#### Re: You are hunted by a russian billionaire for a year, can you survive?

Not through Facebook. I doubt anyone here uses Facebook as a primary communications device tagging themselves and others constantly like a lot of FB media whores. We just use it in case we want to keep occasional track of folks from long ago. It's just simpler.

Your phone contacts list and call/text history is MUCH better. And, much easier to get. There are ways to get this. With physical acces sit  is a no brainer with intermediate level skills. If he has resources and bribes, all it takes is a small town judge to okay a warrant to the cell carrier. Then, the carrier pukes out all your texts and lord knows what they can flash or have flashed on it. Does not matter if it is your county/parish or not. It could be for something "accused" of for anywhere.

I take the $25,000 and buy food and supplies and hide out in one of the 60s underground fallout shelters. "Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort." #### Re: You are hunted by a russian billionaire for a year, can you survive? I'd die The Grasshopper Lies Heavy #### Re: You are hunted by a russian billionaire for a year, can you survive? Derchin wrote: I take the$25,000 and buy food and supplies and hide out in one of the 60s underground fallout shelters.

fuck i need to find one of those

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#### Re: You are hunted by a russian billionaire for a year, can you survive?

That after u spend cash on drugs and hookers?

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Wes wrote:

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#### Re: You are hunted by a russian billionaire for a year, can you survive?

loon_attic wrote:
Derchin wrote:

I take the \$25,000 and buy food and supplies and hide out in one of the 60s underground fallout shelters.

fuck i need to find one of those

Im just under an hour outside of NYC. They got shelters under every aprtment built back then. I remember going into my friend's apt and us going down there. They use it for storage, laundry, and for the apt maintanence stuff like heating and what not now. But you should see how thick the concrete is...and I can swear they got a level beneath but I never fully explored it.

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Wes wrote:

^^ funny
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#### Re: You are hunted by a russian billionaire for a year, can you survive?

Most of the 1960s fallout shelters are repurposed for one use or another.

One of them I know about near my area is under a bread plant. But, it was converted to barrack apartment to be used to keep the plant operational during a hurricane.

The other is under an abandoned power plant. Would not try to go there. There is a cell tower on the property that is still used and the building is patrolled and maintained still. That and no clear way to break in without busting something and cameras.

#### Re: You are hunted by a russian billionaire for a year, can you survive?

A cool idea I was think about was rooming in with some squatters in some abandoned building, buying some guns and food, and buying off them off. The idea is that if the billionaire finds me I can have my own little [filthy and mentally ill] army waiting for him.

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

#### Re: You are hunted by a russian billionaire for a year, can you survive?

If he sends an elite force of murderers, your hobo army will just be target practice.

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Wes wrote:

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#### Re: You are hunted by a russian billionaire for a year, can you survive?

That's the idea. That means I can get away.

"Remember, misery is comfortable. It's why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort."

#### Re: You are hunted by a russian billionaire for a year, can you survive?

Well you could just be a n33t and hide in your room, piss in cokebottles and get your parents to get snacks and shit for a year.

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#### Re: You are hunted by a russian billionaire for a year, can you survive?

gore wrote:

Well you could just be a n33t and hide in your room, piss in cokebottles and get your parents to get snacks and shit for a year.

Problem is, Mr. Russian probably knows where your parents are. Staying with any relative is not a good idea.

Plus, what happens if your parents get "pissed" (ha ha - pun) at the smell of all the pee filled Coke liters (that they bought) wafting through the halls and decide it's time for you to leave?

NEET or not, Russian assassination dude notwithstanding,  welcomes can be worn out even with parents unless you have some disability.

I would rather my last days be an adventure rather than another WoW raid before the bounty hunters off my whole family with me hunkering amongst a desktop, porn and Mountain Dew.

#### Re: You are hunted by a russian billionaire for a year, can you survive?

Join a crazy redneck militia.

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Wes wrote:

^^ funny
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the most well written and verbose shitposter on the internet

#### Re: You are hunted by a russian billionaire for a year, can you survive?

brainiac3397 wrote:

If he sends an elite force of murderers, your hobo army will just be target practice.

The down and out are not your own personal army nor any army worthwhile. Most want to avoid drama, handle their addictions, maybe get out and will not want big time gun drama or any movement.

The stockpiles of guns would be pawned by those with addictions. The squat would be given away by the number of folks coming and leaving. Cops and/or a landowner may be notified.

If anything, you do not want to be around too many other homeless, particularly when sleeping. Large groups of homeless also attract unwanted attention. You want invisibility.

#### Re: You are hunted by a russian billionaire for a year, can you survive?

brainiac3397 wrote:

Join a crazy redneck militia.

The redneck militias you do not just join. Plus, few are going to prop you up unless you are already one of them. There are too many powerful groups that want to see them go away for them to be very open.

That, and most "militias" are weekend fantasy trips for those with a shared political belief and when the event is over, everyone goes home. This goes for every group from the SCA to White Power to Civil War history folks. Maybe one or two of the organizers have a "compound", but you would have to have rep to pull that.

Plus, there are different levels and subcultures within subcultures, most of them no help unless you are already in that scene and a vouched for "true believer".

#### Re: You are hunted by a russian billionaire for a year, can you survive?

The 25k donation to local KKK not good enough?

