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#76 2013-06-09 04:53:07

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

Anyways he'll die.


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#77 2013-06-09 05:04:28

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

Looks like I'm next! Such a shame that I'll be murdered by a bunch of pretzel-eating Panzers


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#78 2013-06-09 14:59:23

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The day came to its climax (nothing sexual was performed), the votes were counted and SwiftEscudo was the unlucky bastard set for lynching.

He tried to run and escape from the building, but the exit door was sealed and he was quickly subdued by the angry mob of National Socialists who wanted to shed some communist blood. The broke Swift's left leg to prevent further attempts of cowardice.

"You cannot evade your fate, Red,"  taunted Fish20.

"Hopefully he'll be all red by the end, much like the banner of his country," said bulgarianlion, coughing mid-sentence and expectorating a foul phlegm.

"What illness has this Slav dog caught?", asked Maelstrom.

It was at this point that aCol was reminded of bulgarianlion's descriptions of Slayer music. However, his thought was interrupted by Sharpie's stark tone:

"Fuck that Slav, how are we going to execute Swift, the traitor?"

"Give me your gun," said RAWN PAW.

Sharpie initially hesitated, but ended up giving his TT-30 pistol to RAWN PAW.

SwiftEscudo was lying on the ground in pain, expressionless. He was waiting to be finished off as quickly as possible.

"Blah blah, say your last words... then prepare to die," uttered RAWN PAW.

"The votes were rigged! For all you know one of the commie spies here could have hijacked the privacy of the results by reading the electromagnetic emissions... I'm a townie, I swear."

"And how the hell did you know about that?," RAWN PAW asked in return.

He then proceeded to fire a round directly at SwiftEscudo's head, killing him instantly. A shot to the chest and left arm followed, before Sharpie grabbed the gun out of his hand.

"Bullets ain't cheap, you imbecile," he admonished.

"Alright, he's dead! Check his fucking room!," ordered aCol.

The went in to inspect Swift's former office and uncovered a bunch of Nazi insignia, some daggers and a huge party banner in the middle of the room. Nothing to suggest that he was anything but an ordinary NS Townie.

The returned with the news, and ended up igniting a scene of fury.

Sharpie drew his TT-30 and aimed it at aCol.

"You filthy kike, you've made us kill all of our party members! I'm gonna empty this magazine right into your face, swine!"

"Stop being a loathsome fool! You know very well that we had no way of knowing! You were pretty confident about this yourself!"

Sharpie pulled the slide and was seemingly ready to annihilate aCol, but Maelstrom broke up the fight:

"Hey, stop it! We already have commie goons out to kill us, we don't need you guys helping their job!"

Sharpie left silently into his office, with the rest doing the same. bulgarianlion looked very pale and still had a terrible cough.

aCol stood silently, stared at his fellow Nazi's pale expression, thought again about the Slayer music, before going to the same path as the others, expecting the worst for the coming night.

Night 2 commence.

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#79 2013-06-09 16:38:13

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

Dammit only townies so far. That is most definitely against my taste, who would be against us?


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A surprising amount of insight can be gleamed from sitting on the toilet. More concerning, however, is the amount of nostalgia. neutral

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#80 2013-06-09 17:52:05

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

I vote Rawn.


I am not attracted to the right angles or to the straight line, hard and inflexible, created by man. I am attracted to free-flowing, sensual curves. The curves that I find in the mountains of my country, in the sinuousness of its rivers, in the waves of the ocean and on the body of a beloved woman... - Oscar Niemeyer

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#81 2013-06-09 17:55:15

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

I vote RAWN PAW

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#82 2013-06-09 17:57:30

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It's night, you assclowns. I want PMs for killings and shit.


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#83 2013-06-09 18:39:17

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

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I vote RAWN PAW

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#84 2013-06-10 19:22:08

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The morning bell rang and the entire party cabinet (or the remainder of it, anyway), not even bothering to put on any clothes, immediately zerg rushed in their underwear into each other's rooms to find out who had been the victim during the night.

"Ach, Himmel!", yelped Fish20 as he stood before aCol's room. The others were invited by his distressed call.

"What the fuck is up here?", asked RAWN PAW.

"He appears to have dozed off. Look at his expression," noted Sharpie.

"You're the one to talk, pal. You fucking waste half your money on drugs and then bitch about speeding in an unregistered vehicle," said Maelstrom in an antagonistic tone.

