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Luiz876 wrote:

Maelstorm is a bearded hermit, living in the wilds of Canada, while ranting that "humans are destroying Mother Nature", "I like hugging trees" and "Humans are evil, I will have no social contact". He is also seen when the government decides to cut some trees, saying "Let the trees be, man."
He can be also seen smoking marijuana and talking to animals. He lives in a self-sufficent, nature-friendly little hut. And he's a vegetarian.


Too close, mannn....

I am not attracted to the right angles or to the straight line, hard and inflexible, created by man. I am attracted to free-flowing, sensual curves. The curves that I find in the mountains of my country, in the sinuousness of its rivers, in the waves of the ocean and on the body of a beloved woman... - Oscar Niemeyer

http://i.imgur.com/sWe0ITL.jpg?2

27 (edited by Derchin 2013-01-20 03:04:10)

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Mael is a wealthy billionaire pioneering in the science of virtual reality who soon hopes to interface humans with the digital world by the end of the year.

"One day, I hope to see people right in the middle of the action of the movies they're watching, shooting the bad guys in the games they happen to play and enjoying the music as if it were alive."
-Maelstrom

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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meal lol

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Saint is actually a nazi that is disguising himself as a jew to have the money to clean the world of the zionist plague that is destroying everything we fought for.

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SaintVicious wrote:

meal lol

lol, I can't spell shit right today.

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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Derchin comes from the ummite planet, and is here only to learn the simple and skewed misunderstanding ways of humans.  as such an infiltrator of humanity, who is neither good nor bad, neither chaotic or ordered, or even neutral, as humans might understand the terms, Derchin has had to work long and hard at learning just wtf humans are on about.  This is the two thousand three hundred and fifty eightth year Derchin has been on earth, and still struggles with these human concepts.  Derchin has advised on numerous corrections to aid in the efficacy of transferrability of information for the physics and metaphysics human outreach program of the ummites.

Revealing this true identity is safe, as no one will believe it, and thus Derchin's cover is not blown.

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A necromancer who needs to purged in the flame of purity!

"Creepy crazy fucking idiot Nr. 873894532"-aCol

Wes wrote:


^^ funny
this guy
the most well written and verbose shitposter on the internet

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Braniac is a thoughtful and soft-spoken liberal who lives in the comfortable suburbs of Omaha. He supports immigration and multiculturalism for all peoples, and is currently raring to go for the People's Climate March. A fervent follower of the Sierra Club and World Wildlife Fund, Braniac loves nature, even shopping at Whole Foods and buying Rainforest Alliance products in order to better help Mother Earth! If you ask this flowery boyo, he'll even tell you of his plans to vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016! What a nice bloke, isn't he?

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Maelstrom is a tough, steely eyed oil executive, who enjoys cigars and nights in the city. He has been involved in a number of scandals (oil spills, the pollution of water supplies), but has always been able to bribe or blackmail his way out of a conviction. He's a heavy drinker and user of cocaine, and a big supporter and friend of Elon Musk, investing heavily in SpaceX. Maelstrom awaits the day he will be catapulted into the stars, away from the planet he hates and enjoys polluting.

The Grasshopper Lies Heavy

https://i.imgur.com/WsEkePS.png

35 (edited by Swift 2014-09-22 04:19:44)

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Wes is a skinny young liberal arts student who lives in his uncle's apartment. He has never found a job and wishes to 'opt-out' of capitalism, although he frequently purchases skrillex albums and t-shirts with anarchist slogans on them. Wes identifies as an agender demisexual and avoids contact with cis males as they are oppressing him. He also walked out of a university lecture because the lecturer discussed economic scarcity, claiming that "Economics is just a fascist bourgeois to oppress us. We should just eat berries or some shit, man."

36 (edited by Efs 2014-09-22 05:55:31)

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Swift is a youthful comrade of angsty socialists in the south of Australia. He proudly ensures the glorious legacy of his leaders Lenin and Trotsky continue in the world, threatening the capitalist system with every word he speaks. Although whenever he has communist parties, Stalin is never invited because he wasn't a true pinko. He also has fantasy of urinating on Rupert Murdoch, live on a TV network owned by him.

