26 (edited by bulgvar 2012-09-09 11:09:06)

Re: IRC logs 2.0

Arabiamad, why are you harassing me? YOU'RE TEARING ME APART Arabia. I'm fed up with this woruld

Kneel down to me, pathetic mortals.

27 (edited by Fish20 2012-09-10 05:11:27)

Re: IRC logs 2.0

http://i.imgur.com/ynRid.png

http://i.imgur.com/XNixl.png

There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

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Re: IRC logs 2.0

[18:00] <bulgvar> i don't want to corrupt you young man
[18:00] <bulgvar> don't touch your penis till wedding
[18:00] <jaron> at the wedding
[18:00] <jaron> ?
[18:00] <bulgvar> no
[18:00] <bulgvar> don't fap / have sex till you're married
[18:00] <Wes> Last night I was in my friends' dorm room and one of them has a girlfriend and somehow the subject got on the topic of penises and circumcision.
[18:01] <Wes> So the other guy who doesn't have a gf pulls up Penn and Teller's episode on circumcision and watches the whole thing to show her circumcision is bad
[18:01] <Wes> Because she thinks circumcised penises are more attractive
[18:01] <jaron> mkay
[18:01] <bulgvar> they are

Re: IRC logs 2.0

16:43 -!- jaron is now known as vivi
16:43 < vivi> im go crio now
16:45 -!- Absent changed the topic of #minecraft to: Lunatic is now known as Lunatic
16:45 < fish> umm
16:46 < lunatits> FUCK
16:46 -!- Fish20 is now known as lunatik
16:46 < lunatits> more server downtime
16:46 < lunatik> i have acne on my dick
16:46 < lunatits> freedns is asss
16:46 < Absent> holy fuck that sucks also who's lunatic idk anymore keel me
16:46 < fish> bulgvar is impersonating me halp
16:46 < Absent> lunatits i take it
16:46 -!- lunatits is now known as absentinsomniac
16:46 < lunatik> absent i'll hack yo shit
16:46 < absentinsomniac> lol
16:47 -!- Absent is now known as arabimad
16:47 < absentinsomniac> I need help finding another picture of a well-dressed man to put as my avatar
16:47 < absentinsomniac> think you guys could help me?
16:47 < fish> lol
16:47 < arabimad> lol
16:47 -!- lunatik is now known as RAWNPAW
16:47 < absentinsomniac> lol
16:47 -!- absentinsomniac is now known as Gamzee
16:47 < Gamzee> Fish20.
16:47 < Gamzee> Bulgvar.
16:47 -!- arabimad is now known as Fish20
16:47 < Gamzee> Out.
16:47 < RAWNPAW> I have sex with arabiamad
16:47 < Silent_Cynic> google "well dressed gentleman"
16:47 < Gamzee> Out of my secret home.
16:47 < Fish20> Hi guyz
16:47 < Silent_Cynic> and you'll find something
16:47 < Gamzee> homestuck>homestarrunner
16:47 -!- Fish20 is now known as Silent_cync
16:47 < RAWNPAW> i like how arabiamad pumps me with his semen
16:48 -!- Silent_cync is now known as wtf
16:48 -!- fish is now known as Loud_Cynic
16:48 < Silent_Cynic> Absent
16:48 < wtf> does anyone even know who I am right now lol?
16:48 -!- Silent_Cynic [~webchat@localhost] has quit [Request too long]
16:48 -!- RAWNPAW is now known as jaron
16:48 -!- Silent_Cynic [~webchat@localhost] has joined #minecraft
16:48 < Loud_Cynic> DONT CALL ME SHARPIE PLZ I CHANGED MY NAME TOO BE MORE DEEP THAN YOU
16:48 -!- Gamzee is now known as Aya
16:48 < jaron> I WANT SEMEN IN MY STOMACH
16:48 < Silent_Cynic> faggots y u disconnect for long link fuck u
16:48 < Silent_Cynic> fuck u
16:48 < Silent_Cynic> fuck u
16:48 < Aya> Oh no, THIS THREAD AGAIN.
16:48 < jaron> I WANT SEMEN IN MY ASS
16:48 < Aya> Drop the fork, bitches.
16:48 -!- wtf is now known as The
16:48 < The> lol
16:48 < jaron> AYA RAPE ME WITH YOUR STRAP ON
16:48 < Aya> Also, fornicate yourselves with a rusty pipe.
16:49 < SaintVicious> Oh hello wife
16:49 < jaron> FUCK ME
16:49 < SaintVicious> long time no see
16:49 < The> I am like 30 years old
16:49 < jaron> FUCK ME
16:49 -!- The is now known as RealAbsent
16:49 < RealAbsent> mksir
16:49 < RealAbsent> But fo real anyone have any good movies
16:49 < jaron> I WANT DICKS
16:49 < SaintVicious> How goes working with captain planet
16:49 -!- Aya is now known as NAZIFASCISTELITE
16:49 -!- RealAbsent is now known as Absent
16:49 < NAZIFASCISTELITE> Put down all the degenerates.
16:49 -!- jaron is now known as aya
16:50 < aya> saintivicious i want your dick in me
16:50 -!- aya is now known as Aya
16:50 < SaintVicious> Yea clearly you are her'
16:50 < NAZIFASCISTELITE> That Jaron is, objectively speaking, a degenerate. Put him down.
16:50 < Aya> absent can i have your dick
16:51 < Absent> Only if I get to see what you lookl ike first sir
16:51 -!- Aya is now known as vivi
16:51 -!- NAZIFASCISTELITE is now known as guilwayne
16:51 < vivi> i broek it
16:51 -!- Loud_Cynic is now known as Soul_Riser
16:51 < vivi> broaad
16:51 < vivi> aifaka
16:51 < vivi> ackaga[\aa
16:51 < vivi> gkala\a
16:51 < vivi> broke it
16:51 < Soul_Riser> Hi
16:51 < vivi> oh hi
16:51 < Soul_Riser> this is mean
16:51 -!- guilwayne is now known as stadium
16:51 < Absent> lol
16:51 < Soul_Riser> you should all talk about things
16:51 < Soul_Riser> that arent mean
16:51 -!- vivi is now known as lunatik
16:51 < stadium> fuck that "follow your dreams" bullshit.
16:51 < Soul_Riser> pls
16:52 -!- Absent is now known as gilwayne
16:52 < lunatik> i put windows xp disks up my ass
16:52 < gilwayne> I could totlly take u stadium u ddnt break my leg i let u
16:52 -!- stadium is now known as BobManPerson
16:52 < BobManPerson> SS supports asshats.
16:52 < Soul_Riser> stop being off topic this site is about what i like
16:52 < BobManPerson> I am leaving.
16:52 -!- gilwayne is now known as Rebelnerd
16:52 -!- lunatik is now known as Tommy
16:52 < BobManPerson> If you all hate rich people so much, why don't you start your own communist island?
16:52 -!- Tommy is now known as Johny
16:52 < Soul_Riser> i love everyone hugs
16:52 -!- Johny is now known as fish20
16:52 < Rebelnerd> Why are there so many capitalists up in here wtf man I'm quitting and going to wall street protests and china
16:52 -!- BobManPerson is now known as Mystery
16:52 < fish20> Fuck me with your dicks
16:53 -!- Rebelnerd is now known as FireElf
16:53 -!- Soul_Riser is now known as Memento_Mori
16:53 < Mystery> have spotaneous wet dreams with each other and you can fuck daemons on the astral plane!
