Topic: Masturbation Achievements

Not sure if posted, but whatever.

http://i.imgur.com/lufvW.jpg

Have accomplished:
Behind Seven Proxies
Ambidextrous
Anger Management
Anti-Depressant
Boogie Man
Buckets
Careless
Company Ink
Duracell
Early Bird
Friction Burn
Holding the Line
Imagination Mode
Iron Man
Longshot
Multishot
No Hands
Quickshot
Rebound
Technology
This Is So Wrong
Wet Willy

Re: Masturbation Achievements

Ill look over them later. The fap to Jesus one sounds funny. And something about fapping in a hospital or on your way to hospital?

"Creepy crazy fucking idiot Nr. 873894532"-aCol

Wes wrote:


^^ funny
this guy
the most well written and verbose shitposter on the internet

Re: Masturbation Achievements

Uh?

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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LOL I think I remember this from a long time ago in SS.

sloth wrote:

Comfy does not provide challenge, challenge provides success, success provides happiness. Our world is not comfy, although we tried to make it so. Slaves of our own inventions, yada, yada. Not only on a technological level, also on a social and political level. Nothing more but apes. Apes with psychosomatic disorders.

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Why you digging through the graveyard Hans?!

Not that I ever saw it on SS. I never look at old threads. Just whatever people post in.

"Creepy crazy fucking idiot Nr. 873894532"-aCol

Wes wrote:


^^ funny
this guy
the most well written and verbose shitposter on the internet

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Thought it was funny enough to bring back to life.

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What the fuck is this shit

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Some of these are kinda messed up. I also will not disclose my achievements.

The Grasshopper Lies Heavy

https://i.imgur.com/WsEkePS.png

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Iron Will. Fuck dat shit.

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Iron Will.

I've achieved that.

"Creepy crazy fucking idiot Nr. 873894532"-aCol

Wes wrote:


^^ funny
this guy
the most well written and verbose shitposter on the internet

Re: Masturbation Achievements

Iron Will up to when I was 5 or something.

sloth wrote:

Comfy does not provide challenge, challenge provides success, success provides happiness. Our world is not comfy, although we tried to make it so. Slaves of our own inventions, yada, yada. Not only on a technological level, also on a social and political level. Nothing more but apes. Apes with psychosomatic disorders.

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Pffft, Iron Will is easy

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I went overseas to another country for about 2 months. That's where I got the Iron Will done.

Then I came back to the US, and got the Empty Balls achievement...

"Creepy crazy fucking idiot Nr. 873894532"-aCol

Wes wrote:


^^ funny
this guy
the most well written and verbose shitposter on the internet

Re: Masturbation Achievements

I actually replaced one of them, "No Rest For The Wicked", and replaced it with "Citation Needed", which basically means you must fap to a Wikipedia article.

I might replace a few more and share.

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So if you fapped to a Wiki article about sex workers...

"Creepy crazy fucking idiot Nr. 873894532"-aCol

Wes wrote:


^^ funny
this guy
the most well written and verbose shitposter on the internet

Re: Masturbation Achievements

I actually replaced one of them, "No Rest For The Wicked", and replaced it with "Citation Needed", which basically means you must fap to a Wikipedia article.

Eh, that's easy enough for me.  I did it a ton of times before I had access to proper materials, and even later, I still do it occasionally.  I might share my achievements as a warning to you all, but I'd have to comprehensively catalog them first.

Re: Masturbation Achievements

brainiac3397 wrote:

So if you fapped to a Wiki article about sex workers...

There's plenty of porn on Wikipedia.

"Humanity Is Overrated" - Shrek

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V.R. wrote:
brainiac3397 wrote:

So if you fapped to a Wiki article about sex workers...

There's plenty of porn on Wikipedia.

No kidding. Everything from examples of fetishes to sex positions.

"Creepy crazy fucking idiot Nr. 873894532"-aCol

Wes wrote:


^^ funny
this guy
the most well written and verbose shitposter on the internet

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I used to have that chart, and I crossed out the ones i achieved. It was almost completely done :)

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Bumping this because yolo.

I love how open we all are on this topic, don't you friends?

a.

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Idk how I'm going to do the airplane ones :|

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Meh.

Behind Seven Proxies
Anger Management
Anti-Depressant
Behind Enemy Lines
Boogie Man
Careless
Company Ink
Dirty Harry
Early Bird
Endurance Fap
Fap and Dump
Green Thumb
Holding the Line
Hot Fire
Imagination mode
Iron Man
Jaws
Manfap
No Fear
Quickshot
Rebound
So Ronery
The Good Student
Voyeur
Wet Willy

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just get laid

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>.>

Behind Seven Proxies
Anger management
Anti-depressant
backstabber
behind enemy lines
careless
complete control
company ink
dirty harry
duracell
early bird
endurance fap
fap fap and away
feels good, man
friction burn
holding the line
hot nights
i buy it for the articles
imagination mode
iron man
iron will
jack-off daniels
keeps the doctor away
manfap
messmaker
music to my ears
nirvana
performance enhancer
quickshot
rebound
so ronery
technology
tickle me elmo
tresfapping
wet willy




I don't know if I should be proud of myself or disappointed.

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Behind Seven Proxies
Ambidextrous
Anger Management
Anti-Depressant
Behind Enemy Lines
Biodegradable
Bullseye
Capture the Cum
Company Ink
Dirty Harry
Dodged It!
Doggy Style
Drying Paint
Duracell
Early Bird
Endurance Fap
Fap and Dump
Feels Good, Man
Friction Burn
Fruityloop
Holding the Line
HOT FIRE!
I Buy It For the Articles
Imagination Mode
Iron Man
Iron Will
Jack-Off Daniels
Jaws
Lasting Blast
Long Shot
Manfap
Messmaker
Mount Vesuvius
Multifap
Music to my Ears
Pet Shot
Precision
Quickshot
Rebound
Rigor Mortis
Royal Flush
Runners World
Seppaku
Stained
Stealth
Tastes Like Chicken
Technology
This is so Wrong
Wet Willy

There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol