him with emoticons while he gives lessons. He has filled a journal describing the various emoticons used by teenagers, with a list of emoticons and descriptions.

...meh. I tried.

sloth wrote:

Comfy does not provide challenge, challenge provides success, success provides happiness. Our world is not comfy, although we tried to make it so. Slaves of our own inventions, yada, yada. Not only on a technological level, also on a social and political level. Nothing more but apes. Apes with psychosomatic disorders.

12 (edited by Derchin 2013-01-18 04:38:37)

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Lunatic is a pioneer in extreme sports. His recent invention dubbed the "Bungeski" requires a skier to be hooked up to a bungee cord and to ski (or snowboard) down a mountain only to be brought back up by the cord itself just to do it all over again.

He not only invented a new sport, which is now an international craze, but unintentionally found a way to conserve energy and resources on winter parks by cutting the down on the use of ski lifts with the bungeski.

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

13 (edited by TheWake 2013-01-19 21:41:55)

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Derchin is actually a successful author of a bunch of obscure fantasy novels that are popular among the D&D community. Derchin's latest novel is called "Faeries and Shit," and it's about faeries and some sort of weird magic fecal fetish. He's trying to break into the female porn novel market with this one, and it's raunchier than 50 Shades of Gray. But the sad truth is, the only people deriving sexual pleasure from it are male neckbeard virgins with dungeontans. A My Little Pony crossover fanfic has already appeared on the internet.

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Wes is a Russian billionarie that wants all the monez for him, and that the working class should screw themselves.

Did I do this right?

15 (edited by Derchin 2013-01-19 22:01:31)

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Luiz is a world renowned martial artist who specializes in Mixed martial arts. His call to fame was in a recent movie called "Rise of the Fists," where he played a humble store owner who gets caught up in a plot concerning the mob and shady government agents. The movie was nominated for best picture and won for best actor, for Luiz himself.

Now he's starred in four blockbuster movies  including "The Damned" and is now being considered a role in the new Expendable 3 movie.

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

16 (edited by TheWake 2013-01-19 22:09:38)

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You've got the basic idea down pay, but be a little more detailed next time.

Luiz is actually from a bizarro alternate dimension Brazil that is actually called Hueland. In his dimension, dinosaurs still exist and everyone has enormous sized heads. Gnome Chomsky is President of the ANARCHYYY United States and has declared war on government, so government clerks and tax officers are getting slaughtered left and right. Hueland is the sole bastion of stability in the world, but Hue-ese is a really shitty language. Even shittier than Portuguese, if possible.

Edit: Ninja'd. I'm a slow fag. Next person should do Derchin instead of me since I was second.

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17 (edited by Vivi 2013-01-19 22:14:00)

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Wes is a twenty foot tall ghettoblaster. Not a radio, he quite literally blows up ghettos. His favorite way to blow them up is with his dick. He will take all the fat girls in the ghetto and fap and then let out a load of semen over the ghetto, killing everyone and smashing buildings. When he is not doing that he is using the fat girls he faps to as Barbie dolls.

i dont think i did this right o well yolo

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vivi is a 23 year old female FBI agent in search of pedophiles. She uses pictures of some random deceased girl as a cover-up, but she uses her real voice on various internet voice chat rooms.
Derchin is a librarian at a random library somewhere in the Northeastern United States. He spends all of his time secluded within the library, browsing DE or reading books when he has nothing to do. Derchin, the librarian.
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sloth wrote:

Comfy does not provide challenge, challenge provides success, success provides happiness. Our world is not comfy, although we tried to make it so. Slaves of our own inventions, yada, yada. Not only on a technological level, also on a social and political level. Nothing more but apes. Apes with psychosomatic disorders.

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Lunatic is a technical support worker for Microsoft. He isn't actually that good with computers, but can troubleshoot basic PC problems. Despite his job, his dream is to be able to afford a mac and work for Apple. He once contemplated suicide due to all the bullshit prank calls he gets, but then he realised he isn't an Indian nurse.

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Swift is actually a Japonese that wants to rule the world with anime and Persona games. And get all the Asian chicks.

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Luiz is actually from Congo and climbs trees to get bananas

Kneel down to me, pathetic mortals.

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Bulgar is narcs officer cleaning up the streets in his hometown.

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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Derchin is actually a black bounty hunter who rode into a town and took it over. He began enforcing black man's law, like arresting whites for saying nigger. He and his partner, Amos, managed to kill an outlaw he was hunting but at the cost of his life.

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Rawn is a charming and wealthy man, living in the gated communities of Cape Cod. He secretly enjoys watching fine and reliable new programs, such as the Bill O'Reilly Show, and the Alex Jones Show. He despises first-person shooters, and has a short haircut.

I am not attracted to the right angles or to the straight line, hard and inflexible, created by man. I am attracted to free-flowing, sensual curves. The curves that I find in the mountains of my country, in the sinuousness of its rivers, in the waves of the ocean and on the body of a beloved woman... - Oscar Niemeyer

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Maelstorm is a bearded hermit, living in the wilds of Canada, while ranting that "humans are destroying Mother Nature", "I like hugging trees" and "Humans are evil, I will have no social contact". He is also seen when the government decides to cut some trees, saying "Let the trees be, man."
He can be also seen smoking marijuana and talking to animals. He lives in a self-sufficent, nature-friendly little hut. And he's a vegetarian.