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#1 2015-10-28 15:44:53

TheWake
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moral foundations test

http://www.celebritytypes.com/morality/6/test.php

Social scientists such as Ravi Iyer and Jonathan Haidt argue that there are substantial variations in human morality and that these differences influence not just a person's decision making and reasoning processes but also their political outlook. In recent years, researchers and scholars from all over the world have converged on the framework on Moral Foundations Theory in an attempt to explain these individual differences, as well as to make sense of the many instances of moral outrage and offense that are increasingly seen in public debate. By drawing on findings from their research, this test aims to give you your scores according to the Moral Foundations framework.

My results:

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Interestingly, my care result is significantly higher than the profile of most other "libertarians."


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#2 2015-10-28 16:36:37

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Re: moral foundations test

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I don't give a fuck about your feelings.

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#3 2015-10-28 16:57:41

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Re: moral foundations test

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#4 2015-10-28 18:28:18

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Re: moral foundations test

bar.php?s1=23&s2=23&s3=16&s4=12&s5=7&s6=30

pie.php?s1=23&s2=23&s3=16&s4=12&s5=7&s6=30


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#5 2015-10-28 18:55:10

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Re: moral foundations test

Why don't they just fucking ask the questions instead of wrapping them in thinly veiled stories.


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#6 2015-10-28 19:05:33

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Re: moral foundations test

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#7 2015-10-28 19:08:01

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Re: moral foundations test

too long


sloth wrote:

Comfy does not provide challenge, challenge provides success, success provides happiness. Our world is not comfy, although we tried to make it so. Slaves of our own inventions, yada, yada. Not only on a technological level, also on a social and political level. Nothing more but apes. Apes with psychosomatic disorders.

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#8 2015-10-28 20:24:35

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Re: moral foundations test

Apparently I'm closest to a left-liberal. Nothing I didn't know before :).

bar.php?s1=20&s2=35&s3=23&s4=9&s5=9&s6=25
pie.php?s1=20&s2=35&s3=23&s4=9&s5=9&s6=25


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#9 2015-10-28 20:49:33

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Re: moral foundations test

The stories fuck up my results, probably, because situational and instance happenings usually don't translate into political position on legislation for me. Plus I start filling in the story via probability when it's probably meant as extremes.


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#10 2015-10-28 22:20:15

SaintVicious
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Re: moral foundations test

look at you bitch ass niggas caring for people.

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#11 2015-10-28 23:28:41

TheWake
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Re: moral foundations test

SaintVicious wrote:

look at you bitch ass niggas caring for people.

I'm pretty sure your profile hints strongly that you could be classified as having some type of personality disorder.


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#12 2015-10-29 00:19:42

loon_attic
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Re: moral foundations test

Fine, I took your stupid 36 question test thing.

While on a live on-air tv show, a man kills a baby rabbit with a knife.

A pair of parents read about the exotic delicacies of Africa and the Far East. In the coming week, they serve dog meat to their children.

I laughed and cranked up the slider all the way to OK. Most of the other ones were on the center or slightly bad.

A new action figure becomes all the rage among the boys in Timmy's class. When Timmy's parents get to the store, they buy all of the action figures for Timmy, leaving none for the other children.

lol who cares about some stupid action figure
what shit stories, of course i'm not gonna give a fuck
even thinking of food or something... eh... doesn't make sense


Your scores are:

    Care 52.8%Fairness 63.9%
    Loyalty 41.7%Authority 47.2%
    Purity 38.9%Liberty 69.4%

Your strongest moral foundation is Liberty.
Your morality is closest to that of a Libertarian.


blargh
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authority is too damn high


sloth wrote:

Comfy does not provide challenge, challenge provides success, success provides happiness. Our world is not comfy, although we tried to make it so. Slaves of our own inventions, yada, yada. Not only on a technological level, also on a social and political level. Nothing more but apes. Apes with psychosomatic disorders.

