26 (edited by Efs 2016-04-19 06:13:07)

Re: Nation specific DnE Political Compendium (United States - 2016)

This is exactly where I expected myself to be. Since I was a young teenager I've gone from bottom left, to bottom far right, to now - far bottom, centre-right.

https://www.politicalcompass.org/chart?ec=2.63&soc=-7.18

Re: Nation specific DnE Political Compendium (United States - 2016)

https://www.politicalcompass.org/chart?ec=-6.5&soc=-6.62


I was bottom right iirc when in HS

Re: Nation specific DnE Political Compendium (United States - 2016)

Foreign policy towards:
Everyone in general: Quid pro quo with those who aren't cunts.
UK: They're all right.
Israel: They're cool.

Opinions on mainstream parties:
Democratic: Fuck off.
Republican: Best by default but an incoherent, self-destructive mess.  Ideological car crash.
Libertarian: They have their bright spots, I suppose.

Opinions on minor parties:
Green: No thank you.
Constitution: One of the best third-party ideas.
Socialist: No thank you.
Communist: Good luck.
Worker's World: Good luck.
Pirate: one true hope
Reform: I vaguely remember Ross Perot.
Canary: wot

Opinions on mainstream political ideologies:
American liberalism: Fuck off...towards what it's become, anyway.
Social democracy: Nope.
Conservatism: Lay off the social/Evangelical side some and we've got ourselves a deal.
Libertarianism: Combine with conservatism wherever possible, simmer for 30 minutes.
Nationalism: Flawed.

Opinions on minor political ideologies:
Green politics: No.
Socialism, democratic: See above.
Socialism, Marxist/revolutionary: See above.
Trotskyism: See above.
Maoism: See above.
Marxist-Leninist, modern: See above.
Marxist-Leninist, anti-revisionist: See above.
Juche: truly original and brilliant
Fascism: Puffed up wanna-be Mussolinis need to find a higher goal.
Pirate politics: Why not
Green politics:
Anarchism: Not 100% without merit, I suppose.

Opinions on candidates of the last presidential election:
Barack Obama (Democrat): nice job america
Mitt Romney (Republican): bleh.
Gary Johnson (Libertarian): Not bad, ideologically closer to him than Trump.
Jill Stein (Green): Haha.

And since we're all posting the political compass:
https://www.politicalcompass.org/chart?ec=6.25&soc=-1.18

Economic Left/Right: 6.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.18

“The creation and destruction of harmonic and 'statistical' tensions is essential to the maintenance of compositional drama. Any composition (or improvisation) which remains consonant and 'regular' throughout is, for me, equivalent to watching a movie with only 'good guys' in it, or eating cottage cheese.”
-Frank Zappa

Re: Nation specific DnE Political Compendium (United States - 2016)

Eyy looks like there's been some change since I last took it(which was quite some time ago)
http://i.imgur.com/Bn7DmNi.png

"Creepy crazy fucking idiot Nr. 873894532"-aCol

Wes wrote:


^^ funny
this guy
the most well written and verbose shitposter on the internet

Re: Nation specific DnE Political Compendium (United States - 2016)

RammsteinFearFactory wrote:

https://www.politicalcompass.org/chart?ec=-10.0&soc=-9.54

I'm to the left of RedOak

Oh fuck you're to the left of me by 0.75 , better just kill myself now.

Re: Nation specific DnE Political Compendium (United States - 2016)

Foreign policy towards:
European Union (Excluding United Kingdom): abstain/support worker's struggles over there
United Kingdom: abstain/support worker's struggles over there
Israel: kill with fire
Palestine: gud
Saudi Arabia: abstain/support worker's struggles over there
Iran: abstain/support worker's struggles over there
Iraq: abstain/support worker's struggles over there
Canada: abstain/support worker's struggles over there
Mexico: abstain/support worker's struggles over there
North Korea: abstain/support worker's struggles over there
South Korea: abstain/support worker's struggles over there

Opinions on mainstream parties:
Democratic: literally less democratic than the republicans
Republican: cancer
Libertarian: autism

