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that looked like

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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it was about

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to inmplode everything.

I am not attracted to the right angles or to the straight line, hard and inflexible, created by man. I am attracted to free-flowing, sensual curves. The curves that I find in the mountains of my country, in the sinuousness of its rivers, in the waves of the ocean and on the body of a beloved woman... - Oscar Niemeyer

http://i.imgur.com/sWe0ITL.jpg?2

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But then Lunatic

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programmed a robot

Kneel down to me, pathetic mortals.

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to kill the

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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president of Venezuela

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and all Venezuelans

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with a rocket

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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created by Absent

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that could kill

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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the entire population

Kneel down to me, pathetic mortals.

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But then suddenly

(dump the story nigga)

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Once upon a time there was a very large penis in Araby's butthole and he exclaimed "sharmuta tasty!"
When suddenly, he tripped over Krypton's aborted fetus that was somehow on crack cocaine that was from the
penis in Araby's unusually large piece of smelly shit.

Noam Chomsky, then fucked up so hard that he died of dysentery, yo. So later he and Araby went up Oprah's ass through miles of [shit] and saw her continuity error, and she said something which provoked her so much, "What the fuck let bees out!"

"Oh God! Bees!"

Innoxius is confused that his mom took a shit on her dad's front car seat. Which caused the extermination of all the jews in the car's trunk.

Then Bulgvar's dad came in and fucked Innoxius's mom.
Nine months later, after all the bombs fell he came out wrong and found a vial of crack that looked like it was about to implode everything.

But then Lunatic programmed a robot to kill the president of Venezuela and all Venezuelans with a rocket created by Absent that could kill the entire population.

There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

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Complete faggots in

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Toronto and Portland

I am not attracted to the right angles or to the straight line, hard and inflexible, created by man. I am attracted to free-flowing, sensual curves. The curves that I find in the mountains of my country, in the sinuousness of its rivers, in the waves of the ocean and on the body of a beloved woman... - Oscar Niemeyer

http://i.imgur.com/sWe0ITL.jpg?2

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went to war

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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over capitalism's downfall

I am not attracted to the right angles or to the straight line, hard and inflexible, created by man. I am attracted to free-flowing, sensual curves. The curves that I find in the mountains of my country, in the sinuousness of its rivers, in the waves of the ocean and on the body of a beloved woman... - Oscar Niemeyer

http://i.imgur.com/sWe0ITL.jpg?2

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that sparked the

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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Soviet Union's return

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. Wes killed himself

I am not attracted to the right angles or to the straight line, hard and inflexible, created by man. I am attracted to free-flowing, sensual curves. The curves that I find in the mountains of my country, in the sinuousness of its rivers, in the waves of the ocean and on the body of a beloved woman... - Oscar Niemeyer

http://i.imgur.com/sWe0ITL.jpg?2

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with your mom's

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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Milton Friedman dildo

I am not attracted to the right angles or to the straight line, hard and inflexible, created by man. I am attracted to free-flowing, sensual curves. The curves that I find in the mountains of my country, in the sinuousness of its rivers, in the waves of the ocean and on the body of a beloved woman... - Oscar Niemeyer

http://i.imgur.com/sWe0ITL.jpg?2

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shoved inside her

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Chewy asshole

"There's no 'I' in 'Team'". Yeah, but there is a "Me" in "Team" spelled backwards!