#### Re: Would you _____ for $? Yes. Would you get one testicle remove for$5,000?

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

No

Yes.

No

ye

would you impale all of your toes and have them get infected for $25.000? #### Re: Would you _____ for$?

No.

The Grasshopper Lies Heavy

No

Would you shove a q-tip/cotton swab all the way into both ears for $1000? Doctors will remove it afterwards for free if you can't do so yourself. #### Re: Would you _____ for$?

That one's tough. The paranoid side of me votes no so there we go.

Would you spend the day with Bill Clinton for $750? a. #### Re: Would you _____ for$?

Of course, how is that even a question?

Would you be a court jester for North Korea's dictator for one night for the measly pay of 10,000 dolla dolla bills?
Oh, and if you fuck up bad by making a shitty joke, you get shot.

absentinsomniac wrote:

I literally could not hate a group of people more than I hate the people who use darknedgy.net

a.

#### Re: Would you _____ for $? Absolutely. Would you act in a porn movie for$5000?

Kneel down to me, pathetic mortals.

No.

Would you break the rules of this game for $0.01? "Humanity Is Overrated" - Shrek #### Re: Would you _____ for$?

Yes, now give me my cent.

Would you kill Ramm and serve the prison sentence for $200? How dare ye break the rüüles! THE RÜÜÜÜÜÜÜLES! absentinsomniac wrote: I literally could not hate a group of people more than I hate the people who use darknedgy.net #### Re: Would you _____ for$?

I'd like to, but no.

No.

a.

#### Re: Would you _____ for $? Would you work your ass off in 40 hour weeks for the next 50 years of your miserable life for 10$/hour?

Hindsight is always 20/20.

God wrote:

A surprising amount of insight can be gleamed from sitting on the toilet. More concerning, however, is the amount of nostalgia.

When in doubt, move north. God bless suomi.

a.

#### Re: Would you _____ for $? sloth wrote: Would you work your ass off in 40 hour weeks for the next 50 years of your miserable life for 10$/hour?

no.

would you impale an iguana on a stick, cook it, then eat it for 50 bucks?

There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol