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#1 2014-08-04 01:55:23

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An introduction to Marxist philosophy

5 tenants of Marxism:

1. freeloading is gud, steal from gore n remake his thread. also take all welfare
2. bourgeoisie = bad
3. bourgeoisie is evil because they have lots of money
4. everyone must suck Marx & Engels' dick 24/7
5. state must control everything n no freedumz

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oy vey im actually jew if u don't like judeo-bolshevism u are anti-semite silly goy

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#2 2014-08-04 01:59:07

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Re: An introduction to Marxist philosophy

Marx = jew

Jesus = jew

zionists = jew

Conspiracy?

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#3 2014-08-04 01:59:48

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Re: An introduction to Marxist philosophy

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#4 2014-08-04 02:00:41

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Re: An introduction to Marxist philosophy

^^ that is the most epic propaganda I have ever seen.


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#5 2014-08-04 02:02:39

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Re: An introduction to Marxist philosophy

gore wrote:

Marx = jew

Jesus = jew

zionists = jew

Conspiracy?

illuminati-seal-red-star.jpg

a conspiracy? no no silly goy there is nothing to see here

or are you being anti-semite? remember the six gorillion, mr. goyim!

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#6 2014-08-04 04:09:46

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Re: An introduction to Marxist philosophy

слава кпсс! = glory to the CPSU(communist party of the soviet union)
программа кпсс  = the communist party program
как мне хорошо! = that feels so good! (apparently)

It's a Russian criminal tattoo?

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Comfy does not provide challenge, challenge provides success, success provides happiness. Our world is not comfy, although we tried to make it so. Slaves of our own inventions, yada, yada. Not only on a technological level, also on a social and political level. Nothing more but apes. Apes with psychosomatic disorders.

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#7 2014-08-04 05:38:48

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Re: An introduction to Marxist philosophy

Fuck the poor.


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#8 2014-08-04 07:20:26

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Re: An introduction to Marxist philosophy

Wes wrote:

Fuck the poor.

poverty porn is best porn

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#9 2014-08-04 23:27:10

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Re: An introduction to Marxist philosophy

V.R. wrote:

russiantattoov.jpg

fap?


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^^ funny
this guy
the most well written and verbose shitposter on the internet

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#10 2014-08-05 02:31:09

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Re: An introduction to Marxist philosophy

Ron Paul sees into your sad little soul. He wishes you knew true freedom.


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#11 2014-10-16 06:13:34

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Re: An introduction to Marxist philosophy

/fit/ guide to FULL COMMUNISM
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#12 2014-10-16 18:40:26

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Re: An introduction to Marxist philosophy

LOON_ATTIC wrote:

слава кпсс! = glory to the CPSU(communist party of the soviet union) correct
программа кпсс  = the communist party program correct
как мне хорошо! = that feels so good! (apparently) correct, literally "how good I am"

It's a Russian criminal tattoo?

russiantattoov2detail2.jpg


apparently CPSU bureaucrats hired young dudes to fuck their wives. I wonder how if my mom knows anything because she used to be a organizer of labor and stuff for komsomol in the 80's...


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#13 2014-11-16 20:26:31

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Re: An introduction to Marxist philosophy

I woke up today around 12 noon. I got out of bed around 2 and prepared to take public transit down to the welfare office. As I left my moms basement, up the stairs and out the door, I saw a car in my neighbors yard. It had a for sale sign on it.
At first I thought, this bastard capitalist is oppressing me. If he is not going to use that car, I will. It is just as much my car as it is every body else's. Marx and Kropotkin would concur.
I knocked on his door. My neighbor came out. I told him I would like to use the car. He told me to get a job and buy it from him. I felt all kinds of feels. A job? That is for the bourgeoisie. What an asshole.
I punched him in the penis and testicles really hard. Then I dragged his ass into the street and shot him execution style. "Don't fuck with the proletariat! " I yelled at him. I knew Stalin would be proud.
Within minutes, the cops showed up. His wife, horrified and hysterical had witnessed the whole thing and dialed 911.
I tried to explain to them that I was on their side. That I did what I had to do for the good of the community. They hit me really hard with their batons, cuffed me, threw me in the backseat and called me a faggot.
When I arrived in prison, I was terrified. I thought I would get killed. Instead, I was pleasantly surprised to find that I would not. A man named Leroy had informed me that I would be the community pussy. That made me feel important. I was helping my new friends.
Prison is like a dream come true. I have little freedom. I get to wait on line for poorly made food. I have one set of clothes, and we are all equal.
the best part is getting to work without any compensation. Actually ...wait... they pay me 12 cents a day... oh God no.... my Communist Utopia has sold me out... no. I have sold out my fellow Communists.. I have accidentally become the bourgeoisie...
Oh what sweet irony.
The struggle will continue.
fight on sweet comrades.
Fight on.


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#14 2014-11-16 21:06:16

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Re: An introduction to Marxist philosophy

man, prison is so good except for that one fatal flaw of 12 cents


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#15 2014-11-17 08:37:10

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Re: An introduction to Marxist philosophy

if only we could be like makno and release all of our prisoners 24/7 and fuck up shit everywhere because muh peasant bandit gang/anarchizm

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#16 2014-11-26 13:33:08

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Re: An introduction to Marxist philosophy

Daily reminder: This is what liberals actually believe.

If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house. and i would do it until I had so many rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses.


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#17 2014-11-26 15:18:17

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Re: An introduction to Marxist philosophy

gore wrote:

Daily reminder: This is what liberals actually believe.

If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house. and i would do it until I had so many rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses.

Of course!

The marxists and the liberals are united in their plot against western moral values! Die cis scum!

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#18 2014-11-26 15:29:00

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Re: An introduction to Marxist philosophy

SwiftEscudo wrote:
gore wrote:

Daily reminder: This is what liberals actually believe.

If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house. and i would do it until I had so many rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses.

Of course!

The marxists and the liberals are united in their plot against western moral values! Die cis scum!

Don't forget da joos goy.


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#19 2014-11-26 15:44:01

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Re: An introduction to Marxist philosophy

But of course, gentile shkutzim. Who do you think invented Marxism?


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#20 2014-11-26 20:26:16

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Re: An introduction to Marxist philosophy

MORE CUTS, MORE FEES, NO MARXISTS AT UNIVERSITIES!


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#21 2014-11-26 21:42:19

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Re: An introduction to Marxist philosophy

Wes wrote:

MORE CUTS, MORE FEES, NO MARXISTS AT UNIVERSITIES!

Barred from the pub, barred from the pub
Barred from the puuuuuuub

Right-wing bastards, get barred from our puuuub!

Come down The Workers' Arms

Left-wing pub where we drink booze, get drunk and rant about Margaret Thatcher. Located in sunny Liferpewl.


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#22 2014-11-27 05:37:25

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Re: An introduction to Marxist philosophy

Wes wrote:

MORE CUTS, MORE FEES, NO MARXISTS AT UNIVERSITIES!

oy vey atlas shrugged is not an academic text, goy!

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#23 2015-01-06 00:38:44

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Re: An introduction to Marxist philosophy

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#24 2015-01-06 03:40:49

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Re: An introduction to Marxist philosophy

i don't even know what that first sentence means

>the elements it has created to begin with

uhhh

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#25 2015-01-06 04:46:26

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Re: An introduction to Marxist philosophy

>transwomanofgod

there's your problem


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