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#1 2013-04-30 06:08:46

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Let's play Mafia

In Mafia, there are two teams. The Town, and the Mafia. Everyone is privately told by the Moderator (me) which one they are. If you are a Townie, I PM you and tell you you're a Townie and you have no idea what anyone else's role is. You win when everyone in the Mafia is dead. If you're in the Mafia, I tell you so and you're aware of who your teammates are. You win when the amount of Mafia members is equal to the amount of Townies. There's also a Cop and a Doctor who I'll get to later.

During the DAY phase of the game, the townspeople talk among themselves and try to decide who is a member of the Mafia while the Mafia try to blend in. Each person has the option to vote who to lynch and kill. You can change or remove your vote at any time. If someone gets the majority of the votes, they're gone.

During the NIGHT phase, the Mafia talk among themselves to decide who to kill. When they have decided, they will inform me via PM who they wish to kill. The Cop then tells the Moderator who they believe is part of the Mafia, and the Moderator will respond either 'yes' or 'no'. The Doctor tells the Moderator who they wish to save.

Then the DAY phase will begin, and the Moderator will announce the murder of who was chosen by the Mafia unless the Doctor saved him. The dead player may no longer participate in the game in any way.

Sign in here if you want to play. Leave any questions you have here.

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#2 2013-04-30 13:31:51

RAWN PAW
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Re: Let's play Mafia

Eh, sure.

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#3 2013-04-30 16:51:20

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Re: Let's play Mafia

Holy shit, I remember this game being really popular in an old message board I used to frequent. We had literally over 30 new incarnations, one after another...

Yeah, I'll join.


"Humanity Is Overrated" - Shrek

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#4 2013-04-30 17:51:01

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Re: Let's play Mafia

I've played a playing card version of this once.

I will.

I will join.


I will join you.



I will join you!


There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

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#5 2013-04-30 17:55:49

Luiz876
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Re: Let's play Mafia

Sounds cool. Hit me up.

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#6 2013-04-30 18:07:13

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Re: Let's play Mafia

If we get a few more people (at least 7 in total, preferably 9) I can start this game up.

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#7 2013-05-01 00:31:43

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Re: Let's play Mafia

Also, just because the Cop and Doctor are both possible roles doesn't mean they'll necessarily be in your game. The only roles that you can guarantee are in your game are Townie and Mafia Goon. Actually, in a broader sense you can't, but I'm only using the basic four roles as this game's Moderator so I won't be making everybody Godfathers, Roleblockers, Serial Killers, Vigilantes, or any of the other various roles. Or will I? You never know in Mafia.

For example, it could just be Townies, Goons and a Cop, or a Doctor instead of a Cop, or two Cops, or two Doctors, or even a team of Goons fighting a team of Cops and/or Doctors. Anything is possible.

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#8 2013-05-01 21:49:32

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Re: Let's play Mafia

Bump 'cause we need more players.

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#9 2013-05-01 22:21:14

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Re: Let's play Mafia

Would be cool. I'll only be able to play when I'm available, though!
should be in 3.5 - 5 hours


sloth wrote:

Comfy does not provide challenge, challenge provides success, success provides happiness. Our world is not comfy, although we tried to make it so. Slaves of our own inventions, yada, yada. Not only on a technological level, also on a social and political level. Nothing more but apes. Apes with psychosomatic disorders.

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#10 2013-05-01 23:07:17

RAWN PAW
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Re: Let's play Mafia

Lunatic wrote:

Would be cool. I'll only be able to play when I'm available, though!
should be in 3.5 - 5 hours

This doesn't seem like a one-night thing. I assume personal schedules are irrelevant due to forums not being real-time.

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#11 2013-05-02 02:16:40

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Re: Let's play Mafia

I'll probably start once we get two more players.

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#12 2013-05-02 08:23:12

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Posts: 4,653

Re: Let's play Mafia

Yeah, I'll play.

I remember playing something like this in humanities once.

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#13 2013-05-02 09:08:10

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Re: Let's play Mafia

One more person guys.

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#14 2013-05-02 10:21:00

bulgvar
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Registered: 2012-06-10
Posts: 3,031

Re: Let's play Mafia

I'll play.


Kneel down to me, pathetic mortals.

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#15 2013-05-02 10:26:21

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Re: Let's play Mafia

I'll PM you all your roles now. The game starts when I say it does in this thread.

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#16 2013-05-02 11:00:18

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Re: Let's play Mafia

So DnE finally got to it. Lunatic's status as the world's greatest programmer has also earned him the status of world's richest person... ever. He was so rich, he bought the island that we have all dreamed of, the SS 2.0 Island. It was wonderful. Everyone stayed inside and played games all day and was completely exempt from the shittiness of society. Life was perfect.