Opinions on minor parties:
Green: decent
Constitution: no
Socialist: eh
Communist: literally the democrats
Worker's World: hey you guys used to be cool
Pirate: dip bedora
Reform: no
Canary: i prefer magpies

Opinions on mainstream political ideologies:
American liberalism: cancer
Social democracy: eh
Conservatism: cancer
Libertarianism: autism
Nationalism: cancerous autism

Opinions on minor political ideologies:
Green politics: shit and ineffective when centrist, literally eco-fascism when taken more seriously (hurr durr human extinctionism)
Socialism, democratic: >implying reformists have gotten anything done ever
Socialism, Marxist/revolutionary: dank
Trotskyism: dank
Maoism: no
Marxist-Leninist: no
Juche: haha no
Fascism: edgy teenagers and roid monkeys
Pirate politics: eh
Anarchism: edgy teenagers and roid monkeys only not fascist

Opinions on candidates of the last presidential election:
Barack Obama (Democrat): fuckwit
Mitt Romney (Republican): fuckwit
Gary Johnson (Libertarian): fuckwit
Jill Stein (Green): less of a fuckwit

Re: Nation specific DnE Political Compendium (United States - 2016)

https://www.politicalcompass.org/chart?ec=-3.75&soc=-7.44

There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

Re: Nation specific DnE Political Compendium (United States - 2016)

RedOak wrote:

Get on my level nerds
http://i.imgur.com/AIHln0b.png

http://i.imgur.com/3oBP1v1.png

you want to fucking fight (this is really old so I'm not sure how accurately it reflects me anymore though)

34 (edited by Alistoriv 2016-04-28 00:38:33)

Re: Nation specific DnE Political Compendium (United States - 2016)

Foreign policy towards:
European Union (Excluding United Kingdom): Ew
United Kingdom: sucks
Israel: ZIONISTS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE
Palestine: Support against Israel, critically support certain Palestinian groups
Saudi Arabia: shit tier
Iran: Better than Saudi Arabia, very critically support against US imperialism
Iraq: 0/10 even Saddam was better
Canada: meh
Mexico: meh
North Korea: critically support
South Korea: fuck off

Opinions on mainstream parties:
Democratic: shit
Republican: shit
Libertarian: Not even mainstream 0/10

Opinions on minor parties:
Green: Ehh, it's alright when it's socialist, but the cappie aspects are bleh
Constitution: no
Socialist: half of them are soc dems right?
Communist: One of the worst communist parties around
Worker's World: Meh
Pirate: they exist in 'Murica?
Reform: no
Canary: does anyone take them seriously

Opinions on mainstream political ideologies:
American liberalism: shit tier
Social democracy: killed Rosa Luxemburg
Conservatism: shit tier
Libertarianism: shit tier
Nationalism: shit tier

Opinions on minor political ideologies:
Green politics: same as green party
Socialism, democratic: >reformism (breddy gud though)
Socialism, Marxist/revolutionary: good
Trotskyism: Depends on the org (Cliffites pls go)
Maoism: depends on the org but MLM is god tier
Marxist-Leninist: depends on org but overall breddy gud
Juche: Not even a real ideology tbh
Fascism: no
Pirate politics: good with certain things like freedom of information but generally a cop-out ideology
Anarchism: aight

Opinions on candidates of the last presidential election:
Barack Obama (Democrat): no
Mitt Romney (Republican): no
Gary Johnson (Libertarian): god no
Jill Stein (Green): has made some surprisingly anti-capitalist statements

loon_attic wrote:

Is Alistoriv a MAOIST?!

yes

Re: Nation specific DnE Political Compendium (United States - 2016)

insert absolutely disgusting meem

sloth wrote:

Comfy does not provide challenge, challenge provides success, success provides happiness. Our world is not comfy, although we tried to make it so. Slaves of our own inventions, yada, yada. Not only on a technological level, also on a social and political level. Nothing more but apes. Apes with psychosomatic disorders.

Re: Nation specific DnE Political Compendium (United States - 2016)

Alistoriv wrote:

Foreign policy towards:
European Union (Excluding United Kingdom): Ew
United Kingdom: sucks
Israel: ZIONISTS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE
Palestine: Support against Israel, critically support certain Palestinian groups
Saudi Arabia: shit tier
Iran: Better than Saudi Arabia, very critically support against US imperialism
Iraq: 0/10 even Saddam was better
Canada: meh
Mexico: meh
North Korea: critically support
South Korea: fuck off

Opinions on mainstream parties:
Democratic: shit
Republican: shit
Libertarian: Not even mainstream 0/10

Opinions on minor parties:
Green: Ehh, it's alright when it's socialist, but the cappie aspects are bleh
Constitution: no
Socialist: half of them are soc dems right?
Communist: One of the worst communist parties around
Worker's World: Meh
Pirate: they exist in 'Murica?
Reform: no
Canary: does anyone take them seriously

Opinions on mainstream political ideologies:
American liberalism: shit tier
Social democracy: killed Rosa Luxemburg
Conservatism: shit tier
Libertarianism: shit tier
Nationalism: shit tier

Opinions on minor political ideologies:
Green politics: same as green party
Socialism, democratic: >reformism (breddy gud though)
Socialism, Marxist/revolutionary: good
Trotskyism: Depends on the org (Cliffites pls go)
Maoism: depends on the org but MLM is god tier
Marxist-Leninist: depends on org but overall breddy gud
Juche: Not even a real ideology tbh
Fascism: no
Pirate politics: good with certain things like freedom of information but generally a cop-out ideology
Anarchism: aight

Opinions on candidates of the last presidential election:
Barack Obama (Democrat): no
Mitt Romney (Republican): no
Gary Johnson (Libertarian): god no
Jill Stein (Green): has made some surprisingly anti-capitalist statements

loon_attic wrote:

Is Alistoriv a MAOIST?!

yes

opinion on the sparts? :^)

Re: Nation specific DnE Political Compendium (United States - 2016)

Alistoriv wrote:

https://www.politicalcompass.org/chart?ec=-10&soc=10

you want to fucking fight

fix'd maoist xD
right??
why not

sloth wrote:

Comfy does not provide challenge, challenge provides success, success provides happiness. Our world is not comfy, although we tried to make it so. Slaves of our own inventions, yada, yada. Not only on a technological level, also on a social and political level. Nothing more but apes. Apes with psychosomatic disorders.

Re: Nation specific DnE Political Compendium (United States - 2016)

that's what mao was

muh little red book

http://www.realclearworld.com/blog/dictators.jpg

makes hitler and stalin look like goddamn amateurs

The Grasshopper Lies Heavy

https://i.imgur.com/WsEkePS.png

Re: Nation specific DnE Political Compendium (United States - 2016)

Bu-but Armenian Genocide amirite?

"Creepy crazy fucking idiot Nr. 873894532"-aCol

Wes wrote:


^^ funny
this guy
the most well written and verbose shitposter on the internet

Re: Nation specific DnE Political Compendium (United States - 2016)

Swift wrote:

opinion on the sparts? :^)

pedophilia is the true way forward for the world proletariat amirite

Re: Nation specific DnE Political Compendium (United States - 2016)

Fish20 wrote:

https://www.politicalcompass.org/chart?ec=-3.75&soc=-7.44

LOL I switched sides though.
https://www.politicalcompass.org/chart?ec=3.63&soc=-3.95

There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

42 (edited by Green1 2017-02-15 05:24:31)

Re: Nation specific DnE Political Compendium (United States - 2016)

I am apathetic to most everything in that list and more concerned about stuff happening closer to circles I can actually get good information on and do something about.

Never been a fan of -ists and -isms as most do not have my best interests at heart, but are more than happy to use me.

