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Mayonaise

Would you rather have a barbed wire shoved in your dickhole or be forced to spend the rest of your life watching a retard get raped by a donkey?


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Spit on a cops face


WYR swallow a glass full of live spiders or have a snake slither all the way into your ass?

Spiders and anally rape if I was giving.

WYR live in the dumpster or visit Chris Chan every day for 3 hours?

Something doesn't seem quite right here...

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Watch retard/donkey. That would be really funny to watch.

WYR be a fat neckbeard no one ever fucks for the rest of your life, or be a fat ugly woman no one wants to fuck.

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Neckbeard man. I'll just get in shape while keeping my genitals.

Would you rather sprint through two consecutive marathons or climb to the summit of Mount Everest?

EDIT:

for the rest of your life

Missed that part.

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Mt. Everest

Would you rather have to skip everywhere you go or by a kid's tricycle?

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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Skip. Skipping is fun.

Would you rather have sex with bulgvar or VR?

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fuc you bith i do what i want i'll kill u nigaz i'll fuc em but in a 3 some vr would love it

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There is no denying that my sex appeal trumps that of bulgvar.

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Bulgvar.

WYR be exposed to the vacuum of space for as long as its possible to survive in such conditions (I think a few seconds or so), or spend 10 years in a dark cell (all food, water, and digestive needs are met) with the constant sound of water droplets being the only thing to hear?

I am not attracted to the right angles or to the straight line, hard and inflexible, created by man. I am attracted to free-flowing, sensual curves. The curves that I find in the mountains of my country, in the sinuousness of its rivers, in the waves of the ocean and on the body of a beloved woman... - Oscar Niemeyer

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Vacuum

WYR have to eat everything with a mouth ulcer that will never heal or use your hand with slits in the center that will never heal?

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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Ulcer

Would you rather have sex with Luiz or get screwed over as bad as Luiz?


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Skip. Skipping is fun.

Would you rather have sex with bulgvar or VR?

Sex with VR would definitely promise some kinky BSDM shit.

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Screwed over.

Would you rather try to fuck a tiger or a tiger fuck you?

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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Since I doubt it will be gentle, I'll be the one doing the fucking

Would you rather masturbate with sand paper or be on The View?

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Masturbate with sand paper...I can still use a lot of lube.

Would you rather get raped up your anus by a 30 cm cock, or raped down your throat by the same?

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WYR have everyone in the world follow your religious (or non-religious) beliefs of your political beliefs?

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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Political beliefs.

Would you rather do calculus or cut off your own penis?

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Do calculus. WYR be Wes or drink pure chilli extract?

Hindsight is always 20/20.

God wrote:

A surprising amount of insight can be gleamed from sitting on the toilet. More concerning, however, is the amount of nostalgia. neutral



When in doubt, move north. God bless suomi.

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Drink pure chili extract. I'll get over the capsaicin.

WYR live eternally as a hermit or die young as a socialite?

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Hermit.

WYR be able to commit any crime without any fear of being arrested or be able to make anyone of your choosing instantly want to sleep with you?

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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Be able to commit any crime without any fear of being arrested. Obviously then I could rape anyone I please, although I'd have to be wary of vigilantes and personal retribution. FUCK IT, GO POSTAL.

WYR commit autodefenestration or become a COBOL programmer?

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Jump out the window, I can still choose how high that window is.

WYR be a cop or a vigilanti?

Hindsight is always 20/20.

God wrote:

A surprising amount of insight can be gleamed from sitting on the toilet. More concerning, however, is the amount of nostalgia. neutral



When in doubt, move north. God bless suomi.

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Vigilante.

Wyr be able to bring back one person from the dead or erase one person from existence?

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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Good question. When you erase people, chance is they stay dead. When you bring them back to life, they eventually die again. So, rationaly, I'd erase somebody if given that choice. That way, this person is dead, and the person I would bring back is spared the pain if I die or I am spared the pain if that person dies.

WYR be a dictator or a multi-millionaire?

Hindsight is always 20/20.

God wrote:

A surprising amount of insight can be gleamed from sitting on the toilet. More concerning, however, is the amount of nostalgia. neutral



When in doubt, move north. God bless suomi.

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dictator means you can be a millionaire

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I'll take the money, I'd probably be a horrible dictator anyways



WYR swallow 100 thumb tacks or put a needle all the way into your eye?

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Thumbtacks.

WYR visit an alien planet or travel to any point in time of your choosing?

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."