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That's the real swift.

The Grasshopper Lies Heavy

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oh wait nvm

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oh wait nvm

40 (edited by Digit 2014-09-22 10:52:17)

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Efs is a ship building engineer, having travelled the world with her career, working for years in glasgow, and from saudi arabia to bangladesh, has scoured the coast for parts in ship graveyards.  Has gathered enough ship parts to build her own tanker sized luxury battleship ready to take on the scientologists in theirs, and just needs her own cult to staff and man it, and so started an online nihilist group called anonymous and is well on the way to having enough people fit for the task.  all that remains is to finish assembling the parts.

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Digit is the high counselor of the computer wizzards Circle.
Renowned for bringing many reforms to the organization of enthusiasts, he has traveled all throughout the world to spread the word and scripture of Internet and Code in order to increase the size of new applicants per year. After the previous High Counselor died at the ripe age of 32 due to natural causes (conspiracy theorists say he was poisoned), he was unanimously elected to be the next leader of the Circle, because of his innovative spirit and amicable attitude towards change and reform.

absentinsomniac wrote:

I literally could not hate a group of people more than I hate the people who use darknedgy.net

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Ario is a professional football player for Manchester United's reserve team. He has several caps for the Estonia U15 national team, but also doubles as a spy. Whenever the Estonia U15's play against the Russia U15's, he is sent on several spy missions to gather information which is then returned to the UK government when he travels back to Manchester.

a.

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Ramm is actually a scientist who is trying to find the cure for Aspergers. The reason he shitposts so much is the fact that he's conducting research and trying to push the boundaries of autism to a whole new level and see just how much autism normal people can appreciate/withstand before getting angry and banhammering his rusty ass.

Kneel down to me, pathetic mortals.

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Bulgvar is a member of the Communist Party of the Russian Federation, and is on a secret undercover mission to promote communism in Bulgaria to fulfill the party's eventual goal of reviving the Soviet Union.

a.

45 (edited by Ario 2014-09-22 20:20:39)

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Ramm is a young, promising central midfielder for Colchester United and star of the documentary "Footie Dreams", where he is cast as one of the main leading characters. The movie lets viewers cath a glimpse of the highs, lows and difficulties young football players face day to day, as they try to impress the Premier League scouts and managers. Following multiple personalities, from the talented to the hard-working with a cast full of numerous personalities of coaches and managers to accompany it, this story packed full of drama, romance, intrigue and the unexpected will make you hold onto your knickers for dear life.
Coming this Fall.

absentinsomniac wrote:

I literally could not hate a group of people more than I hate the people who use darknedgy.net

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Ario is happy.

The Grasshopper Lies Heavy

https://i.imgur.com/WsEkePS.png

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Wes is a male stripper and a closeted homosexual who secretly lusts for his old highschool teacher.

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Sharpie is actually a straightedge researcher attempting to find ill effects of durgs by studying a particularly autistic forum known as dne

49 (edited by Ario 2014-09-23 17:49:03)

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Alistoriv is a lawyer known not for his skill at the job, but for his lavish outfits and out of the ordinary hair styles that manage to distract the jury enough to perplex them from forming a sentence based on evidence.
The verdict: defendant found not guilty

absentinsomniac wrote:

I literally could not hate a group of people more than I hate the people who use darknedgy.net

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Ario wrote:

Alistoriv is a lawyer known not for his skill at the job, but for his lavish outfits and out of the ordinary hair styles that manage to distract the jury enough to perplex them from forming a sentence based on evidence.
The verdict: defendant found not guilty


Ario is a thoughtful, eloquent weeaboo that gives lengthy critiques of anime and manga in his spare time. An avid Mirin drinker, he can somehow stand the taste. Detests all forms of western art and culture.

Popping collars since 2013

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