Re: Mafia IX: Urban Warfare & Heap Overflows

VR called me a "pederast" when he gave me my role, he's mean guys.

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Re: Mafia IX: Urban Warfare & Heap Overflows

Your Favorite Wet Dream wrote:

VR called me a "pederast" when he gave me my role, he's mean guys.


Me too..


#vote VR

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VR is the new Luiz

#Vote VR

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Re: Mafia IX: Urban Warfare & Heap Overflows

pederast I am pretty sure is child molester or something of the like. NT vr you tapak

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It's night, cunts.

sloth wrote:

Comfy does not provide challenge, challenge provides success, success provides happiness. Our world is not comfy, although we tried to make it so. Slaves of our own inventions, yada, yada. Not only on a technological level, also on a social and political level. Nothing more but apes. Apes with psychosomatic disorders.

31 (edited by bulgvar 2013-07-25 08:32:41)

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pederast is gay in bulgarian

Oh, and I liked the story, seems interesting.

Kneel down to me, pathetic mortals.

Re: Mafia IX: Urban Warfare & Heap Overflows

You were all sleeping tranquilly beside your hardware, without the slightest of care for your personal dilemmas and tribulations.

That is, until this ear-piercing 2600hz frequency came out of nowhere for whatever reason and made you hit the ceiling at unprecedented speeds that would make Jesse Owens tremble.

"Who the fuck is tinkering with the blue box again?," asked Sharpie in this annoyed demeanor.

"Are there still analog phone switching systems around, anyway?," prompted The.

"Yeah, the payphone outside works that way. In-band signaling, too. Play a sound of coins falling down the dispenser and it'll give you free calls in a whim. All the fucking boxes work on that shit," clarified Lunatic.

The very same payphone then began ringing, as Alistoriv came down rushing to pick it up.

"Hello?"

"Turbulence," replied this guttural voice before hanging up.

The word "turbulence" meant nothing to any of you, until bulgvar noticed a lack of presence.

"Ah shit, uh... where's Maelstrom?," he asked.

"Oh yeah! He's dead," responded Alistoriv.

"You mean to tell us that you went over to grab the payphone, saw Maelstrom lying dead and didn't even think for a moment about telling us?," raised the question SwiftEscudo.

"I did not find the information notable."

aCol went in to see the bloodshed, but it turns out the death wasn't that fascinating. Maelstrom had a generic microcontroller-powered electric javelin impaled from his anus through his mouth. No big deal. There was more important shit to do.

Like perform digital forensics on his computer to find any incriminating data that would show his role and alliance. Or build model trains. One of the two.

Fish20 fired up The Sleuth Kit while Your Favorite Wet Dream was smoking Luiz's ashes next to him, and the results were unmistakable. Maelstrom was just a Townie.

"I didn't find a single exploit or picture of interracial furry child gay porn anywhere, guys," said Fish.

"Well, shit niggers. I guess we better start votin' on who to lynch using those Arduino-powered electronic gallows over there with the vote bank software," announced bulgvar.

The others nodded, connected through Telnet to the gallows' vote bank and began pondering on their vote to cast.

Yet all they could do was store at the huge secured door.

-----------------

Day 1 commence.

With 9 players, 6 votes are required for a lynch.

aCol -
Alistoriv -
bulgvar -
Fish20 -
Lunatic -
The -
Sharpie -
SwiftEscudo -
Your Favorite Wet Dream -

"Humanity Is Overrated" - Shrek

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get rid of the dildo maker first

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#Vote aCol

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#vote acol

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Welp, if you're a townie it'll be your problem.

Hindsight is always 20/20.

God wrote:

A surprising amount of insight can be gleamed from sitting on the toilet. More concerning, however, is the amount of nostalgia. neutral



When in doubt, move north. God bless suomi.

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#vote acol

Kneel down to me, pathetic mortals.

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Re: Mafia IX: Urban Warfare & Heap Overflows

Vote aCol.

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With 9 players, 6 votes are required for a lynch.

aCol - SwiftEscudo, Sharpie, bulgvar, The
Alistoriv -
bulgvar -
Fish20 -
Lunatic -
The -
Sharpie -
SwiftEscudo -
Your Favorite Wet Dream -

Damn, SaintV better be right about this. Not that he's ever wrong, but still.

"Humanity Is Overrated" - Shrek

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vote Your Favorite Wet Dream

sloth wrote:

Comfy does not provide challenge, challenge provides success, success provides happiness. Our world is not comfy, although we tried to make it so. Slaves of our own inventions, yada, yada. Not only on a technological level, also on a social and political level. Nothing more but apes. Apes with psychosomatic disorders.

41 (edited by Your Favorite Wet Dream 2013-07-26 18:27:31)

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#Vote diCol  (I tried)

Thanks Luna, I feel loved

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VR was banned, someone should probably start a new game.

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AHAHAHHAHAHAH escaping death!

Hindsight is always 20/20.

God wrote:

A surprising amount of insight can be gleamed from sitting on the toilet. More concerning, however, is the amount of nostalgia. neutral



When in doubt, move north. God bless suomi.