Re: "Would you rather" thread 2.0

Visit the aliens, I have no Idea what to do in the past.

WYR masturbate 100 times a day or be the opposite gender for the rest of your life?

Hindsight is always 20/20.

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When in doubt, move north. God bless suomi.

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Opposite gender. The chafing of fapping 100 times a day would be torture.

Would you rather be Kurt Cobain or Jim Morrison?

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Jim Morrison, of course.

WYR die or go to heaven?

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Heaven, I want to do at least something then just rot in the dirt.

WYR be able to do your life all over again knowing the things you know now or before dying be able to reincarnate yourself into any person of your choosing?

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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Reincarnate.

Would you rather be alone forever or never be alone ever again?

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Never be alone.

WYR have to babysit a 3 year old who never stops whining, screaming and crying or a mean and out of control 4 year old?

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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The mean and out of control 4 year old. Which would be locked somewhere soundproof.

Would you rather never sleep again (no effects of deprivation set in), or have excessive sleep needs and be above average intelligent?

Hindsight is always 20/20.

God wrote:

A surprising amount of insight can be gleamed from sitting on the toilet. More concerning, however, is the amount of nostalgia. neutral



When in doubt, move north. God bless suomi.

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Never need to sleep.

WYR have a rapist son or a whore daughter?

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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whore daughter

Would you rather throw your own personal beliefs away to gain success, or keep true to them and live a normal life?

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Keep true to them, live normal life.

Would you rather be a cat or a dog?

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Cat.

WYR fight a terminator or a xenomorph?

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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Terminator



Would you rather live as me or as VR?

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VR.

WYR be executed by firing squad or forced to take a cyanide pill?

"Humanity Is Overrated" - Shrek

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Firing squad



WYR be hung to death or be drowned to death

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Bump.

WYR have 500 dollars in your bank account that never decrease no matter what you buy or to have sex with anyone without fear of ever contracting a STD or pregnancy?

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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Unlimited money vs no STDs or pregnancy.. I'll take the money pls

WYR eat a horse's dick or a cow's entire udder?

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HORSE DICK

WYR be forced to systematically learn discrete mathematics and like linear algebra and bullshit as well as a fuckload of advanced computer science stuff and earn 70k a year or stop at  calc II and basic programming and earn like 35 - 40k a year.

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The 70k option, worth it in the end

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WYR eat two sticks of butter or drink three cups of olive oil?

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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Butter... maybe...

Would you rather be black or Mexican?

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black


WYR huff a bottle of air freshener or drink a pint of isopropyl alcohol?

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Better live in security as an illegal beaner than rot in the slums and bask in one's savagery as a lowlife nigger.

WYR engage in mass church arson or submit to having your entire culture brutally annihilated by white supremacist Christofascism

EDIT: fuck you isopropyl

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arson


WYR SMD or get a 2 year U.S Army contract where you're stationed in middle east, and you do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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Contract.

WYR lose your dick or your tongue?

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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Dick.

WYR eat nails or shit nails?

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