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#1 2018-04-22 18:29:42

RuSki-1337
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Posts: 6

Mah First Time

Please be gentle :3

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#2 2018-04-22 21:41:48

Obscured
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Registered: 2014-11-29
Posts: 639

Re: Mah First Time

Are you Russian? I don't like russians.


possessed by the sweaty grip of the moron

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#3 2018-04-23 02:54:30

Fish20
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From: crabgrass
Registered: 2012-06-11
Posts: 4,594
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Re: Mah First Time

fuck you


There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

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sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

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everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

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she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

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#4 2018-04-23 16:27:46

absentinsomniac
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Registered: 2012-06-09
Posts: 16,780

Re: Mah First Time

so where did you take it


Fucc

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#5 2018-04-23 21:35:25

sloth
WITNESS ME
From: Spurdoland
Registered: 2012-06-17
Posts: 7,868

Re: Mah First Time

Obscured wrote:

Are you Russian? I don't like russians.

Me neither.

Edit: Русские - нечеловеческие и плохие друзья. Вот что говорит мне мой опыт. Я тоже не говорю по-русски. Are you any different?

Last edited by sloth (2018-04-23 21:47:26)


Hindsight is always 20/20.

God wrote:

A surprising amount of insight can be gleamed from sitting on the toilet. More concerning, however, is the amount of nostalgia. neutral

When in doubt, move north. God bless suomi.

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#6 2018-04-29 11:43:16

RuSki-1337
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Registered: 2018-04-22
Posts: 6

Re: Mah First Time

sloth wrote:
Obscured wrote:

Are you Russian? I don't like russians.

Me neither.

Edit: Русские - нечеловеческие и плохие друзья. Вот что говорит мне мой опыт. Я тоже не говорю по-русски. Are you any different?

haha nice use of the google translator. I only understand and talk a little from my ruski comrades.

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#7 2018-04-29 19:10:35

sloth
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From: Spurdoland
Registered: 2012-06-17
Posts: 7,868

Re: Mah First Time

Ruskis are not comrades. They are backstabbing traitors.


Hindsight is always 20/20.

God wrote:

A surprising amount of insight can be gleamed from sitting on the toilet. More concerning, however, is the amount of nostalgia. neutral

When in doubt, move north. God bless suomi.

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#8 2018-04-29 21:42:08

Sharpie
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Registered: 2012-06-09
Posts: 4,466

Re: Mah First Time

It's no fun if it's gentle tho :c

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#9 2018-04-29 23:03:53

sloth
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From: Spurdoland
Registered: 2012-06-17
Posts: 7,868

Re: Mah First Time

Sharpie wrote:

It's no fun if it's gentle tho :c

Don't make me stab you back there. Non gently.


Hindsight is always 20/20.

God wrote:

A surprising amount of insight can be gleamed from sitting on the toilet. More concerning, however, is the amount of nostalgia. neutral

When in doubt, move north. God bless suomi.

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#10 2018-04-30 01:02:20

Sharpie
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Registered: 2012-06-09
Posts: 4,466

Re: Mah First Time

sloth wrote:
Sharpie wrote:

It's no fun if it's gentle tho :c

Don't make me stab you back there. Non gently.


Ohh please do(;

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#11 2018-05-01 00:00:09

sloth
WITNESS ME
From: Spurdoland
Registered: 2012-06-17
Posts: 7,868

Re: Mah First Time

Somebodies got a rape fetish, eh?


Hindsight is always 20/20.

God wrote:

A surprising amount of insight can be gleamed from sitting on the toilet. More concerning, however, is the amount of nostalgia. neutral

When in doubt, move north. God bless suomi.

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#12 2018-05-01 05:21:09

Sharpie
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Registered: 2012-06-09
Posts: 4,466

Re: Mah First Time

How'd you know O_o

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#13 2018-05-01 10:14:20

sloth
WITNESS ME
From: Spurdoland
Registered: 2012-06-17
Posts: 7,868

Re: Mah First Time

Extrapolation of data points.


Hindsight is always 20/20.

God wrote:

A surprising amount of insight can be gleamed from sitting on the toilet. More concerning, however, is the amount of nostalgia. neutral

When in doubt, move north. God bless suomi.

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#14 2018-05-11 01:50:19

The
He's Back
From: In Your Head
Registered: 2012-08-13
Posts: 1,293

Re: Mah First Time

I fucking hate you kys

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