Topic: 3 word story

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No double-posting. You can post again as long as there's a post after your last one.
After every other page or so, there will be a dump of the story into paragraphs.

Once upon a

There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

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time there was

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a very large

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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penis in Araby's

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butthole and he

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exclaimed "sharmuta tasty"

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When suddenly he

"There's no 'I' in 'Team'". Yeah, but there is a "Me" in "Team" spelled backwards!

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tripped over Krypton's

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aborted fetus that

I am not attracted to the right angles or to the straight line, hard and inflexible, created by man. I am attracted to free-flowing, sensual curves. The curves that I find in the mountains of my country, in the sinuousness of its rivers, in the waves of the ocean and on the body of a beloved woman... - Oscar Niemeyer

http://i.imgur.com/sWe0ITL.jpg?2

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was somehow on

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crack cocaine that

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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was from the

The Grasshopper Lies Heavy

https://i.imgur.com/WsEkePS.png

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penis in Araby's

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unusually large piece

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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of smelly shit

Kneel down to me, pathetic mortals.

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. Noam Chomsky

I am not attracted to the right angles or to the straight line, hard and inflexible, created by man. I am attracted to free-flowing, sensual curves. The curves that I find in the mountains of my country, in the sinuousness of its rivers, in the waves of the ocean and on the body of a beloved woman... - Oscar Niemeyer

http://i.imgur.com/sWe0ITL.jpg?2

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then he fucked

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up so hard

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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that he died

"There's no 'I' in 'Team'". Yeah, but there is a "Me" in "Team" spelled backwards!

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of dysentery, yo.

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So later he

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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and Krypton went

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up Oprah's ass

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through miles of

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and saw her

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."