Sharpie was about to pull out his TT-30 yet again, but was stopped by The, who then shoved a chill pill into his mouth. Sharpie was pleased by its soothing effects.

Suddenly, aCol began spastically rocking back and forth and uttering some incoherent babble about Slayer music.

"I HEARD IT... STRIPPED OF... INFAMOUS... THE MUSIC THE BLACK FIGURE!" were the only intelligible words out of his alien diatribe.

The group pulled him up and left him to sit on a chair, hoping he would regain sanity.

"But wait... does this mean no one died last night?", posed the question Fish.

"Erm... nein, look at this scheisse right here," said Maelstrom while pointing at bulgarianlion's room.

"That son of a bitch got fucked badly. Damn," filled in RAWN.

bulgarianlion was disemboweled, had multiple knives hanging from his body, had his face partly skinned and was covered in copious amounts of his phlegm.

"Kein Mitleid für Slavs," cruelly stated The.

aCol, in a very faint voice, was continuously repeating the word "autopsy". His face was pale and he had lost his once leaderly charisma.

"I guess he wants an autopsy performed on bulgarianlion's body. He was coughing a lot, maybe he was poisoned beforehand?", thought out loud Fish.

"Send him to the morgue," ordered Sharpie.

An autopsy was performed and the results were quite intriguing. bulgarianlion's bloodstream showed large traces of dimethylmercury, which meant that he would have died regardless of the brutal slaughter that ultimately took him away. This revealed to the Nazis that something much more sinister was up, and put the Slayer music in a new light.

aCol appeared to be stabilizing, but the others were very wary of what was to come. They left him on the chair, and went to vote, knowing that hope had pretty much been lost at this point.

Day 3 commence.

With 6 players, 4 votes are required for a lynch.

aCol -
Fish20 -
Maelstrom -
RAWN PAW -
Sharpie -
The -

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#85 2013-06-10 19:38:28

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

Yfw I don't spend half my money on drugs >_>

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#86 2013-06-10 19:41:55

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

Vote Fish


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#87 2013-06-10 20:06:19

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

Somebody fucking drugged me? Sharpie, The and Maelstrom would be the only ones that would even get this idea IMO.

I vote Sharpie


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#88 2013-06-10 20:11:56

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Oh, I forgot to mention that bulgarianlion was just an ordinary NS Townie.


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#89 2013-06-10 20:38:25

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

Ruhe in frieden. I vote Fish.


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#90 2013-06-10 22:10:02

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

I vote Maelstrom.

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#91 2013-06-10 22:32:13

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I vote SHarpie


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#92 2013-06-10 22:37:02

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

With 6 players, 4 votes are required for a lynch.

aCol -
Fish20 - Sharpie, Maelstrom
Maelstrom - The
RAWN PAW -
Sharpie - aCol, Fish20
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#93 2013-06-10 22:38:12

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I vote RAWN PAW.

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#94 2013-06-10 22:39:49

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

The thing is there's probably two Mafia out there so we gotta make sure we lynch the right motherfucker today or we lose, again.

Or we can just #YOLO #SWAG #ANARCHY it and bandwagon on someone.

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#95 2013-06-10 22:43:28

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aCol -
Fish20 - Sharpie, Maelstrom
Maelstrom - The
RAWN PAW - RAWN PAW
Sharpie - aCol, Fish20
The -

Indeed, there are two commie goons. Get to the vote switching.


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#96 2013-06-10 22:44:24

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

The question is, is The a mafia dude? Did he say that to his own protection?


Hindsight is always 20/20.

God wrote:

A surprising amount of insight can be gleamed from sitting on the toilet. More concerning, however, is the amount of nostalgia. neutral

When in doubt, move north. God bless suomi.

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#97 2013-06-11 00:23:26

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

The question is which two of us are Mafia dudes, not me specifically. But of course I'm included in "us".

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#98 2013-06-11 00:36:30

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

Change vote to rawn

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#99 2013-06-11 01:43:23

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

I stay at Sharpie. Since he keeps using his fucking TT-30 excessively.


Hindsight is always 20/20.

God wrote:

A surprising amount of insight can be gleamed from sitting on the toilet. More concerning, however, is the amount of nostalgia. neutral

When in doubt, move north. God bless suomi.

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#100 2013-06-11 02:10:10

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

Y'know if we don't lynch then the mafia will kill and we'll have higher odds of guessing correctly.

Vote no lynch

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