16:53 -!- fish20 is now known as Efs
16:53 < Efs> I fuck all the bitches
16:53 < FireElf> I bet none of you even remember who the fuck I am lol.
16:53 < Memento_Mori> I'm not jaron
16:53 < Mystery> i tried it in my volkswagen, it worked 100%
16:53 < Memento_Mori> I remeber you
16:53 -!- Memento_Mori is now known as Vatman
16:53 < FireElf> of course memeento does sir
16:53 -!- Mystery is now known as HanHan
16:53 < Efs> who am i
16:53 -!- FireElf is now known as Elfy
16:53 < Vatman> I can write very well. I have the best grammar ever.
16:53 -!- HanHan is now known as thade
16:53 < Elfy> Hi i'm a fag lolo
16:54 < Efs> oh hi i suck dicks
16:54 < Elfy> OH NO ITS THADE RUN
16:54 -!- thade is now known as nightartist
16:54 -!- Efs is now known as Wes
16:54 < Elfy> fuck
16:54 < Wes> I want 300 kg bitch
16:54 < nightartist> >.<
16:54 < Wes> please help me
16:54 < Wes> i want 300 kg bitch
16:54 < nightartist> some guy just offered me cigs
16:54 < nightartist> i dunno do i take his offer u guys???
16:54 -!- Elfy is now known as DocJohnson
16:54 < nightartist> also im puking up blood but i dont want to go to the doctor
16:54 -!- Wes is now known as SHOTGUNHEART
16:54 < nightartist> the doctors cure you with sex
16:54 < DocJohnson> Hi I wrote a book but it was too expensive for the poorfags on /ss/
16:55 < nightartist> which hurts
16:55 -!- Vatman is now known as Crayola_Colors
16:55 < SHOTGUNHEART> IMA GONNA LIVE IN DA WOODS
16:55 -!- nightartist is now known as The_Desert_Fox
16:55 < Crayola_Colors> Hi guys why wont you help me
16:55 < The_Desert_Fox> CRAYOLA
16:55 < The_Desert_Fox> LET ME TAP YOU
16:55 < Crayola_Colors> you want to talk about other things than me
16:55 < lunatic> huh
16:55 < DocJohnson> lololo
16:55 < lunatic> wow
16:55 < Crayola_Colors> then im leaving delte everything i have
16:55 -!- The_Desert_Fox is now known as TrueAnarchist
16:55 < lunatic> Hahaha
16:55 -!- SHOTGUNHEART is now known as lunatik
16:55 < Crayola_Colors> why wont anyone delete my stuff you bitches
16:55 < TrueAnarchist> so what if im omnisexual?
16:55 [Users #minecraft]
16:55 [ Crayola_Colors] [ lunatic] [ RAWN_PAW    ] [ Silent_Cynic ] 
16:55 [ DocJohnson    ] [ lunatik] [ SaintVicious] [ TrueAnarchist] 
16:55 -!- Irssi: #minecraft: Total of 8 nicks [0 ops, 0 halfops, 0 voices, 8 normal]
16:55 < DocJohnson> Who the fuck here remembers all this I was under the impression you were all newfags except lunatic or something
16:55 < TrueAnarchist> stop being fundamentalist douchebags
16:55 < lunatik> i have acne on my dick
16:55 < DocJohnson> I forget who else is really ehre lol
16:56 -!- lunatik is now known as Sociopath
16:56 < Sociopath> cannibalism is ok
16:56 < Crayola_Colors> i love fable and true blood lol
16:56 -!- TrueAnarchist is now known as baronvonstrangle
16:56 -!- Sociopath is now known as TrueAnarchist
16:56 -!- DocJohnson is now known as HappyCamper
16:56 < TrueAnarchist> Let's bomb our school yh
16:56 < Crayola_Colors> why wont you help me everyone here sucks
16:56 < Crayola_Colors> someone help
16:56 -!- baronvonstrangle is now known as DarthMat
16:56 -!- TrueAnarchist is now known as FUKOBAMA
16:56 < FUKOBAMA> FUK OBAMA
16:56 < Crayola_Colors> why wont soul delete my stuff shes a bitch
16:56 < FUKOBAMA> FUK NATO
16:56 < HappyCamper> Hi I only get on like once a year and I'm like 20 something
16:56 < FUKOBAMA> FUK U
16:57 -!- DarthMat is now known as Aya
16:57 -!- Crayola_Colors is now known as The_Cancer
16:57 < The_Cancer> I am a teacher
16:57 -!- FUKOBAMA is now known as SaintVecious
16:57 -!- Aya is now known as Paraless
16:57 < SaintVecious> Ima 3 meters nigga with dick up his ass
16:57 < Paraless> I am here to bring you opinions from the other side.
16:57 -!- The_Cancer is now known as Ceiling_cat
16:57 -!- HappyCamper is now known as AWOL
16:57 < Paraless> School is really good for you, you see.
16:57 < AWOL> oh snap 2 pedo's at once
16:57 < Ceiling_cat> I am a dick
16:57 < AWOL> lol
16:57 < SaintVecious> i want guil wayne to rape me
16:58 -!- AWOL is now known as Loxor
16:58 < Silent_Cynic> wow gay with mediafrie you can't upload folders just specific files
16:58 < Loxor> I have a dog
16:58 < Ceiling_cat> lol
16:58 < Silent_Cynic> anybody know of a good uploading service
16:58 -!- Paraless is now known as five5555
16:58 -!- Ceiling_cat is now known as Sharpie
16:58 < SaintVecious> fish i want your dick
16:58 < Loxor> I made an uploading service but I think I broke it
16:58 < five5555> I can link ya'll to some REAL rap, yo.
16:58 -!- SaintVecious is now known as gangstarebel
16:58 < Sharpie> I am Silent_Cynic before I got 2 deep 4 u
16:58 < five5555> Check out this Jay-Z guy.
16:58 -!- Loxor is now known as Alucard
16:58 < gangstarebel> hi niggaz
16:58 < gangstarebel> shot dem gayboyz
16:58 < Alucard> You guys are all like 12 fuck you.
16:59 < gangstarebel> 'cuz da nigga gayboyz
16:59 -!- five5555 is now known as prince_rillian
16:59 < Alucard> lol
16:59 < prince_rillian> mannn fuk esperanto its just made up language
16:59 < Alucard> nick /psychopath
16:59 -!- Sharpie is now known as Hanny
16:59 < Alucard> fuck
16:59 -!- Alucard is now known as psychopath
16:59 < psychopath> there
16:59 < gangstarebel> nerdz in da truk on da shuutin spree
16:59 < Hanny> I had a cat but its dead now
16:59 -!- prince_rillian is now known as sarah
16:59 < psychopath> Hi
16:59 < sarah> I WISH MY LAWN WAS EMO SO IT WOULD CUT ITSELF
16:59 < psychopath> I'm not really a psychopath
16:59 < gangstarebel> ol nerdz dai gayboyz dem
16:59 < lunatic> hahaha you remember all that
16:59 -!- sarah is now known as thade
16:59 < thade> omg sarah
17:00 -!- psychopath is now known as Pieman
17:00 < thade> how do i flag that
17:00 < Pieman> Sup guyz
17:00 < gangstarebel> lunatik u nerd ai shot u dem gayboyz
17:00 < lunatic> Ceiling_cat
17:00 -!- thade is now known as savindastreets
17:00 < savindastreets> YOU GUYS
17:00 < savindastreets> YOU DONT WANT TO MAKE TONY MAD
17:00 < savindastreets> YOU WONT LIKE IT WHEN HES ANGRY
17:00 -!- gangstarebel is now known as RAWNPOWN
17:00 < RAWNPOWN> ARABIAMAD PUMPS ME
