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#1 2013-06-17 04:35:41

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Mafia #7: It Comes After Mafia #6

Whoever moderates the next game is decided by the current moderator. Hopefully they don't pick Maelstrom. Mutinies are allowed, like the one that just happened.

Don't sign up below.

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#2 2013-06-17 04:57:56

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Re: Mafia #7: It Comes After Mafia #6

#vote Luiz

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#3 2013-06-17 04:58:40

SaintVicious
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Re: Mafia #7: It Comes After Mafia #6

vote luiz

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#4 2013-06-17 04:59:45

Your Favorite Wet Dream
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Re: Mafia #7: It Comes After Mafia #6

Vote Luiz


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#5 2013-06-17 05:11:15

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Re: Mafia #7: It Comes After Mafia #6

I like this new sign up format.

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#6 2013-06-17 05:18:20

sloth
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Re: Mafia #7: It Comes After Mafia #6

vote luiz


Hindsight is always 20/20.

God wrote:

A surprising amount of insight can be gleamed from sitting on the toilet. More concerning, however, is the amount of nostalgia. neutral

When in doubt, move north. God bless suomi.

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#7 2013-06-17 11:27:33

bulgvar
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Posts: 3,031

Re: Mafia #7: It Comes After Mafia #6

vote luiz


Kneel down to me, pathetic mortals.

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#8 2013-06-17 16:22:49

Jar
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Re: Mafia #7: It Comes After Mafia #6

I'll vote for Luiz as well

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#9 2013-06-17 20:24:51

Sharpie
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Re: Mafia #7: It Comes After Mafia #6

Vote luiz

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#10 2013-06-17 21:04:23

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Re: Mafia #7: It Comes After Mafia #6

Three more.

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#11 2013-06-17 22:08:55

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Re: Mafia #7: It Comes After Mafia #6

vote all niggers

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#12 2013-06-17 22:36:59

Sharpie
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Re: Mafia #7: It Comes After Mafia #6

Luiz876 wrote:

vote all niggers


you were dead before this thread was even made, you don't get to vote(:

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#13 2013-06-17 22:52:22

Luiz876
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Re: Mafia #7: It Comes After Mafia #6

Sharpie wrote:
Luiz876 wrote:

vote all niggers


you were dead before this thread was even made, you don't get to vote(:

that's racist pls apologize

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#14 2013-06-18 08:52:56

Swift
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Registered: 2012-06-10
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Re: Mafia #7: It Comes After Mafia #6

vote luiz

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#15 2013-06-18 09:05:50

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Posts: 10,259

Re: Mafia #7: It Comes After Mafia #6

vote everyone but me


sloth wrote:

Comfy does not provide challenge, challenge provides success, success provides happiness. Our world is not comfy, although we tried to make it so. Slaves of our own inventions, yada, yada. Not only on a technological level, also on a social and political level. Nothing more but apes. Apes with psychosomatic disorders.

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#16 2013-06-18 11:25:21

sloth
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Re: Mafia #7: It Comes After Mafia #6

Lunatic wrote:

vote everyone but me

kk everybody but you will get a blowjob from that hot girl around the block.


Hindsight is always 20/20.

God wrote:

A surprising amount of insight can be gleamed from sitting on the toilet. More concerning, however, is the amount of nostalgia. neutral

When in doubt, move north. God bless suomi.

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#17 2013-06-18 18:00:06

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Re: Mafia #7: It Comes After Mafia #6

Sign-ups closed.

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#18 2013-06-19 06:51:13

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Re: Mafia #7: It Comes After Mafia #6

You were all in an empty mall trying in vain to entertain yourselves. Lunatic was at his computer h4x0ring when suddenly, the power went out.

"NOOOOOO!" screamed Lunatic as he smashed his fists into the keyboard repeatedly sending the keys flying everywhere. Then he punched a hole in his monitor and threw the case at the wall.

"Meeting in the Gamestop!" he yelled.

You all gathered to see what your glorious leader had to say.

"I'm fucking bored."

Silence.

"What?" asked aCol, "That's your announcement?"

