Re: "Would you rather" thread 2.0

smoke an ounce

15 beers would prolly kill me

WYR be black or gay

The Grasshopper Lies Heavy

https://i.imgur.com/WsEkePS.png

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Gay.


WYR go into a country you don't know the language of or be alienated for a year in your home country?

Hindsight is always 20/20.

God wrote:

A surprising amount of insight can be gleamed from sitting on the toilet. More concerning, however, is the amount of nostalgia. neutral



When in doubt, move north. God bless suomi.

Re: "Would you rather" thread 2.0

I'll take the foreign country without any second thoughts. Fuck Canada.

WYR get fucked in the ass by 10 big dicks or have sex with an ugly old hag?

Re: "Would you rather" thread 2.0

Hag.

WYR have to watch you parents have sex every day or have to join in to stop it?

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

Re: "Would you rather" thread 2.0

watch

would you rather turn into a shoe or a wallet for the rest of your life?

There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

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Wallet.
WYR be only able to laugh at violently racist jokes or intricate Star Trek jokes?

absentinsomniac wrote:

I literally could not hate a group of people more than I hate the people who use darknedgy.net

Re: "Would you rather" thread 2.0

Star Trek.

Wyr burn churches or burn schools?

There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

Re: "Would you rather" thread 2.0

Churches.

WYR be able to painfully smash your head into any book to absorb it's contents, or only be able to learn any language by insulting someone who speaks it?

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

Re: "Would you rather" thread 2.0

Derchin wrote:

Churches.

WYR be able to painfully smash your head into any book to absorb it's contents, or only be able to learn any language by insulting someone who speaks it?

They both sound awesomely wrong!

But if I had to pick, I'd like to learn a new language by insulting someone who speaks it.

Would you rather sit through a 24 hour marathon of Teletubbies or 12 hours of greasy, fat bear orgies?

"There's no 'I' in 'Team'". Yeah, but there is a "Me" in "Team" spelled backwards!

Re: "Would you rather" thread 2.0

But you could learn a language by smashing your head into a book! AND you'd be able to learn countless other things!

Fat bear orgies, fuck that. I mean, literal bears, right? It'd just be a bunch of bears making noises and rolling around and fucking, not a big deal. Compared to fucking Teletubbies.

School or church... that one's hard. School sucks ass but burning churches is so kvlt.

Would you rather die or go to heaven xD

sloth wrote:

Comfy does not provide challenge, challenge provides success, success provides happiness. Our world is not comfy, although we tried to make it so. Slaves of our own inventions, yada, yada. Not only on a technological level, also on a social and political level. Nothing more but apes. Apes with psychosomatic disorders.

Re: "Would you rather" thread 2.0

die.

Would you rather vote have Trump or Clinton have two terms, or spoon the eyes out of 4 puppies with a butter knife.

There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

Re: "Would you rather" thread 2.0

don't give enough of a fuck about the US to skewer four puppies

WYR ripple the wipple or wipple the ripple

possessed by the sweaty grip of the moron

Re: "Would you rather" thread 2.0

What the what now?

"There's no 'I' in 'Team'". Yeah, but there is a "Me" in "Team" spelled backwards!

Re: "Would you rather" thread 2.0

ripple the wipple.

would you rather suck my dick or cut yourself 3 times this week?

There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

Re: "Would you rather" thread 2.0

Uhm.. cut myself c:



Would you rather eat only cold, canned spaghettios for the rest of your life or remove all your toenails with a pair of pliers?

Re: "Would you rather" thread 2.0

Spagettios.

WYR suck a man's 1 week unwashed sweaty dick, or WYR pound a man's unwiped smelly anus?

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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Re: "Would you rather" thread 2.0

depends if the man in question fucked another guy's shitty unwiped anus lately. First if that's not the case.

would your rather censor all media including porn, or have all your clothes be see through forever?

There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

Re: "Would you rather" thread 2.0

See through clothes.

Would You Rather know and be able to locate where lost money on the street is, at all times, or always know if someone is currently single and looking?

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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Money. With money comes bitches.


WYR be get high off weed really fast or get drunk really fast?

Hindsight is always 20/20.

God wrote:

A surprising amount of insight can be gleamed from sitting on the toilet. More concerning, however, is the amount of nostalgia. neutral



When in doubt, move north. God bless suomi.

Re: "Would you rather" thread 2.0

Both of those things already apply to me :D

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Bastard. I just watched a vietnamese guy get shitfaced from one beer yesterday. With those alcohol prices, I'd wish for that ability too.

Hindsight is always 20/20.

God wrote:

A surprising amount of insight can be gleamed from sitting on the toilet. More concerning, however, is the amount of nostalgia. neutral



When in doubt, move north. God bless suomi.