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#1 2016-03-01 18:13:42

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should the state fund sex for the severely disabled?


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#2 2016-03-01 18:34:12

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Re: should the state fund sex for the severely disabled?

sex is a human right I demand money!


I have anxiety and if the government doesn't help me get my fuck on I'm suing!


Fucc

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#3 2016-03-01 18:37:59

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Re: should the state fund sex for the severely disabled?

absentinsomniac wrote:

sex is a human right I demand money!


I have anxiety and if the government doesn't help me get my fuck on I'm suing!

Get me a hooker, I need it to relieve stress. Stressed workers are not good for employer or government! Reduce burnout by subsidizing hookers!


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#4 2016-03-02 00:17:57

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Re: should the state fund sex for the severely disabled?

dis grape culture is triggering


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#5 2016-03-02 03:21:05

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Re: should the state fund sex for the severely disabled?

In my former state of Mississippi, if they are just mentally retarded and capable of simple work, they put them on birth control or tie their tubes. If they are too messed up to even use birth control, they sterilize them.

Most of these people only hang in subsidized housing and only see each other and their kids will probably need foster care or subsidized stuff themselves so they give birth control or sterilize them at the state's expense to actually save money.

Sorry, but the gub'mint does not get anyone laid - even the disabled.

Problem with dude in the story is that there are lots of guys that will lay a disabled lady, but disabled guys not many ladies want.

Maybe prostitutes?

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#6 2016-03-02 03:34:25

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Re: should the state fund sex for the severely disabled?

From what I've read, it's even hard to get a prostitute to go for it. Most of 'em won't want to, but a few will if you pay enough.


Jim Jeffereys got his friend who has a degenerative muscle problem laid in a brothel once. Only one or two of the prostitutes were willing.


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#7 2016-03-02 04:20:12

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Re: should the state fund sex for the severely disabled?

True. But disability barely pays rent (in many states not even that). Escort type money would leave them homeless..

Speaking of which..

Homeless addict ladies might, because they at least have housing to offer as long as he cool with them smoking crack and crashing there. Of course, watching that EBT and Disability card.  Maybe if he got them stoned with weed as well. That always helps.

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#8 2016-03-02 04:59:15

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Re: should the state fund sex for the severely disabled?

If I was severely disabled like that, my sexual libido would be the least of my interest. I'd try to grab as much support, welfare, and charity I can to help me afford to do research and shit. Write books and crap like that. Then when I couldn't do any of that shit, I'd choose assisted suicide(or plain old peaceful suicide if faggot government didn't let me die in piece and instead just left me to rot like a fucking vegetable). In such case I'd definitely suicide. It'd kind of be done in a "hah fuck you" manner since my death would be a)under my control and b)relatively peaceful.

The guy mentioned in the video has a blog:
http://michaelpulman.org/

And he's clearly quite interested in having sex...


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#9 2016-03-02 05:34:33

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Re: should the state fund sex for the severely disabled?

Well, Stephen Hawking is not suffering. He plopped out kids by one wife, divorced her, then married his nursing assistant! But, fuck. Dude has a lower upper class standard of living.

Goes back to supply and demand. Lot's of dudes do not care if the lady they date is an aspie to get the dick wet. Dude an aspie? They have too many choices. This goes even for ladies in wheelchairs and mental retardation. One time I worked at a Pizza Hut. The lady who washed dishes 2 days a week as part of a state work program for developmental disabilies bragged about 3 bfs!!!

But, Brain, you are right. If I was disabled but still had my brain, think of all the time to do cool stuff. Getting laid isn't the only beautiful thing in life. Build yourself into Hawkin then fuck your nurse aid who is desensitized to the disability.

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#10 2016-03-03 05:50:17

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Re: should the state fund sex for the severely disabled?

don't they have that thing in japan where they jack off cripples

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#11 2016-03-03 14:36:19

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Re: should the state fund sex for the severely disabled?

Swift wrote:

don't they have that thing in japan where they jack off cripples


Yes... had to look it up.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017156362

I am sure it is not free, though. And, I am sure there are requirements like hand/ arm issues.

Makes sense, though. Nursing assistants already wipe ass and change pissy diapers.

One story when I was a nursing assistant. One of my patients had a stroke and was mostly paralyzed and could only talk in grunts. Another patient, a very crippled lady patient still capable of walking who was on the other wing would come into his room to give him a BJ after dinner feeding.

The other CNAs where lazy mfs. Ghetto queens who did only the amount of work to keep them from being bitched at, more concerned with current Facebook drama on the smart phone and the daiquiri to be had after work. In other words, only did work at the end of the shift so the incoming CNA on 3rd shift would not tell on them for leaving the dude laying in a pool of urine hours later.  What I did though, was after feeding him and knowing his "lady friend" was visiting would dig him out of his pissy diaper and wash down there thoroughly with soap and shaving cream! Do not laugh. Shaving cream is an old nurse's trick that knocks out stroke urine smell, which clings to everything and is pungent.

It was like I was a superstar to those guys. The muttered his first words since his stoke... "Thank you..."

I have also had to get people off of each other that got "stuck" during intercourse, ect.

If what I posted is too graphic for DnE, feel free to delete. But, thought story applies.

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#12 2016-03-03 19:48:17

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Re: should the state fund sex for the severely disabled?

Nah that's not too graphic.. We're DnE, after all. :P

You're a baller, Green1.

+20 respect

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#13 2016-03-04 04:36:44

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Re: should the state fund sex for the severely disabled?

Umm...stuck? Do not exactly comprehend.

BTW I wonder if the Japanese are fine with this stuff culturally because they don't have a root of an insane degree of puritanical moralism(which is a bit funny because the puritans actually supported sex, albeint within the context of marriage, to the extent that there's a story about a man who was exiled because he wasn't satisfying his wife. This also made the Catholic Church a bit annoyed since the Church venerated virginity.)

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#14 2016-03-04 04:47:18

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Re: should the state fund sex for the severely disabled?

brainiac3397 wrote:

Umm...stuck? Do not exactly comprehend.

The residents in the nursing and rehab wanted to get it on. They did. But, they got cramps or a leg would not move, so they had to call the CNAs to get them off each other.

....of course, don't tell the son/daughter about this......

Very commonplace in mixed rehabs.

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#15 2016-03-04 04:52:45

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Re: should the state fund sex for the severely disabled?

Oh great. If I ever end up walking through one of those places for whatever reason, all I'll be thinking about is the fact that the residents here may have been having variations of sex.


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#16 2016-03-04 05:25:12

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Re: should the state fund sex for the severely disabled?

brainiac3397 wrote:

Oh great. If I ever end up walking through one of those places for whatever reason, all I'll be thinking about is the fact that the residents here may have been having variations of sex.

Not all of them. For one thing, women outnumber men 5 to1. And, a majority of those on both sides are not "with it" and are basically dropped there by hospitals and families. Don't think they are cruel. Most of these folks will never get beter. There is "rehab", but only if you qualify for or have tons of cash for your own (good luck with that, even) and it's not geared to you leaving, but making sure you do not fall. You worried about falling, you are not getting out.

Only about 1 in 20. Men more than women are still sexually active. They even cover it in classes so you do not freak out.

And it's not just old folks. Many 30 yr olds.

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#17 2016-03-04 06:16:51

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Re: should the state fund sex for the severely disabled?

My grandma was in a nursing home for a month or two for rehab after she broke her arm. Otherwise my families always took care of my grandparents until they passed.


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#18 2016-03-04 06:16:52

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Re: should the state fund sex for the severely disabled?

My grandma was in a nursing home for a month or two for rehab after she broke her arm. Otherwise my families always took care of my grandparents until they passed.


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#19 2016-03-04 07:01:56

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Re: should the state fund sex for the severely disabled?

brainiac3397 wrote:

Umm...stuck? Do not exactly comprehend.

BTW I wonder if the Japanese are fine with this stuff culturally because they don't have a root of an insane degree of puritanical moralism(which is a bit funny because the puritans actually supported sex, albeint within the context of marriage, to the extent that there's a story about a man who was exiled because he wasn't satisfying his wife. This also made the Catholic Church a bit annoyed since the Church venerated virginity.)

Why do they censor porn, then? They also have a concept of "modesty".


sloth wrote:

Comfy does not provide challenge, challenge provides success, success provides happiness. Our world is not comfy, although we tried to make it so. Slaves of our own inventions, yada, yada. Not only on a technological level, also on a social and political level. Nothing more but apes. Apes with psychosomatic disorders.

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#20 2016-03-04 17:09:02

brainiac3397
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Re: should the state fund sex for the severely disabled?

Cause we all know the Japanese inherited a terrible disease that causes pixelated groins.


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