17:00 -!- Pieman is now known as monkey
17:00 -!- savindastreets is now known as XxcharbabyxX
17:00 < monkey> Hi i'm bad at math fuck you aya
17:00 < RAWNPOWN> WITH HIS ARABIC SEMEN
17:00 < XxcharbabyxX> hey gangstarebel cool site lol
17:00 -!- RAWNPOWN is now known as Aya
17:00 < Aya> I'm out of this thread
17:00 < monkey> wait
17:00 < monkey> Am I even remembering this guy right?
17:01 < monkey> ;l
17:01 < monkey> I think I'm mixing shit up
17:01 < XxcharbabyxX> I think so
17:01 < monkey> idk
17:01 < XxcharbabyxX> "GIVE PEACE A CHANCE"?
17:01 < Aya> you all hate women
17:01 < lunatic> must
17:01 < lunatic> save
17:01 < Aya> saintvicious let me fuck you with my strapon
17:01 < XxcharbabyxX> MAN
17:01 < Hanny>  Humanity is going to do just fine, operating this way.
17:01 -!- monkey is now known as Desu
17:01 < XxcharbabyxX> I can't remember his name
17:01 < Desu> HI
17:01 < Desu> I fuck 30  year olds
17:01 < Hanny> Everything will be rainbows
17:01 < XxcharbabyxX> Who was the other guy from Australia?
17:01 < XxcharbabyxX> linki?
17:01 -!- Aya is now known as SwiftEscudo
17:01 < Desu> Oh snap
17:01 -!- XxcharbabyxX is now known as Linki
17:01 < Desu> I remember linki
17:01 < SwiftEscudo> oh hei strei leeah
17:01 < Linki> KILL ALL RETARDS
17:01 < Desu> lol
17:02 < Linki> Retards are degenerates that will pollute the aussie master race!
17:02 < SwiftEscudo> aborigens come from france
17:02 -!- Desu is now known as jesusrex
17:02 < Linki> Also, I am starting to question the rights of women.
17:02 < jesusrex> Sup faggots, go work out more.
17:02 < Linki> But kill all retards!!!
17:02 -!- Linki is now known as Aya
17:02 -!- SwiftEscudo is now known as gangstarebel
17:02 < Aya> Ya'll just fear my might uterus.
17:02 < gangstarebel> in da truk i shot dem gayboyz
17:03 -!- Hanny is now known as Ceiling_Cat
17:03 < Ceiling_Cat> Excluding the excessively decayed and mouldy types, I really like cheese.
17:03 < gangstarebel> da poliz told uz gayboyz but dem gayboyz yo
17:03 < Aya> i will pray 2 jesus 2 help all of u <333
17:03 -!- jesusrex is now known as Cory
17:03 < Aya> Oh wait, no I won't do that.
17:03 < Cory> Hi guys i run this bitch
17:03 < Ceiling_Cat> lol
17:03 -!- gangstarebel is now known as bulgvar
17:03 < bulgvar> I SHIT ON EVERYONE
17:03 -!- Aya changed the topic of #minecraft to: Who here can actually imagine Aya praying?
17:03 -!- bulgvar is now known as lunatik
17:03 -!- Cory is now known as Aviator
17:03 < lunatik> i have acne on my ass
17:04 < Aviator> I once wrote a pretty good story about running from the cops and getting caught.
17:04 -!- Aya is now known as maxh
17:04 -!- lunatik is now known as Sharpie
17:04 < maxh> Behold my evil satanic calculator!
17:04 < maxh> Also, join NYRA DO IT NOW
17:04 < Sharpie> Russia is glorious!
17:04 < Sharpie> We found semen in a hole
17:04 -!- Ceiling_Cat is now known as Cory
17:05 < Cory> Im a vegetarian lol
17:05 < Sharpie> oh hi cory
17:05 < Sharpie> do u like russia
17:05 -!- Cory is now known as RIKRON
17:05 -!- Aviator is now known as ScientistB
17:05 -!- maxh is now known as IllusoryDeath
17:05 < RIKRON> BOW DOWN TO RIKRON
17:05 < ScientistB> Hi I write a fucking lot of stories and pos them on my website.
17:05 < RIKRON> DESTROYER OF WORLDS
17:05 < IllusoryDeath> omg memento mori what an awesome name <33
17:05 < RIKRON> lol
17:05 < IllusoryDeath> lool i luv u john
17:05 -!- Sharpie is now known as RAWN_PAWN
17:05 < ScientistB> lol
17:05 -!- RIKRON is now known as Raikuron
17:06 < RAWN_PAWN> hi guise my cat is dead
17:06 < IllusoryDeath> lol
17:06 < Raikuron> Oh hi RAWN_PAW
17:06 -!- IllusoryDeath is now known as stadium
17:06 < Raikuron> are you me?
17:06 < stadium> its just a cat
17:06 -!- ScientistB is now known as AsderMiller
17:06 < stadium> gtf over it man
17:06 < RAWN_PAWN> i'm banning you stadium
17:06 < AsderMiller> trololololo
17:06 < stadium> wow over a cat
17:06 < RAWN_PAWN> you trigger me
17:06 < Raikuron> STOP HARRASSING HIM STADIUM
17:06 < Raikuron> or me
17:06 < Raikuron> hmm
17:06 < stadium> ya'll just need to blaze it and chill out man
17:06 < RAWN_PAWN> banned for a day
17:06 -!- Raikuron is now known as Mystery
17:07 -!- stadium is now known as RAW_PAW
17:07 -!- AsderMiller is now known as Sc00lh8er24
17:07 -!- RAWN_PAWN is now known as fagix
17:07 -!- RAWN_PAW [~root@ip68-231-191-90.tc.ph.cox.net] has quit ["Leaving"]
17:07 < Mystery> I can't argue with all the perfect sp-irals and crystal shaped forms of the universe
17:07 < Sc00lh8er24> FUCK U GUIZE I TROL LOLO
17:07 -!- RAW_PAW is now known as RAWN_PAW
17:07 -!- Sc00lh8er24 is now known as Absent
17:07 < fagix> IMA TAKE SUICIDE
17:07 < Absent> k I'm done I think
17:07 < RAWN_PAW> RON PAUL 2012 RON PAUL 2012 RON PAUL 2012 RON PAUL 2012 RON PAUL 2012 RON PAUL 2012 RON PAUL 2012 RON PAUL 2012 RON PAUL 2012 RON PAUL 2012
17:07 < fagix> IMA KILL MAISELF
17:07 -!- Mystery is now known as FIsh20
17:07 < RAWN_PAW> Let's troll Ghost, you guys.
17:07 -!- FIsh20 is now known as Fish20
17:07 < RAWN_PAW> TrollTV says that's the coolest thing to do.
17:07 < Absent> Who the shit is ghost
17:07 < Fish20> hi
17:08 -!- fagix is now known as absentinsomniac
17:08 < Fish20> im done too absent
17:08 < absentinsomniac> guys i need fapping material
17:08 < absentinsomniac> where is the handsome guys porn site
17:08 -!- RAWN_PAW is now known as bulgva
17:08 < Absent> lol
17:08 -!- bulgva is now known as lunatik
17:08 < lunatik> man
17:08 -!- absentinsomniac is now known as lunatick
17:08 < lunatik> i know everything there is to know about linux!
17:08 < lunatick> IMA HAXOR
17:08 < Fish20> lol
17:09 < lunatik> maybe i should try out mac?
17:09 < lunatick> I UPKEEP SHIT HARD UNIX DATABEIS
17:09 -!- lunatik is now known as Wes
17:09 -!- Absent is now known as DarkSoulX
17:09 < DarkSoulX> sup
17:09 < Wes> I need a GF.
17:09 -!- lunatick is now known as Absent
17:09 -!- Fish20 is now known as HeartOfShadows
17:09 < Absent> My life is fapping to guis
17:09 < Wes> I need a capitalist, foreign one at that.
17:09 < HeartOfShadows> Breaking News: The goverment sucks
