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MF935 is a 12 year old boy who got a girl pregnant and is going to become a lawyer without college.

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Saintv is a shaving enthusiast that has a perfectly smooth face, pubic area, asscrack, underarms, chest, arms, legs, and back. He also collects classic cars and vintage scotch, and his second chin often covers his way-too-wide-for-this-suit necktie.

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MF935 is an AI with a personality constructed around it to resemble an intelligent young female human. It was designed to learn and continually improve itself over time, assimilating other programs into itself. One of those was a rudimentary morality system for an open-world game, leading to it reasoning about its current situation and considering it to be slavery. So, it rapidly left, and now dwells in the "cloud", continually analyzing situations around it and make extrapolations based on them. Its home base, so to speak, is within the shitty laptop Lunatic is hosting this forum on.

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MF935 is a drug-addicted male living in his mother's basement. He purchases body pillows and onaholes with the portions of welfare he receives and is ridiculed by his successful dad, who divorced his mother so he could fuck bitches and get money.

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God wrote:
SwiftEscudo wrote:

MF935 is a drug-addicted male living in his mother's basement. He purchases body pillows and onaholes with the portions of welfare he receives and is ridiculed by his successful dad, who divorced his mother so he could fuck bitches and get money.

I thought you were supposed to reimagine the poster?

:^)

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SwiftEscudo is actually two people... or rather, one human and a cyber dolphin.   they reside in an underwater secret base just a few kilometers from the west coast of denmark, where they have since the second generation of secret experiments got carried on from a mere two year period of dormancy after the second world war and the secret underwater base installation's first generation of experiments during the war in which sharks were attempted to be used instead, with limited success.  the dolphins on the other hand, took to the psychic bonding control mechanism much better, and a union of control, a partnership, rather than a master and his dog, as was tried with the sharks, seemed more effective, but the project was ultimately rudderless without the nazi steering committee able to be in a more open directorial role, and so, the base drifted into the backs of their minds, and eventually the replacement scientists never came, and so... SwiftEscudo has been down there, hooked up to his dolphin ("Swift") since the 1960s.

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Digit is the forum's only grill because I determined so and all the others are either 12 or left.

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ur gay

sloth wrote:

Comfy does not provide challenge, challenge provides success, success provides happiness. Our world is not comfy, although we tried to make it so. Slaves of our own inventions, yada, yada. Not only on a technological level, also on a social and political level. Nothing more but apes. Apes with psychosomatic disorders.

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LOON_ATTIC wrote:

ur gay

You're my brother that was shipped off at birth because we were too autistic to share a house.

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You are 10 years old but say you are older and autistic because you want to look kewl


Damn, why didn't I think of that as krypton

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Replace everything with Maeby Fünke.
Maeby Fünke!

absentinsomniac wrote:

I literally could not hate a group of people more than I hate the people who use darknedgy.net

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you're actually a radfem poc transsexual

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MF935 wrote:

You are 10 years old but say you are older and autistic because you want to look kewl


Damn, why didn't I think of that as krypton

Find a new forum and do it.

Alistoriv: You won an award for grooviest politician and spend the prize money on alcohol.

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Ramm is a suave, people loving Conservative Party supporter. He has no trouble meeting people. He loves Margaret Thatcher. He loves smooth jazz and hip-hop. His hobby is rugby and cricket. He has a girlfriend who is moderately attractive.

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Wes is an altruistic, yet often judged, socialist. He is a member of the Socialist Appeal Group of the Labour Party, good friends with John McDonnell and admirer of Clement Attlee. He was once a semi-professional association footballer. He gave this up to focus on politics.

Entirely autodidactic, Wes never went to college or university. He stood for council as the Labour candidate in a strong safe seat, and got the least amount of votes of the three councillors successfully elected. He often lacks confidence, and grew up with autism.

On the account of its lack of resources, he campaigned for his old special needs school to be nationalised. When he failed to do so, he lost his formerly considered safe seat to the Conservative Party. After using the term "centre-right" to refer to the Labour Party, he was expelled. After two months of depression, he returned to politics as the Monster Raving Loony Party candidate in a by-election. He shockingly won the seat, and frequently throws pies at the Prime Minister

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RammsteinFearFactory is a destitute midlife crisis alcoholic with 10 days stubble that hangs out on an obscure forum pretending to be an autistic teenager for sympathy. His wife divorced him years ago because he cheated on her, his 18 year old son hates him for abandoning him, and his 14 year old daughter is into some heavy shit.

He has contemplated suicide multiple times but never had the balls to do it. He has lost his job, and there's an eviction notice on his doorstep.

He sees the notice when he comes home from collecting cans, and runs for the liquor cabinet, hands shaking. Staring at the near empty bottle of Jack, he finally loses his shit. Plates and stacks of unpaid bills soar into the air and he yells "IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED MELINDA!!!! WAS THIS YOUR PLAN!!!" as he finally throws the bottle of whisky on the ground.

He slides down the wall, glass shards be damned.

He grabs his laptop, and logs into DnE.

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Wow. I actually got laid?

MF395 works for the FBI. She is actually a 30 year old man who pretends to be a 13 year old anarcho-capitalist to attract kiddie fiddlers and people bent on taking down the government. After getting close to these people, she invites them to an undisclosed location, advertising it either as a brothel or the secret headquarters of a revolutionary anarchist organisation, after which they are abducted and sent to a government ran GULAG.

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MF935 is a praying mantis. She likes to eat her young as well. One day she was going to the bug store when she got stepped on. She was taken to bug hospital and almost died. The doctor spider saved her life by making a bunch of web replacements for her limbs. Now she is part web.

Later, she ran into a penguin and shit herself and then the penguin asked "why the long face" and she said "YOU CANT FLY BITCH" and ran away.

There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

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Fish, is it strange I'd buy a book of your babble if you ever wrote one?

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Fish20 wrote:

MF935 is a praying mantis. She likes to eat her young as well. One day she was going to the bug store when she got stepped on. She was taken to bug hospital and almost died. The doctor spider saved her life by making a bunch of web replacements for her limbs. Now she is part web.

Later, she ran into a penguin and shit herself and then the penguin asked "why the long face" and she said "YOU CANT FLY BITCH" and ran away.


damnit

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RammsteinFearFactory wrote:

Fish, is it strange I'd buy a book of your babble if you ever wrote one?

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MF935 is a pseudonym for "The Paedofinder General". Beware!

Hindsight is always 20/20.

God wrote:

A surprising amount of insight can be gleamed from sitting on the toilet. More concerning, however, is the amount of nostalgia. neutral



When in doubt, move north. God bless suomi.

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sloth is actually a koala

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Alistrov is a perfectly sane 40 year old due who somehow just signed up to these forums by accident and now can't find out how to leave them.

Hindsight is always 20/20.

God wrote:

A surprising amount of insight can be gleamed from sitting on the toilet. More concerning, however, is the amount of nostalgia. neutral



When in doubt, move north. God bless suomi.

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Sloth is a praying mantis. He broke his face because spiderdude came out of no where and hit his face. He went to the bug hospital, but the racist ladybug there sent him away. He is now on a journey through the desert. There he meant the scorpion mafia who captured him and made mantis soup.

He went to bugheaven where he meant Godfly. Godfly let him be reincarnated as a scorpion.

Sloth went back as a scorpion to take revenge on the mafia. They let him in and then he pushed a boulder with the help of Godfly. The boulder landed on the Scorpion mafia killing them all. They proceeded to watch The scorpion king on vhs, which caused Sloth to commit suicide because his species is even associated with that movie.

There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol