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#1 2013-06-05 20:29:54

V.R.
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Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

Sign up below.

This one will be rather unconventional, just as a heads-up.

Also I'd appreciate it if we got 10 players this time, kthx


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#2 2013-06-05 20:30:04

The
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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

In.

EDIT: Also as a reminder since I'm not Moderator you can do whatever the hell you want V.R.. You can keep, change, or get rid of any of the rules I make in my games.

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#3 2013-06-05 20:31:00

Luiz876
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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

In.

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#4 2013-06-05 21:04:12

RAWN PAW
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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

I'm in.

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#5 2013-06-05 21:10:18

sloth
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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

I'm in.


Hindsight is always 20/20.

God wrote:

A surprising amount of insight can be gleamed from sitting on the toilet. More concerning, however, is the amount of nostalgia. neutral

When in doubt, move north. God bless suomi.

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#6 2013-06-05 22:12:40

Swift
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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

in nigga

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#7 2013-06-06 00:32:19

Maelstrom
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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

Le me XDD


I am not attracted to the right angles or to the straight line, hard and inflexible, created by man. I am attracted to free-flowing, sensual curves. The curves that I find in the mountains of my country, in the sinuousness of its rivers, in the waves of the ocean and on the body of a beloved woman... - Oscar Niemeyer

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#8 2013-06-06 01:44:32

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

In

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#9 2013-06-06 05:46:09

Your Favorite Wet Dream
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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

In


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#10 2013-06-06 11:18:09

bulgvar
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Registered: 2012-06-10
Posts: 3,031

Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

In.


Kneel down to me, pathetic mortals.

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#11 2013-06-06 14:53:32

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

One more and we begin.


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#12 2013-06-06 17:33:48

Fish20
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Posts: 4,594
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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

me in


There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

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#13 2013-06-06 18:03:15

sloth
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Registered: 2012-06-17
Posts: 7,868

Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

And now V.R. answers "trolled you fools".


Hindsight is always 20/20.

God wrote:

A surprising amount of insight can be gleamed from sitting on the toilet. More concerning, however, is the amount of nostalgia. neutral

When in doubt, move north. God bless suomi.

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#14 2013-06-06 18:07:18

Fish20
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From: crabgrass
Registered: 2012-06-11
Posts: 4,594
Website

Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

aCol wrote:

And now V.R. answers "trolled you fools".

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There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

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#15 2013-06-06 18:31:44

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

The roles have been sent out, and I will begin the story soon.


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#16 2013-06-06 19:13:09

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

REICHSTAG, BERLIN, MARCH 1933.

It was a bright sunny day, and the songbirds were chirping melodically.

All 10 of you were proud and loyal members of the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei (NSDAP), who just a couple of days prior had won the German federal elections. The mood inside the building was one of great celebration and joy.

The party banner gloriously stood high in the entrance. In the center of the building, a monolithic Reichsadler fountain drew constant ogling, driving people powerless to its magnificent awe.

At last, Germany was ready to enter a new age of stability, integrity and prosperity.

Sharpie was reading the day's issue of the Völkischer Beobachter, with the articles praising the Nazi leaders and their recent, staggering victory. He was drinking a cup of coffee and was carrying a TT-30 pistol that he wrestled out of a Soviet dissident.

bulgarianlion was wildly gesticulating in the distance and sipping his smuggled rakia. His speech was slurred, but he appeared to be muttering some sort of Pan-Slavic rhetoric, which would normally be punishable by death, but thankfully his colleagues were used to it and didn't pay attention.

Luiz876 was weeping uncontrollably in the corner. Since the NSDAP had officially banned such depravities as homosexuality, he could no longer feast on his penchant for male genitalia, much less African one.

RAWN PAW and SwiftEscudo were arguing about whose Iron Cross was shinier. Ultimately, RAWN PAW won the argument by breaking a beer bottle in SwiftEscudo's face.

Suddenly, The uttered the following words: "Die Juden sind unser Unglück!". Everybody in the room nodded and extended their right arms in approval.

aCol was the only native Kraut German in the room, and quite ironically the most tolerant. Nevertheless, he had solidified a reputation as an uncompromising leader who stood his ground. He was currently working on a project to design a mass-produced dildo from the skin of Jews with the aid of advanced manufacturing technology.

aCol was staring at the antics of Fish20 and Your Favorite Wet Dream. The two were chatting incoherently, but what grabbed aCol's intention was something that closely resembled a human hand sticking out from the door behind them. He made eye contact with Fish20 and pointed to the door at him. Fish20 opened it up, and behold: the mangled corpse of an SA stormtrooper fell out immediately. The face was severely disfigured, almost as if it had been hammered. The body was full of scratch marks, no doubt those of a sickle. Everyone fell into a ghastly silence.

"ACHTUNG!", yelled aCol.

Everybody aligned in unison with their left arms extended in a salute. aCol began to speak.

"Dear party members, as you all know, despite having won over the trust of the people, we have a very large body of enemies. Those despicable pinko communists have likely infiltrated the premises of our glorious Reichstag. They seek to eliminate us one by one, and we cannot allow that. As such, we shall do the following: every day, we will democratically vote for one of us to be lynched until we weed out the scum. It may sound like a brutal measure, but it is the only way. For the party. For Germany. For the Führer. SIEG HEIL!"

"SIEG HEIL!", the others responded.

aCol gave a stern look at Maelstrom before leaving the room. The bell rang, signaling everyone to return to their offices.

The hunt for the commies had begun.

Day 1 commence.

With 10 players, 6 votes are required for a lynch.

aCol -
bulgarianlion -
Fish20 -
Luiz876 -
Maelstrom -
RAWN PAW -
Sharpie -
SwiftEscudo -
The -
Your Favorite Wet Dream -

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#17 2013-06-06 19:16:10

Luiz876
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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

#VOTE: Maelstrom
EDIT: when did I say I'm a homo

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#18 2013-06-06 19:18:30

RAWN PAW
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Posts: 2,171

Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

I utilize my prototype of Reichrosoft Windows to vote to lynch Luiz.

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#19 2013-06-06 19:19:23

Luiz876
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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

this again guys

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#20 2013-06-06 19:25:30

bulgvar
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Registered: 2012-06-10
Posts: 3,031

Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

#vote Luiz


Kneel down to me, pathetic mortals.

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#21 2013-06-06 19:26:24

Luiz876
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Posts: 963

Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

bulgarianlion wrote:

#vote Luiz

i hope you choke on your blood

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#22 2013-06-06 20:06:01

Aya
Sweet Tits
Registered: 2012-06-11
Posts: 1,840

Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

omg this game again?

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#23 2013-06-06 20:15:42

sloth
WITNESS ME
From: Spurdoland
Registered: 2012-06-17
Posts: 7,868

Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

RAWN PAW wrote:

I utilize my prototype of Reichrosoft Windows to vote to lynch Luiz.

It's Reichsbetriebssystem, and the Reichsbetriebssystem is made by the "Minister fuer Betriebssysteme"...

Anyways I also #vote for maelstroem.


Hindsight is always 20/20.

God wrote:

A surprising amount of insight can be gleamed from sitting on the toilet. More concerning, however, is the amount of nostalgia. neutral

When in doubt, move north. God bless suomi.

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#24 2013-06-06 20:51:36

SaintVicious
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Registered: 2012-06-09
Posts: 7,029

Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

vote luiz

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#25 2013-06-06 20:54:26

Luiz876
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Registered: 2012-06-09
Posts: 963

Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

SaintVicious wrote:

vote luiz

you're not even on the game you dumb nut

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