17:09 < Wes> One that likes ABBA.
17:09 -!- HeartOfShadows is now known as Fish20
17:10 -!- Absent is now known as HeartOfShadows
17:10 < HeartOfShadows> my dad used to beat me in the kindergarden
17:10 < HeartOfShadows> then i became 1st grader and kicked his ass
17:10 -!- Fish20 is now known as NightArtist
17:10 < NightArtist> I almost got raped
17:10 -!- HeartOfShadows is now known as fish20
17:10 < NightArtist> is this bad
17:10 < fish20> i think i'm pregnant
17:10 < NightArtist> what should i do
17:10 < Wes> Noam Chomsky would make a good opponent.
17:10 < NightArtist> I think im pregnant
17:10 < Wes> I wish Karl Marx was alive.
17:11 < NightArtist> its not my fault
17:11 -!- fish20 is now known as Aya
17:11 < Wes> I'd give my right ballsack to see the two debate.
17:11 < Aya> I want dicks
17:11 < NightArtist> should  i get an abortion
17:11 < NightArtist> my life sucks its not my fult
17:11 < NightArtist> i cut myself
17:11 -!- Wes is now known as Derchin
17:11 -!- Aya is now known as arabiamad
17:11 < Derchin> What do you think?
17:11 < arabiamad> fuk obama
17:11 -!- DarkSoulX is now known as Absent
17:11 < Absent> Torrents always have folder names that are way to fucking long mang
17:11 -!- Derchin is now known as baronvonstrangle
17:12 < baronvonstrangle> I NEED MY TEA
17:12 -!- arabiamad is now known as SoulRiser
17:12 < NightArtist> lol
17:12 < baronvonstrangle> one of you twats better give me my tea
17:12 < Absent> Can't cp -R and then rm -R the origional because of that
17:12 < SoulRiser> I'm deleting your file posts because you troll
17:12 -!- NightArtist is now known as NewTown
17:12 -!- HeartofShadows [~HeartofS@68.16.11.95] has joined #minecraft
17:12 < SoulRiser> bye i don't want to deal with bitchiness
17:12 < NewTown> Your posts are pointless
17:12 < NewTown> they sucks
17:12 < HeartofShadows> huh
17:12 -!- SoulRiser is now known as Guil
17:13 -!- baronvonstrangle is now known as SoulRiser
17:13 < Guil> SaintVicious you didn't break my leg fucker
17:13 -!- NewTown is now known as Something_Spacey
17:13 < Guil> why lie
17:13 < Guil> i'll find ya
17:13 < SoulRiser> True love everyone!
17:13 < Something_Spacey> im mystery
17:13 < HeartofShadows> Mystery>
17:13 < HeartofShadows> ?
17:13 < SoulRiser> True love is selflessness.
17:13 < HeartofShadows> seriously?
17:13 < Something_Spacey> You have to use a new type of therapy called
17:13 < Absent> I forgot about newtown lol
17:13 < Something_Spacey> galactic tea therapy
17:13 -!- Guil is now known as night_artist
17:13 -!- SoulRiser is now known as thade
17:13 < night_artist> i put shit in my nose
17:13 < night_artist> wil i be ok
17:13 < Something_Spacey> its whehn you send tea to space and then drink it
17:13 < Something_Spacey> trust me it works
17:13 < thade> u have me night </3
17:14 < night_artist> i had 4th abortion
17:14 < Something_Spacey> lol
17:14 < night_artist> i'm putting tattoo in my vagina
17:14 < Absent> lunatic are you lunatic?
17:14 -!- Something_Spacey is now known as Crayola_Colors
17:14 < Crayola_Colors> My family sucks
17:15 < Crayola_Colors> can yu delete everything
17:15 < thade> http://forums.school-survival.net/showthread.php?tid=26741
17:15 < thade> wow
17:15 -!- thade is now known as SoulRiser
17:15 < SoulRiser> hey crayola
17:15 < SoulRiser> no
17:15 < night_artist> a guy offered me a candy so i slept with him
17:15 < night_artist> am i a whore
17:15 < HeartofShadows> no
17:15 < HeartofShadows> whores are smarter
17:15 < SoulRiser> nah
17:15 < Crayola_Colors> why not you bitch
17:15 < Crayola_Colors> why cant you just do everything for me
17:15 < Crayola_Colors> why cant everyone talk about my problems
17:16 < Crayola_Colors> im leaving no one cares about me
17:16 < night_artist> i put scissors in my ass
17:16 -!- Crayola_Colors is now known as LedoS
17:16 < LedoS> I sucked soul risers dick
17:16 -!- night_artist is now known as RAWN_PAW
17:16 < LedoS> Mindality.com is amazing
17:16 < RAWN_PAW> I sucked arabiamad's dick
17:16 < RAWN_PAW> ima hari poter
17:16 < RAWN_PAW> fuk me
17:16 -!- LedoS is now known as Doa
17:17 < HeartofShadows> <HeartofShadows> ironic thing is
17:17 < HeartofShadows> <HeartofShadows> as a teen I was scared of fascism
17:17 < HeartofShadows> <HeartofShadows> now my worst fear is true democracy
17:17 < HeartofShadows> <HeartofShadows> so in essence I trust the government more than the public
17:17 < HeartofShadows> <HeartofShadows> so ha
17:17 < Doa> I am a SS admin because no one goes there anymore
17:17 -!- RAWN_PAW is now known as HoS
17:17 < HoS> i hate white ppl
17:17 -!- SoulRiser is now known as SHOTGUNHART
17:17 < Absent> Anybody seen paranoia 1.0?
17:17 < SHOTGUNHART> I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH SOME REDNECK CRACKERS
17:17 < Doa> no
17:17 < HoS> i didn't go to my prom
17:18 < SHOTGUNHART> Fuckin with the teachers had, callin em racist I tried to show them crackers some light, they couldn't face it
17:18 < HoS> all white ppl
17:18 -!- HeartofShadows is now known as Rawn_pawn
17:18 -!- Rawn_pawn is now known as Rawn_paw
17:18 -!- HoS is now known as Silentcynic
17:18 < Silentcynic> ima cooking
17:18 < Absent> doa isn't even an ss admin btw
17:18 < Silentcynic> leave me alone
17:18 < Doa> i know
17:18 -!- Rawn_paw is now known as HeartofShadows
17:18 < Absent> lolk
17:18 < Doa> his thing says he is though lol
17:18 < Absent> oh lol
17:19 -!- Silentcynic is now known as absentinsomniac
17:19 < Doa> like hes pretending or somehing
17:19 < Doa> idk
17:19 < HeartofShadows> lunatic still host that minecraft server>
17:19 < absentinsomniac> Guys EMERGENCY
17:19 < HeartofShadows> ?
17:19 < absentinsomniac> THE GAY PORN SITE WON'T OPEN
17:19 < absentinsomniac> WHAT DO I DO
17:19 < Absent> lol
17:19 -!- Doa is now known as Unschool
17:19 -!- SHOTGUNHART is now known as bulgvar
17:19 < Unschool> I fuck 14 year olds and im 25
17:19 < bulgvar> I was in heaven
17:19 < Absent> If only if only you could see my pron collection. No dicks in the whole thing
17:19 < bulgvar> arabiamad and I were warming up for our special 69 position
17:20 < bulgvar> oh and arabiamad's gay as fuck
17:20 < HeartofShadows> yep time for doom
17:20 < bulgvar> burn down all those gay pride parades ok
17:20 < Absent> lol
17:20 -!- Unschool is now known as Justin
17:20 -!- Justin [~webchat@localhost] has quit ["Web client closed"]
17:20 -!- absentinsomniac is now known as jaron
17:20 < Absent> Right so has anyone actually seen Paranoia 1.0?
17:20 < jaron> i want to blow absent
17:20 -!- Fish20 [~webchat@localhost] has joined #minecraft
17:20 < HeartofShadows> absent: its not that obama 2016 movie is it?
17:20 < Absent> lol
17:20 < Absent> no
17:20 < Fish20> Absent post this shit on IRC logs
17:20 -!- bulgvar is now known as RAWN_PAW
17:20 < RAWN_PAW> CHRISTFAGS!!!!!!!!
17:21 < Absent> It's supposed to have something to do with hacking
17:21 < jaron> rawn paw i fucked your cat
17:21 < lunatic> wot
17:21 < lunatic> wo
17:21 < RAWN_PAW> This quiverfull movement is fuckin' BS man
17:21 < lunatic> wot
17:21 < lunatic> wot
17:21 < lunatic> wot
17:21 < lunatic> wot
17:21 < RAWN_PAW> Jaron.
17:21 < HeartofShadows> absent: huh?
17:21 < lunatic> wot
17:21 < lunatic> wot
17:21 < lunatic> wot
17:21 < lunatic> wot
17:21 < RAWN_PAW> Ban for a day.
17:21 < lunatic> wot
17:21 < lunatic> wot
17:21 < lunatic> wot
17:21 < lunatic> wot
17:21 < lunatic> wot
17:21 < lunatic> wot
17:21 < lunatic> wot
17:21 < lunatic> wot
17:21 < lunatic> wot
17:21 < RAWN_PAW> Don't mock my cat.
17:21 < Fish20> wot
17:21 < jaron> no please
17:21 < Fish20> wotwot
17:21 < Fish20> w
17:21 < Fish20> tow
17:21 < Fish20> wot
17:21 < Fish20> wot
17:21 < Fish20> wot
17:21 < RAWN_PAW> >_>
17:21 < Fish20> wot
17:21 < Fish20> wot
17:21 < Fish20> wot
17:21 < RAWN_PAW> Stop.
17:21 < RAWN_PAW> Mute.
17:21 < RAWN_PAW> Muting all of you.
17:21 < RAWN_PAW> That includes you, Luna.
17:21 < Absent> HeartofShadows it's supposed to be about hacking or something... It's just some hollywood movie I've never seen, but I've seen most hacking movies so I'm looking for another one.
17:21 < Fish20> np
17:21 < lunatic> ASSERTION ERROR.
17:21 < lunatic> Good luck. You're not an OP.
17:22 < Absent> lol
17:22 < Fish20> mfw i dont know if anyone is the real person
17:22 < HeartofShadows> hope its not die hard hacking
17:22 < jaron> fish20 i want your penis
17:22 < Absent> yeah
17:22 -!- RAWN_PAW is now known as vivi
17:22 < lunatic> absent is real
17:22 < HeartofShadows> with wizards hacking places with the internet down
17:22 < Fish20> too bad jaron
17:22 < Absent> I guess I"ll see lol I'm torrenting it
17:22 < HeartofShadows> and power is off
17:22 < vivi> ey absnt
17:22 < Fish20> jaron/bulgvar
17:22 < vivi> eabsnet
17:22 < vivi> asenbst
17:22 < vivi> abnest
17:22 < Absent> wat
17:22 < vivi> bnrs
17:22 < vivi> twud lasy to sype
17:22 -!- jaron is now known as lunatick
17:22 < vivi> tatyepd
17:22 < vivi> dfgd
17:22 < vivi> zadsgh
17:22 < lunatick> i have acne on my ass
17:22 < vivi> guys
17:23 < vivi> i broke my bike by sitting on it
17:23 < Fish20> lol
17:23 < lunatick> lol
17:23 < vivi> im not fat though
17:23 < vivi> mkay?
17:23 < Fish20> k
17:23 < Absent> mkay
17:23 -!- lunatick is now known as RAWN_PAW
17:23 < RAWN_PAW> Luna can i have ops
17:23 < vivi> omg
17:23 < vivi> im cry
17:23 < RAWN_PAW> to control these fucks
17:23 < lunatic> no
17:23 < Fish20> no
17:23 < vivi> fish20
17:23 < Fish20> no
17:23 < Fish20> no
17:23 < vivi> do you like my cat
17:23 < Fish20> no
17:23 < vivi> ?
17:23 < Fish20> no
17:23 < vivi> ;(
17:23 < vivi> ;;(
17:23 < Fish20> no
17:23 < Fish20> no
17:23 < vivi> ;;;;(
17:23 < Fish20> no
17:23 < Fish20> no
17:24 < vivi> ;;;;;;;(
17:24 < Fish20> no
17:24 -!- RAWN_PAW is now known as fishwantsadick20
17:24 < Fish20> ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
17:24 < fishwantsadick20> please gimme dick
17:24 < Fish20> no
17:24 < vivi> my mom found my stash of cough drops
17:24 < Fish20> oh
17:24 < vivi> now the dea is surrounding my house
17:24 < vivi> what should i do
17:24 < Fish20> oh
17:24 < Fish20> nothing
17:24 < Fish20> no
17:24 < Absent> paranoia 1.0 doesn't even look like it's about hacking lol, th emain character is just a programmer. Fuck it i'm watching it anyway when it finishes.
17:24 -!- fishwantsadick20 is now known as Tommy_Wisseau
17:24 < Absent> Fuck you white collar for not coming out with new episodes faster.
17:24 < Tommy_Wisseau> oh hi mark
17:24 < Absent> And you Sherlock
17:24 < Fish20> absent have you seen "Hackers"
17:24 < Absent> Yeah lol
17:25 < Absent> I liked it fuck haters
17:25 < Fish20> ok
17:25 < Absent> Gibsons and shit
17:25 < Tommy_Wisseau> i say dem bondelz
17:25 < lunatic> how do I
17:25 < Tommy_Wisseau> he betrick me and i dont care enimore
17:25 -!- vivi is now known as jose
17:25 < jose> lunatic
17:25 < jose> do u remmber me
17:25 < jose> ?
17:25 < Fish20> lol
17:25 -!- Tommy_Wisseau is now known as vivi
17:25 < Fish20> i remeber him
17:25 < jose> I HAVE ULTIMATE PROOF THAT SOCIETY JUST WANTS KIDS AND TEENS DEAD
17:25 < vivi> i will really cleen now
17:25 < vivi> cleeean
17:25 < vivi> cleen
17:25 < vivi> clafka]a
17:25 < vivi> falfafa
17:25 < jose> 9/11 was an inside job, don't you forget it!
17:25 < Fish20> lol
17:25 < vivi> clean
17:26 < Absent> I once killed a man with a single ass hair.
17:26 < Fish20> :l
17:26 < Fish20> :L
17:26 -!- jose is now known as The
17:26 < Fish20> l1l1l1l1l1
17:26 -!- vivi is now known as jaron
17:26 < jaron> i eat dick hair
17:26 < The> Hey guys, I'm shitting!
17:26 < jaron> i eat dick hair infected with aids
17:26 < Fish20> hehehe
17:26 < The> I will report the size and dimensions of my shit once I finish my bowel movement.
17:26 < jaron> lol
17:27 < Absent> If you need me say my name say my name
17:27 -!- The is now known as bulgvar
17:27 < jaron> absent
17:27 < jaron> absent
17:27 < bulgvar> I SHIT ON U
17:27 < jaron> absent
17:27 < jaron> absent
17:27 < jaron> absent
17:27 < jaron> absent
17:27 < Absent> damnit
17:27 < jaron> absent
17:27 < jaron> i want your dick
17:27 -!- bulgvar is now known as therealhonestchrischan
17:27 < Absent> lol
17:27 < therealhonestchrischan> original identity
17:27 < therealhonestchrischan> do not steal
17:27 -!- jaron is now known as chris-chan
17:27 -!- Fish20 is now known as Asder_Miller
17:28 < chris-chan> CALLING ALL TROLLS CALLING ALL TROLLS
17:28 < Asder_Miller> school is good for you
17:28 < chris-chan> YOU DISHONORED MY CHEROKEE ANCESTRY
17:28 < chris-chan> AJAFHAFAKALFALALALALALAA
17:28 -!- therealhonestchrischan is now known as jaron
17:28 < jaron> I'm done now
17:28 < jaron> I think
17:28 < Asder_Miller> why are you saying school is bad you will all fail
17:28 -!- chris-chan is now known as fish20
17:28 < jaron> Who's the real who?
17:28 < Asder_Miller> im fish20
17:28 -!- fish20 is now known as RAWN_PAW
17:28 < Asder_Miller> RAWN_PAW is bulgvar
17:28 < RAWN_PAW> who insulted my cat
17:28 < Asder_Miller> thats it
17:29 < RAWN_PAW> asder miller i'm banning you
17:29 < Asder_Miller> but school is good
17:29 < RAWN_PAW> you said my cat isn't pretty
17:29 < Asder_Miller> i have to tell it to anti-school people
17:29 < RAWN_PAW> i will go to my lover arabiamad
17:29 < RAWN_PAW> i want his semen
17:29 < Asder_Miller> IIT:Resons why school is good
17:30 -!- Asder_Miller is now known as Fish20
17:30 -!- RAWN_PAW is now known as bulgvar
End of Lastlog
17:30 < lunatic> Wow.
17:30 < lunatic> Wooow.
17:30 < Fish20> wow
17:30 < Fish20> won mirrion twoops
17:30 < Fish20> wwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww
17:31 -!- jaron is now known as batboy138
17:31 < batboy138> red red red red red
17:31 < batboy138> remember you must always think in red
17:31 < lunatic> im logging you pls
17:31 < batboy138> why is red not an option
17:31 < lunatic> i report yu 2 fbi pls
17:31 -!- batboy138 is now known as jaron
17:32 -!- Fish20 is now known as Dale_Nixon
17:32 < Dale_Nixon> I'm not jaron
17:32 -!- Dale_Nixon is now known as Nale_Dixon
17:32 < Nale_Dixon> I'm not jaron
17:32 -!- jaron is now known as fish20
17:32 -!- Nale_Dixon is now known as Memento_Mori
17:32 -!- fish20 is now known as mentor-ag
17:32 < Memento_Mori> I'm not jaron
17:33 -!- mentor-ag is now known as stu
17:33 -!- Memento_Mori is now known as Fish20
17:33 < stu> I'M NOT STUUU AHAHAAHAH
17:33 -!- stu is now known as Maelstorm
17:33 < Maelstorm> DOO DAH DOO DOO!
17:33 < Maelstorm> Think about your dad!
17:33 < Maelstorm> What's your dad like?
17:33 -!- Fish20 is now known as Stadium
17:33 < Maelstorm> I wanna meet that dad!
17:33 < Stadium> smoke weed everyday
17:33 -!- Maelstorm is now known as jaron
17:33 < jaron> stadium
17:33 < jaron> deres more to life than smokin'w eed man
17:33 < jaron> you gotta follow your dreams
17:33 < Stadium> im gonna be a vegan and you cant stop me
17:33 < jaron> you have to have goals!
17:33 < Stadium> im a vegan
17:34 < Stadium> im gonna live to be 145!
17:34 -!- bulgvar is now known as Wes
17:34 < Stadium> its just a cat
17:34 < Wes> I want a gf
17:34 -!- jaron is now known as gore
17:34 < gore> let me help u wes
17:34 < Stadium> even though i got mad at my family for mistreating my cat
17:34 < gore> go 2 youtube.com
17:34 < Stadium> its just a cat
17:35 < Wes> ok
17:35 -!- gore is now known as Milton_Friedman
17:35 < Milton_Friedman> WES.
17:35 < Milton_Friedman> TONIGHT WILL BE THE BEST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE.
17:35 -!- Stadium is now known as Riley_Freeman
17:35 < Riley_Freeman> Y'all niggas are gay
17:36 < Milton_Friedman> You should go back to being Christian, because your prayers were answered!
17:36 -!- Riley_Freeman is now known as Fish20
17:36 < Wes> okay
17:36 < Fish20> im bored now
17:36 < Fish20> bye
17:36 < Milton_Friedman> I will debate Chomsky LIVE on SD
17:36 < Milton_Friedman> choamsky or however you spell his name
17:36 -!- Fish20 [~webchat@localhost] has quit ["Web client closed"]
17:36 < Milton_Friedman> He will surely lose!
17:36 < Milton_Friedman> DON'T GIVE UP WES
17:36 < Milton_Friedman> FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
17:36 -!- Milton_Friedman is now known as jaron
17:37 < Wes> but i want 1000 kg gf
17:37 -!- Wes is now known as bulgva
17:37 -!- bulgva is now known as bulgvar
17:40 < jaron> Is everything back to normal now?
17:41 < lunatic> congrats the log is 164KB
17:45 -!- Fish20 [~webchat@localhost] has joined #minecraft
17:50 < bulgvar> gtg bai
17:50 -!- bulgvar [~bulgvar@92-247-236-125.spectrumnet.bg] has quit ["Going offline, see ya! (www.adiirc.com)"]
17:52 < lunatic> bai
17:52 -!- jaron is now known as lunatiks
17:52 < lunatiks> FINGERS HURT BAWWWWW
17:52 -!- lunatiks is now known as jaron
17:52 < jaron> My fingers really do hurt though
17:52 < jaron> My acoustic is the only guitar that has all 6 functioning strings right now
17:56 < Fish20> school is boring.jpg
17:58 < lunatic> :(
17:58 < lunatic> Gonna go to sleep
17:58 < lunatic> mayb
17:59 -!- Silent_Cynic [~webchat@localhost] has quit [Ping timeout: 120 seconds]
18:11 < lunatic> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3TXeh_t23o&feature=related
18:14 < lunatic> sahodhglg
18:14 < lunatic> I should really go the fuck to sleep.
18:21 < lunatic> im tired
18:22 -!- HeartofShadows [~HeartofS@68.16.11.95] has quit [Client closed connection]
18:24 -!- Fish20 [~webchat@localhost] has quit ["Web client closed"]
18:30 -!- jaron [~webchat@localhost] has quit [Request too long]
18:31 -!- jaron [~webchat@localhost] has joined #minecraft
18:31 < jaron> The Gospel of Hip Hop: First Instrument, the first book from the I Am Hip Hop, is the philosophical masterwork of KRS ONE. Set in the format of the Christian Bible, this 800-plus-page opus is a life-guide manual for members of Hip Hop Kulture that combines classic philosophy with faith and practical knowledge for a fascinating, in-depth exploration of Hip Hop as a life path. Known as “The Teacha,” KRS ONE developed his unique
18:31 < jaron> outlook as a homeless teen in Brooklyn, New York, engaging his philosophy of self-creation to become one of the most respected emcees in Hip Hop history. Respected as Hip Hop’s true steward, KRS ONE painstakingly details the development of the culture and the ways in which we, as “Hiphoppas,” can and should preserve its future.

really long and signal to noise ratio is high but deal with it

sloth wrote:

Comfy does not provide challenge, challenge provides success, success provides happiness. Our world is not comfy, although we tried to make it so. Slaves of our own inventions, yada, yada. Not only on a technological level, also on a social and political level. Nothing more but apes. Apes with psychosomatic disorders.

Re: IRC logs 2.0

[19:26] == fanficbot [~webchat@localhost] has joined #minecraft
[19:26] <RAWN_PAW> Hey, fanficbot.
[19:26] <RAWN_PAW> Give us a reading of My Immortal.
[19:27] <fanficbot> So Anastasia and Christian fucked in the tub
[19:27] <fanficbot> but dey were fat
[19:27] <fanficbot> and den vampire pooped everywhere
[19:27] <fanficbot> the feces cascaded upon dracos face
[19:27] <fanficbot> and suddenly, a man in missile came
[19:27] <fanficbot> he had a deep voice, short black hair, and a trenchcoat!
[19:28] <fanficbot> that said what a shame on da back of it
[19:28] <fanficbot> IT WAS........ J.C. DENTON!
[19:28] <fanficbot> "jazzhands"
[19:29] <jaron> I don't understand.
[19:29] <RAWN_PAW> That's... Not My Immortal.
[19:30] <fanficbot> you will know get a JENSEN/PRITCHARD emotional pairing
[19:30] <fanficbot> Jensen walked into the Detroit headquarters of Sarif Industries
[19:30] <fanficbot> He knew who he had to see, to get the answers for his demise
[19:30] <fanficbot> for his love, for mankind's future
[19:31] <fanficbot> as jensen walked in, he noticed that david had installed a taco bell restaurant in the hq
[19:31] <fanficbot> despite being all kinds of robot, hunger still filled the void in the cyborg's heart
[19:31] <RAWN_PAW> What's the command to stop this?
[19:32] <fanficbot> he walked up to the waitress, and ordered a spicy chicken sandwich, in his deep, luscious masculine voice
[19:32] <jaron> gtfo spambot
[19:32] <jaron> Guess not
[19:32] <jaron> uh
[19:32] <jaron> stfu spambot
[19:32] <fanficbot> suddenly, pritchard came flyinmg out of the restrooms, smeared in shit
[19:32] <RAWN_PAW> STOP
[19:32] <fanficbot> he jumped on jensen, and jensen said "I asked for this".
[19:33] <SaintVicious> story time story time!
[19:33] <fanficbot> the missile launchers fired burritoes into pritchards gaping butthole
[19:33] <fanficbot> and jensen came everywhere, in an incessant and rude way
[19:34] <fanficbot> lying in eachothers arms, the boys of summer realized that what they wanted was only a few steps away
[19:34] <fanficbot> in the hopes and dreams of our lord and savior, jesus christ
[19:34] <fanficbot> along with mexican food
[19:34] <fanficbot> "oh jensen", sneered pritchard
[19:34] <fanficbot> "rub that soy sauce all over my body"
[19:35] <fanficbot> jensen howled in delight as he squirted all sorts of condiments over the emaciated body of his associate contemporary
[19:36] <fanficbot> "yes, adam, YES! YOU MUST BYPASS MY FIREWALLS! YES, INSERT YOUR DISK INTO MY PORT!"
[19:36] <fanficbot> the illuminati were dere, and cake was served as the cult masturbated to adam and frank's night of passion
[19:37] <fanficbot> by now, belltower soldiers were streaming into the halls, and eliza was there, interviewing them
[19:37] <RAWN_PAW> HELP
[19:37] <RAWN_PAW> Dammit, what commands do you have?
[19:37] <RAWN_PAW> Any to stop?
[19:37] <fanficbot> the amount of bodies cracked the floor, and the all fell into the centre of the earth
[19:37] <jaron> lunatic
[19:37] <jaron> lunatic
[19:37] <jaron> lunatic
[19:37] <jaron> lunatic
[19:37] <jaron> lunatic
[19:37] <jaron> lunatic
[19:38] <fanficbot> but adam saved pritchard, and they flew to the moon
[19:38] <fanficbot> where they snuggled into the dust, and made bittersweet love
[19:38] <fanficbot> the earth was a churning ball of fire, with satan and his cronies runnng amongst detroit's streets
[19:38] <fanficbot> but dey didn't care
[19:39] <fanficbot> out of adam's robotic anus squirmed a latino baby, who he named chase
[19:39] <fanficbot> and a mixture of semen, diarrheah and blood poured across the oceans of the moon
[19:39] <fanficbot> the end

I am not attracted to the right angles or to the straight line, hard and inflexible, created by man. I am attracted to free-flowing, sensual curves. The curves that I find in the mountains of my country, in the sinuousness of its rivers, in the waves of the ocean and on the body of a beloved woman... - Oscar Niemeyer

http://i.imgur.com/sWe0ITL.jpg?2

Re: IRC logs 2.0

Maelstrom wrote:

[19:26] == fanficbot [~webchat@localhost] has joined #minecraft
[19:26] <RAWN_PAW> Hey, fanficbot.
[19:26] <RAWN_PAW> Give us a reading of My Immortal.
[19:27] <fanficbot> So Anastasia and Christian fucked in the tub
[19:27] <fanficbot> but dey were fat
[19:27] <fanficbot> and den vampire pooped everywhere
[19:27] <fanficbot> the feces cascaded upon dracos face
[19:27] <fanficbot> and suddenly, a man in missile came
[19:27] <fanficbot> he had a deep voice, short black hair, and a trenchcoat!
[19:28] <fanficbot> that said what a shame on da back of it
[19:28] <fanficbot> IT WAS........ J.C. DENTON!
[19:28] <fanficbot> "jazzhands"
[19:29] <jaron> I don't understand.
[19:29] <RAWN_PAW> That's... Not My Immortal.
[19:30] <fanficbot> you will know get a JENSEN/PRITCHARD emotional pairing
[19:30] <fanficbot> Jensen walked into the Detroit headquarters of Sarif Industries
[19:30] <fanficbot> He knew who he had to see, to get the answers for his demise
[19:30] <fanficbot> for his love, for mankind's future
[19:31] <fanficbot> as jensen walked in, he noticed that david had installed a taco bell restaurant in the hq
[19:31] <fanficbot> despite being all kinds of robot, hunger still filled the void in the cyborg's heart
[19:31] <RAWN_PAW> What's the command to stop this?
[19:32] <fanficbot> he walked up to the waitress, and ordered a spicy chicken sandwich, in his deep, luscious masculine voice
[19:32] <jaron> gtfo spambot
[19:32] <jaron> Guess not
[19:32] <jaron> uh
[19:32] <jaron> stfu spambot
[19:32] <fanficbot> suddenly, pritchard came flyinmg out of the restrooms, smeared in shit
[19:32] <RAWN_PAW> STOP
[19:32] <fanficbot> he jumped on jensen, and jensen said "I asked for this".
[19:33] <SaintVicious> story time story time!
[19:33] <fanficbot> the missile launchers fired burritoes into pritchards gaping butthole
[19:33] <fanficbot> and jensen came everywhere, in an incessant and rude way
[19:34] <fanficbot> lying in eachothers arms, the boys of summer realized that what they wanted was only a few steps away
[19:34] <fanficbot> in the hopes and dreams of our lord and savior, jesus christ
[19:34] <fanficbot> along with mexican food
[19:34] <fanficbot> "oh jensen", sneered pritchard
[19:34] <fanficbot> "rub that soy sauce all over my body"
[19:35] <fanficbot> jensen howled in delight as he squirted all sorts of condiments over the emaciated body of his associate contemporary
[19:36] <fanficbot> "yes, adam, YES! YOU MUST BYPASS MY FIREWALLS! YES, INSERT YOUR DISK INTO MY PORT!"
[19:36] <fanficbot> the illuminati were dere, and cake was served as the cult masturbated to adam and frank's night of passion
[19:37] <fanficbot> by now, belltower soldiers were streaming into the halls, and eliza was there, interviewing them
[19:37] <RAWN_PAW> HELP
[19:37] <RAWN_PAW> Dammit, what commands do you have?
[19:37] <RAWN_PAW> Any to stop?
[19:37] <fanficbot> the amount of bodies cracked the floor, and the all fell into the centre of the earth
[19:37] <jaron> lunatic
[19:37] <jaron> lunatic
[19:37] <jaron> lunatic
[19:37] <jaron> lunatic
[19:37] <jaron> lunatic
[19:37] <jaron> lunatic
[19:38] <fanficbot> but adam saved pritchard, and they flew to the moon
[19:38] <fanficbot> where they snuggled into the dust, and made bittersweet love
[19:38] <fanficbot> the earth was a churning ball of fire, with satan and his cronies runnng amongst detroit's streets
[19:38] <fanficbot> but dey didn't care
[19:39] <fanficbot> out of adam's robotic anus squirmed a latino baby, who he named chase
[19:39] <fanficbot> and a mixture of semen, diarrheah and blood poured across the oceans of the moon
[19:39] <fanficbot> the end

Cool story bro.

"There's no 'I' in 'Team'". Yeah, but there is a "Me" in "Team" spelled backwards!

Re: IRC logs 2.0

[11:18:01] <araby_> ill ban your ip
[11:18:05] <araby_> i wont
[11:18:07] <bulgvar> no pls ;(
[11:18:07] <araby_> ill ban u
[11:18:11] * araby_ sets mode: +v bulgvar
[11:18:17] <araby_> you cant speak
[11:18:20] <bulgvar> shit i'm banned
[11:18:24] <bulgvar> LOLOLO

Kneel down to me, pathetic mortals.

Re: IRC logs 2.0

^Your IP is now banned motherfucker. How do you like it?

http://i50.tinypic.com/10cuebp.png

Re: IRC logs 2.0

anonymousanonymous wrote:

^Your IP is now banned motherfucker. How do you like it?

oh shit araby super haxor


btw

WHY ARE YOU NOT GONE YET?

Re: IRC logs 2.0

anonymousanonymous wrote:

^Your IP is now banned motherfucker. How do you like it?

haxor boy please don't infiltrate my data

Kneel down to me, pathetic mortals.

Re: IRC logs 2.0

^Lol

http://i50.tinypic.com/10cuebp.png

Re: IRC logs 2.0

[15:01] <vivi> arabi
[15:01] <kldgdf> lol
[15:01] <vivi> do you wanna play a fun game
[15:01] <bulgy> it's a joke you dumb shit
[15:01] <kldgdf> I'm not stupid
[15:01] <kldgdf> no vivi i dont
[15:01] <bulgy> no you're not stupid
[15:01] <bulgy> you're super stupid
[15:01] <bulgy> ultra
[15:01] <bulgy> giga
[15:01] <bulgy> mega
[15:01] <bulgy> stupid
[15:02] <vivi> why dont you wanna play my fun game
[15:02] <kldgdf> no
[15:02] <vivi> :(
[15:02] <kldgdf> bcoz i don't trust sharmutas

Re: IRC logs 2.0

[15:27] <hihihellohello_> plz Is shorter than please, so no.

Re: IRC logs 2.0

-23:41- ~s~ Reptile > (~webchat@localhost) has joined #minecraft
-23:41- :        Absent : And why the fuck is "I wish you a merry christmas" playing?
-23:41- :       Reptile : Hello
-23:41- :       Reptile : I'm A Reptile
-23:42- :       Reptile : Absent
-23:42- :       Reptile : hello
-23:42- ~s~ Reptile < (~webchat@localhost) has left #minecraft []
-23:42- :       Reptile : bye
-23:42- :        Absent : How does one do so much as to say bye after they leave?

sloth wrote:

Comfy does not provide challenge, challenge provides success, success provides happiness. Our world is not comfy, although we tried to make it so. Slaves of our own inventions, yada, yada. Not only on a technological level, also on a social and political level. Nothing more but apes. Apes with psychosomatic disorders.

Re: IRC logs 2.0

Normally, I don't like self quotes, but...

<RAWN_PAW> I think something's seriously fucked up when, after hearing several large bangs, possibly gunshots, and what I think is screaming, my only impulse is to talk about it on IRC.

Re: IRC logs 2.0

[07:46] == sddsasdsad [~webchat@localhost] has joined #minecraft
[07:46] <sddsasdsad> hi
[07:47] <fish> no
[07:48] <fish> pls go
[07:48] <sddsasdsad> How are you?
[07:48] <fish> hungry my food is too hot
[07:48] <sddsasdsad> When does Wes come on IRC?
[07:48] <fish> when you leave
[07:48] <sddsasdsad> put ur food in the freezer for a little bit
[07:48] <fish> no
[07:49] <sddsasdsad> then it get colder
[07:49] <fish> there is no room
[07:49] <fish> i can wait
[07:49] <sddsasdsad> oh
[07:49] <sddsasdsad> just put ketchup on it
[07:49] <sddsasdsad> or some sauce
[07:49] <fish> what its soup
[07:49] <sddsasdsad> oh
[07:49] <sddsasdsad> then i don't know
[07:49] <fish> LOL
[07:50] <fish> LOL
[07:50] <fish> LOL go
[07:50] <sddsasdsad> what is so funny?
[07:50] <fish> you saying i should put ketchup in soup
[07:50] <fish> LOL
[07:50] <sddsasdsad> I thought it was normal food
[07:50] <fish> out
[07:51] <sddsasdsad> not soup
[07:51] <fish> out

There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

Re: IRC logs 2.0

Just to set the record straight, I wasn't there; my grammar is in fact perfect.

Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.

Re: IRC logs 2.0

-16:34- :        Asdufo : I see you.
-16:34- :        Asdufo : I log you!
-16:34- :        Asdufo : I watch you...
-16:34- :          vivi : asdufo is scary
-16:34- :          vivi : gtfo spambot
-16:34- :        Asdufo : vivi my  name is bolo santosi
-16:34- :        Asdufo : ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO CONTINUE?
-16:34- :          vivi : yes
-16:34- :        Asdufo : sorry :(
-16:35- :          vivi : gtfo spambot
-16:35- :        Asdufo : vivi my  name is bolo santosi
-16:35- :        Asdufo : ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO CONTINUE?
-16:35- :          vivi : YES
-16:35- :        Asdufo : sorry :(
-16:35- :          vivi : gtfo spambot
-16:35- :        Asdufo : vivi my  name is bolo santosi
-16:35- :        Asdufo : ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO CONTINUE?
-16:35- :       lunatic@: yh!
-16:35- ~s~ Asdufo < (~Asdufo@evil-frankie) has quit [":("]
-16:35- :          vivi : yes
-16:35- :          vivi : oh

sloth wrote:

Comfy does not provide challenge, challenge provides success, success provides happiness. Our world is not comfy, although we tried to make it so. Slaves of our own inventions, yada, yada. Not only on a technological level, also on a social and political level. Nothing more but apes. Apes with psychosomatic disorders.

Re: IRC logs 2.0

-17:47- :      RAWN_PAW : Someone called up the director and read the Navy Seals Gorilla Warfare creepypasta.
-17:47- :      RAWN_PAW : Nightline took it seriously and played it on-air.
-17:47- :      RAWN_PAW : Shane Dawson also said /b/ was like the internet Illuminati and some sort of secret club.
-17:48- :          vivi : whats navy seals gorilla warfare and whats nightline
-17:48- :HeartofShadows : goddamn newfags
-17:50- :      RAWN_PAW : You know, What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch?
-17:50- :HeartofShadows : talking about shane
-17:50- :HeartofShadows : dog
-17:50- :HeartofShadows : he went on tv
-17:50- :HeartofShadows : and broke rules 1 and 2
-17:51- :      RAWN_PAW : You take this shit too seriously, HoS.
-17:52- :HeartofShadows : rawn_paw: I was teasing nigga :D

sloth wrote:

Comfy does not provide challenge, challenge provides success, success provides happiness. Our world is not comfy, although we tried to make it so. Slaves of our own inventions, yada, yada. Not only on a technological level, also on a social and political level. Nothing more but apes. Apes with psychosomatic disorders.

Re: IRC logs 2.0

-20:42- :          vivi : if i stick my earbuds up my nose and open my mouth my head works as a speaker
-20:42- :          vivi : neat huh

sloth wrote:

Comfy does not provide challenge, challenge provides success, success provides happiness. Our world is not comfy, although we tried to make it so. Slaves of our own inventions, yada, yada. Not only on a technological level, also on a social and political level. Nothing more but apes. Apes with psychosomatic disorders.

Re: IRC logs 2.0

lol woman and technology

Re: IRC logs 2.0

SaintVicious wrote:

lol woman and technology

ahahahaha
hahaha

women and technology jokes hahhahaah they're totally not old

sloth wrote:

Comfy does not provide challenge, challenge provides success, success provides happiness. Our world is not comfy, although we tried to make it so. Slaves of our own inventions, yada, yada. Not only on a technological level, also on a social and political level. Nothing more but apes. Apes with psychosomatic disorders.

Re: IRC logs 2.0

Lunatic wrote:
SaintVicious wrote:

lol woman and technology

ahahahaha
hahaha

women and technology jokes hahhahaah they're totally not old

Well, they are old, but they're based on something. I would like women to be more interested in technology, but offering them incentives their male counterparts don't get is not the way to do it.

Re: IRC logs 2.0

[22:02] <[4r4b7[-mobile> how r u?
[22:02] <[4r4b7[-mobile> skool is shit.
[22:02] <[4r4b7[-mobile> i wrot 'fuk school' on the toilet

Re: IRC logs 2.0

[22:09] <Silent_Cynic> game
[22:09] <Silent_Cynic> WHY DOES IT IGNORE ME
[22:09] <Silent_Cynic> FUCK YOU ALL
[22:09] <Silent_Cynic> GO DIE