"My computer just went out with the rest of the power, and the Internet's probably going down soon anyway."

"You don't have anything else to say?" said Sharpie, "I mean, it sucks that you're bored but are the barricades going down, are we running low on food? Of course we're gonna be bored with how the world is now, but this is the only mall we've found that's in an area nearly free of zombies and bandits. We can see what's up with the generator if that's what you want."

"Yeah, I accidentally destroyed my keyboard, punched my monitor and threw the case at the wall so I'll still be bored."

"We're in a Gamestop!" said Luiz876, "Let's play some video games!"

"What a stupid idea!" said Your Favorite Wet Dream.

Bulgarianlion frowned upon Luiz876 shaking his head.

"Fag."

"Yeah Luiz," said Lunatic, "Who would wanna play games with a piece of shit like you?"

Suddenly a black zombie dressed as a mall security cop stood in the entrance to Gamestop with a bit-off dick and groaned of hunger.

"Oh no," yelled Jar, "it's a black guy!"

RAWN PAW revealed a .44 magnum and fired into the zombie's head; the only proven method of killing a zombie.

"Alright," he said, "who killed Andre?"

"I just don't get it!" said SwiftEscudo, "Out of the nine of us, who would wanna put a nigger's dick in his mouth?"

Everyone's head turned to Luiz.

Day 1 starts now. Should I even bother?

aCol
bulgarianlion
Jar
Luiz876
Lunatic
RAWN PAW
Sharpie
SwiftEscudo
Your Favorite Wet Dream
No lynch -

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#19 2013-06-19 10:21:01

Sharpie
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Re: Mafia #7: It Comes After Mafia #6

We already voted.

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#20 2013-06-19 10:33:04

sloth
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Posts: 7,807

Re: Mafia #7: It Comes After Mafia #6

We're in an empty mall? With or without products?


If it's with products, you'll find me in the laptops section.


Hindsight is always 20/20.

God wrote:

A surprising amount of insight can be gleamed from sitting on the toilet. More concerning, however, is the amount of nostalgia. neutral

When in doubt, move north. God bless suomi.

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#21 2013-06-19 19:30:24

bulgvar
Hamburgers are glorious
From: Bulgaria
Registered: 2012-06-10
Posts: 3,031

Re: Mafia #7: It Comes After Mafia #6

vote luiz obviously


Kneel down to me, pathetic mortals.

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#22 2013-06-19 19:51:46

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Re: Mafia #7: It Comes After Mafia #6

Day 1 starts now. Should I even bother?

I guess not.

You all looked around for Luiz to lynch him, yet he was nowhere to be found. You decided to split up in different directions.

Bulgarianlion searched the JCPenny dressing rooms and found Luiz bent over, crying and bleeding anally, with Terry Crews's dick in his ass. The action had stopped right when he walked in as everyone was too shocked to react. Bulgvar eventually just slowly closed the curtain.

"Not in here!" he yelled.

In Luiz's room he found a box of Band-Aids, making him obviously a Doctor.

Luiz876, the Doctor, is dead and is no longer allowed to participate in voting and can no longer perform his night action.

Night 1 starts now.

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#23 2013-06-19 19:56:02

sloth
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Posts: 7,807

Re: Mafia #7: It Comes After Mafia #6

Why do we all kill luiz first??! It's like with apes and bananas...

Last edited by sloth (2013-06-19 19:56:15)


Hindsight is always 20/20.

God wrote:

A surprising amount of insight can be gleamed from sitting on the toilet. More concerning, however, is the amount of nostalgia. neutral

When in doubt, move north. God bless suomi.

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#24 2013-06-19 20:06:30

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Posts: 1,293

Re: Mafia #7: It Comes After Mafia #6

aCol wrote:

Why do we all kill luiz first??! It's like with apes and bananas...

I think it's 'cause of my thread, "The Game Where Luiz Dies #4".

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#25 2013-06-19 20:09:41

Luiz876
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Posts: 963

Re: Mafia #7: It Comes After Mafia #6

TRADITION ALL DEIII durrrrr

Well, I sure you guys love killing me always in the first round, but I really want to play properly this game.

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