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#51 2013-05-06 02:27:46

Fish20
sea creature
From: crabgrass
Registered: 2012-06-11
Posts: 4,569
Website

Re: Let's play Mafia

#VOTE Bulgvar


There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

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#52 2013-05-06 03:21:58

The
He's Back
From: In Your Head
Registered: 2012-08-13
Posts: 1,293

Re: Let's play Mafia

With 6 players, 4 votes are required to lynch.

bulgarianlion - Fish20, RAWN PAW, SwiftEscudo, V.R.
Fish20 -
Lunatic -
RAWN PAW - bulgarianlion
SwiftEscudo -
V.R. -
No lynch -

Has not yet voted: Lunatic

Once Lunatic votes, don't wait for me to start NIGHT 2.

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#53 2013-05-06 05:01:28

loon_attic
Banned
Registered: 2012-06-08
Posts: 10,259

Re: Let's play Mafia

#VOTE: bulgvar


sloth wrote:

Comfy does not provide challenge, challenge provides success, success provides happiness. Our world is not comfy, although we tried to make it so. Slaves of our own inventions, yada, yada. Not only on a technological level, also on a social and political level. Nothing more but apes. Apes with psychosomatic disorders.

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#54 2013-05-06 05:28:02

The
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From: In Your Head
Registered: 2012-08-13
Posts: 1,293

Re: Let's play Mafia

When it was apparent that bulgarianlion was getting lynched that day, he ran. Too bad all that McDonald's caught up to him. Bulgvar was hung from a tree and revealed to be a Mafia Goon. NIGHT 2 starts now.

Bulgarianlion, the Goon, has been lynched and is no longer allowed to participate in the game in any way (except for one more post in this thread which I forgot to mention with Luiz's death).

Last edited by The (2013-05-06 05:28:16)

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#55 2013-05-06 05:50:19

The
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From: In Your Head
Registered: 2012-08-13
Posts: 1,293

Re: Let's play Mafia

At the town meeting, this time it was SwiftEscudo who was missing. This was especially frightening, because he became insane and paranoid that the Mafia had STOLEN his hentai, not wiped it completely. Turns out, after a search of his house, he was right. He was shot in the head while masturbating to his hentai with bulgarianlion's hard drive. At least he died happy. After further investigation of his house, nothing suggests he was anything more than an ordinary Townie.

SwiftEscudo, the Townie, has been killed and is no longer allowed to participate in the game in any way except for one final post in this thread.

With 4 players, 3 votes are required to lynch.

Fish20 -
Lunatic -
RAWN PAW -
V.R. -
No lynch -

Has not yet voted: Fish20, Lunatic, RAWN PAW, V.R.

Last edited by The (2013-05-06 05:50:49)

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#56 2013-05-06 07:08:34

Swift
retired commo
From: Australia
Registered: 2012-06-10
Posts: 4,653

Re: Let's play Mafia

what an elegant way to die

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#57 2013-05-06 07:33:18

RAWN PAW
Member
Registered: 2012-06-08
Posts: 2,171

Re: Let's play Mafia

I vote for Fish.

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#58 2013-05-06 09:21:12

bulgvar
Hamburgers are glorious
From: Bulgaria
Registered: 2012-06-10
Posts: 3,031

Re: Let's play Mafia

fuck you niggers :(


Kneel down to me, pathetic mortals.

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#59 2013-05-06 13:49:13

V.R.
receive {_, _} -> void.
Registered: 2013-04-02
Posts: 5,352

Re: Let's play Mafia

Damn, we got 'em.

#VOTE: Lunatic


"Humanity Is Overrated" - Shrek

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#60 2013-05-06 17:16:28

Fish20
sea creature
From: crabgrass
Registered: 2012-06-11
Posts: 4,569
Website

Re: Let's play Mafia

#VOTE: Lunatic


There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

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#61 2013-05-07 02:28:07

The
He's Back
From: In Your Head
Registered: 2012-08-13
Posts: 1,293

Re: Let's play Mafia

With 4 players, 3 votes are required to lynch.

Fish20 - RAWN PAW
Lunatic - Fish20, V.R.
RAWN PAW -
V.R. -
No lynch -

Has not yet voted: Lunatic

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#62 2013-05-08 22:16:34

The
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From: In Your Head
Registered: 2012-08-13
Posts: 1,293

Re: Let's play Mafia

Lunatic, I need your vote.

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#63 2013-05-08 22:45:24

loon_attic
Banned
Registered: 2012-06-08
Posts: 10,259

Re: Let's play Mafia

#Vote: Lunatic Fish20
WELL WHAT NOW


sloth wrote:

Comfy does not provide challenge, challenge provides success, success provides happiness. Our world is not comfy, although we tried to make it so. Slaves of our own inventions, yada, yada. Not only on a technological level, also on a social and political level. Nothing more but apes. Apes with psychosomatic disorders.