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Wes wrote:

^^ funny
this guy
the most well written and verbose shitposter on the internet

#### Re: You are hunted by a russian billionaire for a year, can you survive?

brainiac3397 wrote:

The 25k donation to local KKK not good enough?

It's not really a "donation" if you expect something like protection in return. And, in giving them ALL that, you lose your security blanket. Remember, with all your resources evading capture, you have only limited ways to gain more income. Frankly, a bad strategy.

Plus, to the more powerful like someone on the order of David Duke, 25k is nothing. There are lots of organizations anti-kkk that have money to throw around that would love to infiltrate them with such a ploy. And, 25k is really not worth the hassle of dealing with constant assassins, particularly if that enemy is not black or Jewish which these groups despise to get them motivated.

Just throwing money at the KKK  does not mean they will take you in and accept you for a year any more than giving 25k to the Salvation Army would get you a permanent bed and first in line in the soup kitchen.

#### Re: You are hunted by a russian billionaire for a year, can you survive?

Actually even finding a stationary KKK that isn't full of informants is easier said than done. Their present numbers are meager enough as they are, and many of them little more than idealized country clubs that have picnics out in the forest, maybe go to a shooting range every now and again, at best they may have a sorry excuse for a "bunker".

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#### Re: You are hunted by a russian billionaire for a year, can you survive?

Green1 wrote:
brainiac3397 wrote:

The 25k donation to local KKK not good enough?

It's not really a "donation" if you expect something like protection in return. And, in giving them ALL that, you lose your security blanket. Remember, with all your resources evading capture, you have only limited ways to gain more income. Frankly, a bad strategy.

Plus, to the more powerful like someone on the order of David Duke, 25k is nothing. There are lots of organizations anti-kkk that have money to throw around that would love to infiltrate them with such a ploy. And, 25k is really not worth the hassle of dealing with constant assassins, particularly if that enemy is not black or Jewish which these groups despise to get them motivated.

Just throwing money at the KKK  does not mean they will take you in and accept you for a year any more than giving 25k to the Salvation Army would get you a permanent bed and first in line in the soup kitchen.

Give 25k to the church. Become priest.

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Wes wrote:

^^ funny
this guy
the most well written and verbose shitposter on the internet

#### Re: You are hunted by a russian billionaire for a year, can you survive?

brainiac3397 wrote:
Green1 wrote:
brainiac3397 wrote:

The 25k donation to local KKK not good enough?

It's not really a "donation" if you expect something like protection in return. And, in giving them ALL that, you lose your security blanket. Remember, with all your resources evading capture, you have only limited ways to gain more income. Frankly, a bad strategy.

Plus, to the more powerful like someone on the order of David Duke, 25k is nothing. There are lots of organizations anti-kkk that have money to throw around that would love to infiltrate them with such a ploy. And, 25k is really not worth the hassle of dealing with constant assassins, particularly if that enemy is not black or Jewish which these groups despise to get them motivated.

Just throwing money at the KKK  does not mean they will take you in and accept you for a year any more than giving 25k to the Salvation Army would get you a permanent bed and first in line in the soup kitchen.

Give 25k to the church. Become priest.

There are literally waiting lists to be a priest at even a poverty level rural church most denominations. Who wouldn't want a job where all you do is visit folks, do a sermon, plan activities, fundraise and collect a salary in a job that is impossible to lose unless you commit adultery or like prostitutes. (even them, maybe keeping it).

They will take the 25k, maybe give you some lay leader or deacon deal unpaid if you have known them long enough, and hit you up again every time the utility bill is due or a parking lot hole needs to be filled.

#### Re: You are hunted by a russian billionaire for a year, can you survive?

Scientology is always willing to take your money and sanity.

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Wes wrote:

^^ funny
this guy
the most well written and verbose shitposter on the internet

#### Re: You are hunted by a russian billionaire for a year, can you survive?

brainiac3397 wrote:

Scientology is always willing to take your money and sanity.

ALL churches are willing to take your money. That is, unless there is some political reason that would cost them money from other donations by accepting money from you. These are businesses...

But Scientology, that would not be worth the ROI. Shit, you could not even get OT 3! But, heh... hiding out with the Sea Org would be a hard place to track you... heh, heh. If you came out in one piece mentally. At least you may could make a book after.

#### Re: You are hunted by a russian billionaire for a year, can you survive?

WTH is Sea Org? From what I read, they sound like some weird cult vanguard militia of Scientology.

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Wes wrote:

^^ funny
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#### Re: You are hunted by a russian billionaire for a year, can you survive?

brainiac3397 wrote:

WTH is Sea Org? From what I read, they sound like some weird cult vanguard militia of Scientology.

It's part of the ministry set up.

You can only get low level tech at most Scientology churches. To do more, you must head to a "flag" office and big money One of the
ways to sidestep this is to volunteer for free past OT 1 or so to the church's navy, Sea Org which doubles as a getaway for Scientology whales. You have to sign a contract for something retarded like a trillion years and basically be crew for a large cruise ship Scientology owns.

Of course, if you are crew you are treated like shit and walk on eggshells. You can leave with some drama, but there is the contract. Of course, it's laughably unenforceable. They just bill you for "freeloaded" lessons and you will be stranded at he last port. Yeah, you can never even attend a service with Scientology till this is dealt with... but who would want to after that.

Of course, I sure you are on your own to get to the port where the ship is, once assigned to SeaOrg.