43 (edited by Virtue 2017-02-18 22:17:04)

Re: Nation specific DnE Political Compendium (United States - 2016)

I'm bored so I'm going to do this shit again on my new account



Foreign policy towards:
European Union (Excluding United Kingdom): Pretty shitty but oppose Eurosceptism on the grounds that it doesn't provide anyway forward and only encourages nationalism
United Kingdom: The Queen is an inbred cunt
Israel: All capitalist states are bad but Israel in particular is quite awful for its oppression of Palestinian people
Palestine: I support the struggle of the Palestinians but oppose the reactionary nature of the major organizations (Hamas and Fatah) that claim to represent them
Saudi Arabia: Hot flaming garbage
Iran: Not good
Iraq: Not good
Canada: Shouldn't even exist
Mexico: Why hasn't someone driven a truck filled with explosives into the PRI headquarters yet?
North Korea: Garbage
South Korea: Garbage

Opinions on mainstream parties:
Democratic: No
Republican: No
Libertarian: Nice meme

Opinions on minor parties:
Green: Extremely annoying liberals and fake socialists
Constitution: lmao
Socialist: I've known some people who are members of the SPUSA online and some of them are pretty smart and others are your typical "socialists"
Communist: Unholy Tankie-Liberal hybrid
Worker's World: This needs to die
Pirate: Meh
Reform: No
Canary: I'm still not sure what this is

Opinions on mainstream political ideologies:
American liberalism: no
Social democracy: RosaLuxemburgmeme.png
Conservatism: no
Libertarianism: no
Nationalism: no

Opinions on minor political ideologies:
Green politics: no
Socialism, democratic: >Muh democracy
Socialism, Marxist/revolutionary: Yes
Trotskyism: Actual Trotskyism is okay, Cliffite and CWI shit is quite awful though
Maoism: God no
Marxist-Leninist: This shit needs to die
Juche: lol
Fascism: no (Marinetti  and Gentile are kind of interesting tbh)
Pirate politics: Don't think much of it
Green politics: I already said no
Anarchism: I like a lot of Anarchist writers even if I wouldn't call myself an Anarchist

Opinions on candidates of the last presidential election:
Barack Obama (Democrat): no
Mitt Romney (Republican): no
Gary Johnson (Libertarian): Aleppo
Jill Stein (Green): no

44 (edited by Alistoriv 2017-02-21 16:03:56)

Re: Nation specific DnE Political Compendium (United States - 2016)

My opinions on a lot of these things have changed but I in particular want to emphasize one thing

Worker's World: >Marcy

EDIT:
Here's my compass now, pretty similar

https://www.politicalcompass.org/chart?ec=-9.88&soc=-4.56

Marxism-Leninism-Maoism is the only truly revolutionary ideology in this day and age :^)

Re: Nation specific DnE Political Compendium (United States - 2016)

>Maoism
scum
Shouldn't you be in the red?

funnily i'm about as authoritarian in that graph but in the center

sloth wrote:

Comfy does not provide challenge, challenge provides success, success provides happiness. Our world is not comfy, although we tried to make it so. Slaves of our own inventions, yada, yada. Not only on a technological level, also on a social and political level. Nothing more but apes. Apes with psychosomatic disorders.

46 (edited by Alistoriv 2017-02-26 04:55:00)

Re: Nation specific DnE Political Compendium (United States - 2016)

I'm not in the red because I'm not authoritarian

authoritarianism and libertarianism are vaguely defined and shaky principles at best, worse than even left and right

Re: Nation specific DnE Political Compendium (United States - 2016)

That's the point, Mao was authoritarian as all fuck

I don't think it's as vague. It doesn't seem as wanky and bullshit as all the rhetoric used in totalitarian "communist" countries. It still seems pretty easy to define.

sloth wrote:

Comfy does not provide challenge, challenge provides success, success provides happiness. Our world is not comfy, although we tried to make it so. Slaves of our own inventions, yada, yada. Not only on a technological level, also on a social and political level. Nothing more but apes. Apes with psychosomatic disorders.

Re: Nation specific DnE Political Compendium (United States - 2016)

Alistoriv wrote:

Marxism-Leninism-Maoism is the only truly revolutionary ideology in this day and age :^)

That's an interesting way to write Communization theory

Re: Nation specific DnE Political Compendium (United States - 2016)

Maoist is a good name for a political ideology. Is it the view that you should starve millions of your countries people for "economic revolution" because you are mentally retarded?

There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

Re: Nation specific DnE Political Compendium (United States - 2016)

Isnt there also hoxhaism which basically defends Stalin without the label of stalinism?

"Creepy crazy fucking idiot Nr. 873894532"-aCol

Wes wrote:


^^ funny
this guy
the most well written and verbose shitposter on the internet