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#26 2012-07-19 01:26:24

batboy138
Baldilocks
From: Michigan
Registered: 2012-06-10
Posts: 834
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Re: Never endin story

And then I told Luiz to fuck off. Which he complied and left.


"There's no 'I' in 'Team'". Yeah, but there is a "Me" in "Team" spelled backwards!

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#27 2012-07-19 01:29:12

Luiz876
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Re: Never endin story

But then I came back with a minigun and shot Batboy in the face.

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#28 2012-07-19 01:43:10

Blobthe15
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Posts: 67

Re: Never endin story

Luiz876 wrote:

But then I came back with a minigun and shot Batboy in the face.

Only once though.

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#29 2012-07-19 01:46:17

Luiz876
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Registered: 2012-06-09
Posts: 963

Re: Never endin story

"I imagine anything I want, nigga!"

And I shoot Blob in the face gangsta style yo!

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#30 2012-07-19 01:52:01

batboy138
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From: Michigan
Registered: 2012-06-10
Posts: 834
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Re: Never endin story

But I survived and pulled a plastic bag over Luiz's head, pinned him to the ground, and stabbed him in the eyes. And then I proceeded to disembowel him so I can sell his guts on the black market.


"There's no 'I' in 'Team'". Yeah, but there is a "Me" in "Team" spelled backwards!

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#31 2012-07-19 01:53:58

Luiz876
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Registered: 2012-06-09
Posts: 963

Re: Never endin story

But my guts survived the attack, and I told the everyone of the world to kill Batboy, because he's a evil meat-selling guy, and all nuclear weapons of the world fire in Bat's house.

Last edited by Luiz876 (2012-07-19 01:54:20)

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#32 2012-07-19 02:00:33

batboy138
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From: Michigan
Registered: 2012-06-10
Posts: 834
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Re: Never endin story

Of course no body heard him, because even though his body survived, his mind didn't.


"There's no 'I' in 'Team'". Yeah, but there is a "Me" in "Team" spelled backwards!

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#33 2012-07-19 02:15:29

Luiz876
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Registered: 2012-06-09
Posts: 963

Re: Never endin story

But some countries with bombs with nothing to do send nuclear weapons to his house for the lulz.

Last edited by Luiz876 (2012-07-19 02:15:48)

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#34 2012-07-19 02:25:40

Derchin
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Registered: 2012-06-13
Posts: 3,007

Re: Never endin story

And then it all blew up.


"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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#35 2012-07-19 03:33:50

Blobthe15
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Posts: 67

Re: Never endin story

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#36 2012-07-19 04:10:33

Derchin
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Posts: 3,007

Re: Never endin story

Or did they?

Never ending story- The sequel


"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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#37 2012-07-19 05:50:21

Fish20
sea creature
From: crabgrass
Registered: 2012-06-11
Posts: 4,575
Website

Re: Never endin story

And then the cast of Hannah Montana and Boy Meets World have a fight to the death.


There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

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#38 2012-07-19 14:19:46

Maelstrom
Gagiit
Registered: 2012-06-09
Posts: 1,795

Re: Never endin story

They were all warped to a railroad in the middle of Nagasaki, where a train being driven by Baron derailed and killed them all instantly.

DEJA VU!
I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
HIGHER ON THE STREER
AND I KNOW IT'S MY TIME TO COME HOME
CALLING YOU
AND THE SUBJECT'S A MYSTERY
STANDING ON MY FEET
IT'S SO HARD WHEN I TRY TO BELIEVE
WHOOOOOOAAAAAA


I am not attracted to the right angles or to the straight line, hard and inflexible, created by man. I am attracted to free-flowing, sensual curves. The curves that I find in the mountains of my country, in the sinuousness of its rivers, in the waves of the ocean and on the body of a beloved woman... - Oscar Niemeyer

sWe0ITL.jpg?2

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#39 2012-07-19 14:53:18

Swift
retired commo
From: Australia
Registered: 2012-06-10
Posts: 4,653

Re: Never endin story

Then ArabiaMad blew up the world because it was full of infidels. His sister proceeded to rape him afterwards.

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#40 2012-07-19 18:15:08

Luiz876
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Registered: 2012-06-09
Posts: 963

Re: Never endin story

Then I came back from the dead and said: "You are still a bunch of faggots."

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#41 2012-07-19 20:57:27

bulgvar
Hamburgers are glorious
From: Bulgaria
Registered: 2012-06-10
Posts: 3,031

Re: Never endin story

but all people realized luiz was a sharmuta, they beat him with miswak and put abayah tent on him


Kneel down to me, pathetic mortals.

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#42 2012-07-19 21:55:55

batboy138
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From: Michigan
Registered: 2012-06-10
Posts: 834
Website

Re: Never endin story

And I laughed at him, watching from a safe distance in the afterlife.


"There's no 'I' in 'Team'". Yeah, but there is a "Me" in "Team" spelled backwards!

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#43 2012-07-19 21:58:29

Fish20
sea creature
From: crabgrass
Registered: 2012-06-11
Posts: 4,575
Website

Re: Never endin story

And then Batboy posted on Afterlife Forums in red text and was banned for afterlife.


There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

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#44 2012-07-19 21:59:04

bulgvar
Hamburgers are glorious
From: Bulgaria
Registered: 2012-06-10
Posts: 3,031

Re: Never endin story

but bulgvar was a mod there so he unbanned him


Kneel down to me, pathetic mortals.

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#45 2012-07-19 21:59:32

Derchin
Member
Registered: 2012-06-13
Posts: 3,007

Re: Never endin story

and then all hell broke loose when he


"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

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#46 2012-07-19 22:46:25

Fish20
sea creature
From: crabgrass
Registered: 2012-06-11
Posts: 4,575
Website

Re: Never endin story

Ate himself


There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

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#47 2012-07-19 22:57:25

Maelstrom
Gagiit
Registered: 2012-06-09
Posts: 1,795

Re: Never endin story

His stomach then expanded as Arabia rose from the dead once more, showing his tenacious Arabian spirit. With great gusto, he pierced the heavens, and tore through the fabric of time and space. He screamed "JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?", and joined with a strange mecha. With their powers combined, they defeated the oceans of the world, and saved Chippy, who was ever so grateful for Team Harabia-Gurren's deeds.


There's my Chippy......
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I am not attracted to the right angles or to the straight line, hard and inflexible, created by man. I am attracted to free-flowing, sensual curves. The curves that I find in the mountains of my country, in the sinuousness of its rivers, in the waves of the ocean and on the body of a beloved woman... - Oscar Niemeyer

sWe0ITL.jpg?2

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#48 2012-07-20 01:21:28

Luiz876
Member
Registered: 2012-06-09
Posts: 963

Re: Never endin story

But then I come, I defeat Arabiaman and I tell everyone that they are still faggots. Then I threw piss and shit at Bulgvar cuz we   all know how he is.

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#49 2012-07-20 08:43:54

bulgvar
Hamburgers are glorious
From: Bulgaria
Registered: 2012-06-10
Posts: 3,031

Re: Never endin story

But since bulgvar is the master of piss and shit, every fecal and urine matter Luiz threw on him, turned back to the hueboi


Kneel down to me, pathetic mortals.

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#50 2012-07-20 18:11:32

batboy138
Baldilocks
From: Michigan
Registered: 2012-06-10
Posts: 834
Website

Re: Never endin story

And I laughed at the stupid mortals fighting each other.


"There's no 'I' in 'Team'". Yeah, but there is a "Me" in "Team" spelled backwards!

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