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#64 2013-05-08 23:01:54

The
He's Back
From: In Your Head
Registered: 2012-08-13
Posts: 1,293

Re: Let's play Mafia

With 4 players, 3 votes are required to lynch.

Fish20 - RAWN PAW, Fish20
Lunatic - Fish20, V.R.
RAWN PAW -
V.R. -
No lynch -

Has not yet voted:

Now there is once again the option to either continue into the night or wait for someone to get lynched.

BTW, out of the four of you, two of you are Townies, one of you is a Cop, and the other is Mafia Scum.

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#65 2013-05-09 01:52:17

Fish20
sea creature
From: crabgrass
Registered: 2012-06-11
Posts: 4,569
Website

Re: Let's play Mafia

So if we want to lynch we have to vote again?


There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

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#66 2013-05-09 02:02:30

The
He's Back
From: In Your Head
Registered: 2012-08-13
Posts: 1,293

Re: Let's play Mafia

Yeah. Someone's gotta change their vote.

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#67 2013-05-09 03:44:31

The
He's Back
From: In Your Head
Registered: 2012-08-13
Posts: 1,293

Re: Let's play Mafia

You all have 24 hours for there to be enough votes to lynch someone or there will be no lynch.

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#68 2013-05-09 17:19:32

V.R.
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Posts: 5,352

Re: Let's play Mafia

Switch vote to Fish20, I guess.


"Humanity Is Overrated" - Shrek

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#69 2013-05-09 18:03:02

The
He's Back
From: In Your Head
Registered: 2012-08-13
Posts: 1,293

Re: Let's play Mafia

Fish20 was hanged from a tree branch and revealed to be an ordinary Townie. When everyone realized that Fish20 was not part of the Mafia, they froze. The Goon was going to kill tonight, and then there'd only be one civilian and one goon the next day, meaning that the Goon could not be lynched. This means that the Goon would kill the next night. The Mafia had won. Their victory was inevitable.

"Who is it?" asked a horrified RAWN PAW.

Lunatic pulled out a handgun and cocked it.

"It's me, bitch!"

"But why, Lunatic?" asked V.R., "The SS Island was your idea anyway! Why would you ruin it?"

"My idea? Bitch, I wanted a private island, keyword, private but then all you guys wanted a part of it! I told you no at first, but you were so damn persistant! Then you literally just showed up without permission and took over the guest houses!"

"You won't get away with this," said RAWN PAW, revealing a police badge. "You're under arrest."

Lunatic laughed evilly.

"You see, RAWN PAW, the problem with that statement is I have a gun aimed at your face and you don't have a gun aimed anywhere at all! I will most surely kill you before you kill me! Do you even have a gun?"

"Shit, I don't have a gun." said RAWN PAW.

"Exactly," said Lunatic, "any last words before you both perish?"

"Yeah," said V.R., "why was bularianlion on your team?"

"I wanted a chubby Bulgarian socialist to make jokes about."

Lunatic fatally shot RAWN PAW then V.R.. He lived on his private island alone and enjoyed the luxurious life of the world's best programmer and world's richest person ever. He was never caught.


Mafia victory due to the inevitable demise of all the townspeople.

bulgarianlion - Mafia Goon
Fish20 - Townie
Luiz876 - Doctor
Lunatic - Mafia Goon
RAWN PAW - Cop
SwiftEscudo - Townie
V.R. - Townie

Last edited by The (2013-05-09 18:04:08)

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#70 2013-05-09 19:17:31

Fish20
sea creature
From: crabgrass
Registered: 2012-06-11
Posts: 4,569
Website

Re: Let's play Mafia

I TOLD YOU

I FUCKING TOLD YOU


There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

Online

#71 2013-05-09 19:47:56

The
He's Back
From: In Your Head
Registered: 2012-08-13
Posts: 1,293

Re: Let's play Mafia

Who wants to play another game?

Preferably with a different moderator.

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#72 2013-05-09 19:56:24

bulgvar
Hamburgers are glorious
From: Bulgaria
Registered: 2012-06-10
Posts: 3,031

Re: Let's play Mafia

victory motherfuckers


Kneel down to me, pathetic mortals.

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#73 2013-05-09 20:26:02

Luiz876
Member
Registered: 2012-06-09
Posts: 963

Re: Let's play Mafia

Fuckin dykes man
Ok let's play another game! This game is pretty fun actually

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#74 2013-05-09 21:51:09

V.R.
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Registered: 2013-04-02
Posts: 5,352

Re: Let's play Mafia

Fucking shit.

Yeah, let's go again, though with a few more players, if possible.


"Humanity Is Overrated" - Shrek

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#75 2013-05-09 22:24:45

RAWN PAW
Member
Registered: 2012-06-08
Posts: 2,171

Re: Let's play Mafia

Fuck.

I was thinking it was Fish because I didn't think Lunatic would be a member of the mafia on his own island.

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