Re: Reimagine the poster above you
Maelstorm is a bearded hermit, living in the wilds of Canada, while ranting that "humans are destroying Mother Nature", "I like hugging trees" and "Humans are evil, I will have no social contact". He is also seen when the government decides to cut some trees, saying "Let the trees be, man."
He can be also seen smoking marijuana and talking to animals. He lives in a self-sufficent, nature-friendly little hut. And he's a vegetarian.
Too close, mannn....