Topic: Mafia 10: V.R., Your Favorite Wet Dream and bulgvar are all banned.

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Re: Mafia 10: V.R., Your Favorite Wet Dream and bulgvar are all banned.

vote sharpie

Re: Mafia 10: V.R., Your Favorite Wet Dream and bulgvar are all banned.

vote 4 dildos

Hindsight is always 20/20.

God wrote:

A surprising amount of insight can be gleamed from sitting on the toilet. More concerning, however, is the amount of nostalgia. neutral



When in doubt, move north. God bless suomi.

Re: Mafia 10: V.R., Your Favorite Wet Dream and bulgvar are all banned.

vote luiz

There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

Re: Mafia 10: V.R., Your Favorite Wet Dream and bulgvar are all banned.

vote soulriser

Re: Mafia 10: V.R., Your Favorite Wet Dream and bulgvar are all banned.

I'd appreciate five more players, but if we get less I'll deal.

Re: Mafia 10: V.R., Your Favorite Wet Dream and bulgvar are all banned.

We might have to go with seven people.

Re: Mafia 10: V.R., Your Favorite Wet Dream and bulgvar are all banned.

Do it fgt

Re: Mafia 10: V.R., Your Favorite Wet Dream and bulgvar are all banned.

I still need three more people to go with seven.

Re: Mafia 10: V.R., Your Favorite Wet Dream and bulgvar are all banned.

#Vote The

Thanks for getting me banned nigger

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Re: Mafia 10: V.R., Your Favorite Wet Dream and bulgvar are all banned.

Vote saintv. Cuz Imma rebel.

"There's no 'I' in 'Team'". Yeah, but there is a "Me" in "Team" spelled backwards!

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Re: Mafia 10: V.R., Your Favorite Wet Dream and bulgvar are all banned.

Your Favorite Wet Dream wrote:

#Vote The

Thanks for getting me banned nigger

I did that? Whoops.

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Re: Mafia 10: V.R., Your Favorite Wet Dream and bulgvar are all banned.

ONE MORE!

Re: Mafia 10: V.R., Your Favorite Wet Dream and bulgvar are all banned.

Fine, you've got me on board.

I am not attracted to the right angles or to the straight line, hard and inflexible, created by man. I am attracted to free-flowing, sensual curves. The curves that I find in the mountains of my country, in the sinuousness of its rivers, in the waves of the ocean and on the body of a beloved woman... - Oscar Niemeyer

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After NASA discovered a wormhole to the Tau Ceti star system, Tau Ceti being a star with the same classification as our Sun, you eight (Luiz was with you) were sent through it in search of a habitable planet. Amazingly, you found one, but it had no photosynthetic life (plants) and therefore probably no intelligent life. Nonetheless, this planet was the first outside of our solar system to be landed on and countries bickered over what its new name should be.

Because of a lack of free oxygen, you stay in a bunker where you grow your own plants to produce oxygen. You've been there long enough to have enough free oxygen to no longer need a space suit as long as you're inside this bunker. This shit starts to get boring.

Yet one day, Luiz yells, "Ow!" Your Favorite Wet Dream goes up to him, expecting his asshole to be hurt from the constant pounding of the nigger he's sure Luiz smuggled with him (which always made everyone go, "Seriously, that shit's getting old), instead finds a paper cut on his finger. His blood was a combination of blue and green.

They stared awkwardly for a few seconds before Luiz shouted, "Don't reveal yourselves, brothers!" before Your Favorite Wet Dream shot him in the head with the standard 10mm pistol you were all assigned. He went to tell everyone else the news.

"Some of us are aliens."

"Let's kill them," said SwiftEscudo.

"Noooooo!" Sharpie sarcastically dragged.

Here's an experiment I'm doing with the Mafia games. I'm going to reveal what roles there are to see if it affects gameplay and who gets lynched. The roles are: 2 Aliens (Goons), 3 Townies, 1 Cop and 1 Doctor.

With 7 players, 4 votes are required to lynch.

aCol
batboy138
Fish20
Maelstrom
Sharpie
SwiftEscudo
Your Favorite Wet Dream
No lynch

Re: Mafia 10: V.R., Your Favorite Wet Dream and bulgvar are all banned.

I vote Swift.

"There's no 'I' in 'Team'". Yeah, but there is a "Me" in "Team" spelled backwards!

Re: Mafia 10: V.R., Your Favorite Wet Dream and bulgvar are all banned.

vote everyone

sloth wrote:

Comfy does not provide challenge, challenge provides success, success provides happiness. Our world is not comfy, although we tried to make it so. Slaves of our own inventions, yada, yada. Not only on a technological level, also on a social and political level. Nothing more but apes. Apes with psychosomatic disorders.

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aCol
batboy138
Fish20
Maelstrom
Sharpie
SwiftEscudo - batboy138
Your Favorite Wet Dream
No lynch
Everyone - Lunatic

Re: Mafia 10: V.R., Your Favorite Wet Dream and bulgvar are all banned.

Vote swift

Re: Mafia 10: V.R., Your Favorite Wet Dream and bulgvar are all banned.

Vote Swift

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Re: Mafia 10: V.R., Your Favorite Wet Dream and bulgvar are all banned.

vote swift

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With 7 players, 4 votes are required to lynch.

aCol
batboy138
Fish20
Maelstrom
Sharpie
SwiftEscudo - batboy138, Sharpie, SwiftEscudo, Your Favorite Wet Dream
Your Favorite Wet Dream
No lynch

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Re: Mafia 10: V.R., Your Favorite Wet Dream and bulgvar are all banned.

"So we all agree SwiftEscudo's going to die?" said Sharpie.

"Pretty much," said Fish20, cracking his knuckles.

"But how are we going to do it," said batboy138. "We're kind of running out of ways to execute people."

"Hang him by his nuts with a garrote?" suggested Your Favorite Wet Dream.

You all turned to him.

"Can Swave at least get killed after me?" asked SwiftEscudo.

There was a general consensus among you that SwiftEscudo's suggestion was a good one.

"Wait a minute," said aCol, "we're on a planet with no free oxygen. Let's throw his ass out of the bunker!"

"And video tape it," added Sharpie.

Without further ado, Maelstrom choked SwiftEscudo, digging his fingers into his throat, until the sound of his breathing sounded like his tongue was in the back of his throat. With a blue face and popped eyes, everyone carried him and tossed him out into the open world without a space suit, where he had a seizure, gargled and jumped around like a dying animal and bled from his eyes, ears, mouth and nose from the vessels Maelstrom popped.

"Wait," said Maelstrom, "don't these aliens not have red blood?"

You all looked at each other realizing you fucked up.

"Help.... me...." SwiftEscudo managed with his last breath.

"Fuck you," said Sharpie, slamming the door shut.

SwiftEscudo was a Townie. Night 1 starts now.

Re: Mafia 10: V.R., Your Favorite Wet Dream and bulgvar are all banned.

Vote #sharpie

Hindsight is always 20/20.

God wrote:

A surprising amount of insight can be gleamed from sitting on the toilet. More concerning, however, is the amount of nostalgia. neutral



When in doubt, move north. God bless suomi.

Re: Mafia 10: V.R., Your Favorite Wet Dream and bulgvar are all banned.

Vote Sharpie

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