But soon people were getting freaked out. It started out as people thinking they were being followed and then convincing themselves it was just their paranoia, but it got worse. RAWN PAW reported hearing his name called out several times, bulgarionlion was masked and mugged in the street, someone deleted all the hentai off of SwiftEscudo's hard drive, and finally, Lunatic was shot. He didn't die, but he just kinda got shot. There was a murderer on the loose, maybe even more, possibly a whole MAFIA!

SS 2.0 Island is registered as an independent country however, and they can't just call the cops since there's only seven people there. They had to get extreme. Lunatic announced that every day, there would be a vote on who would be lynched, and every night he commanded everyone should stay indoors and keep on the look out for mafioso sightings. He always liked democracy. Who will win? Will the town find the Mafia and bring this island back to the utopia it was before, or will the Mafia be party poopers and fuck this up for everyone?


OK, here are the rules. You can reveal your role, but do so at your own risk. If you announce that you're a Cop, the Mafia might think that's a good reason to kill you that night. Please don't take screenshots or quote your PM word for word, but you can, however, paraphrase.

If you are a Goon, you win when everyone outside of the Mafia is dead, or if nothing can prevent the same. If you are ANYTHING BUT GOON, you win when all threats to the town are dead. Keep in mind that if your dead and your side wins, you still win, so don't be afraid to take one for the team if you have to. .

As for voting on who gets lynched, all players participate in this during the DAY. You have the option to vote, unvote, or change your vote. You can do this as many times as you like, but once the DAY is over, your last vote will be final. To vote, you must type exactly "#VOTE: Player name". For example, "#VOTE: Innoxius". No, the quotation marks are not required. If you want to undo your vote, type "#UNVOTE". These rules are simply to make it easier for me to moderate.

As Moderator, my only involvement in the game is to post occasionally to update on the votes, post when someone dies, or to answer any questions you may have. Of course, I'm also for finalizing kills for the Mafia MWAHAHAHA! I have no other involvement in this game, I am not considered a player, I have no choices, I have no soul.

When you're dead, you're fucking dead. You have one last post to say whatever the hell you want but that's it. You are no longer able to participate in the game in any way.

If you have any questions, if I missed something, or if I wasn't clear on something, feel free to ask. Let the game begin.


DAY 1

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#17 2013-05-02 11:03:46

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Re: Let's play Mafia

With 7 players, 4 votes are required to lynch.

bulgarionlion -
Fish20 -
Luiz876 -
Lunatic -
RAWN PAW -
SwiftEscudo -
V.R. -

Has not voted - bulgarionlion, Fish20, Luiz876, Lunatic, RAWN PAW, SwiftEscudo, V.R.

By the way, in case I wasn't clear, you don't have to vote if you don't want to.

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#18 2013-05-02 15:58:36

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Re: Let's play Mafia

alright cool

let's hope we get the first story quickly enough.


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#19 2013-05-02 23:42:40

Luiz876
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Re: Let's play Mafia

Is there a link or something to this game? It feels like you are playing this somewhere else

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#20 2013-05-03 00:44:30

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Re: Let's play Mafia

This game is on a lot of websites. There are lots of different variations and such.

By the way, I've had three people PM me who they want to lynch. Sorry that I wasn't clear, but you actually post in this thread who you vote to lynch. If I wanted to lynch Bob, I would make a reply to this thread that included "VOTE: Bob" in it. That way we can get a discussion on who is probably Mafia. It's a bit slow on Day 1, since there are no leads, but believe me, the game picks up speed afterwards.

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#21 2013-05-03 01:44:39

Luiz876
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Re: Let's play Mafia

Nigga, you PM your votes!
wut
#VOTE: bulgarianlion or just Bulgvar fuck this you know who this is
As can be seen here, Luiz is not very adept at following instructions.
Okay, apparently I was wrong. Sorry about that.

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#22 2013-05-03 01:57:02

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Re: Let's play Mafia

I forgot to mention you can vote for no lynching that day. You can type "VOTE: No lynch" somewhere in your reply and it'll count as a vote towards not lynching anyone.

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#23 2013-05-03 02:13:37

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Re: Let's play Mafia

What the hell, nobody died and we vote already?

#VOTE: No lynch


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#24 2013-05-03 02:21:13

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Re: Let's play Mafia

V.R. wrote:

What the hell, nobody died and we vote already?

#VOTE: No lynch

Do your games start at Night?

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#25 2013-05-03 02:28:56

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Re: Let's play Mafia

No, but from my past experiences with playing Mafia, every day at least one person dies. Given the small size of this particular game, I can see why one might go easy on the bloodshed, but still.


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