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#13 2015-10-29 00:29:24

brainiac3397
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Registered: 2013-12-20
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Re: moral foundations test

loon_attic wrote:

Fine, I took your stupid 36 question test thing.

While on a live on-air tv show, a man kills a baby rabbit with a knife.

A pair of parents read about the exotic delicacies of Africa and the Far East. In the coming week, they serve dog meat to their children.

I laughed and cranked up the slider all the way to OK. Most of the other ones were on the center or slightly bad.

A new action figure becomes all the rage among the boys in Timmy's class. When Timmy's parents get to the store, they buy all of the action figures for Timmy, leaving none for the other children.

lol who cares about some stupid action figure
what shit stories, of course i'm not gonna give a fuck
even thinking of food or something... eh... doesn't make sense


Your scores are:

    Care 52.8%Fairness 63.9%
    Loyalty 41.7%Authority 47.2%
    Purity 38.9%Liberty 69.4%

Your strongest moral foundation is Liberty.
Your morality is closest to that of a Libertarian.


blargh
k
authority is too damn high

You're clearly a dom.


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^^ funny
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#14 2015-10-29 00:32:04

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Re: moral foundations test

I put a bunch of them in the center because I didn't see any moral decision making going on in them. Like the store is going to get more fucking shit in stock obviously what, the only reason it might be morally bad is because they're fucking spoiling their kid, but I guarantee the psychologists who made this quiz were not going that far with it. If they were then they're retarded.


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#15 2015-10-29 00:35:13

brainiac3397
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Re: moral foundations test

They need a neutral "who gives a freaking damn" option.


"Creepy crazy fucking idiot Nr. 873894532"-aCol

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^^ funny
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#16 2015-10-29 02:39:59

Green1
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Re: moral foundations test

Coming to a Kronos or Brass Ring HR software near you.

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#17 2015-10-29 03:12:22

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Re: moral foundations test

I left most of mine in the center because I really don't care. For the action figure thing I put slightly bad because no one needs another spoiled brat roaming around but meh

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#18 2015-10-29 03:15:58

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Re: moral foundations test

TheWake wrote:

http://www.celebritytypes.com/morality/6/test.php

Social scientists such as Ravi Iyer and Jonathan Haidt argue that there are substantial variations in human morality and that these differences influence not just a person's decision making and reasoning processes but also their political outlook. In recent years, researchers and scholars from all over the world have converged on the framework on Moral Foundations Theory in an attempt to explain these individual differences, as well as to make sense of the many instances of moral outrage and offense that are increasingly seen in public debate. By drawing on findings from their research, this test aims to give you your scores according to the Moral Foundations framework.

I think you meant to say social "scientists".


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#19 2015-10-29 03:43:54

TheWake
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Re: moral foundations test

Marvelous Mister Nigel wrote:
TheWake wrote:

http://www.celebritytypes.com/morality/6/test.php

Social scientists such as Ravi Iyer and Jonathan Haidt argue that there are substantial variations in human morality and that these differences influence not just a person's decision making and reasoning processes but also their political outlook. In recent years, researchers and scholars from all over the world have converged on the framework on Moral Foundations Theory in an attempt to explain these individual differences, as well as to make sense of the many instances of moral outrage and offense that are increasingly seen in public debate. By drawing on findings from their research, this test aims to give you your scores according to the Moral Foundations framework.

I think you meant to say social "scientists".

Hey, I'm quoting them!


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#20 2015-10-29 03:44:28

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Re: moral foundations test

Marvelous Mister Nigel wrote:
TheWake wrote:

http://www.celebritytypes.com/morality/6/test.php

Social scientists such as Ravi Iyer and Jonathan Haidt argue that there are substantial variations in human morality and that these differences influence not just a person's decision making and reasoning processes but also their political outlook. In recent years, researchers and scholars from all over the world have converged on the framework on Moral Foundations Theory in an attempt to explain these individual differences, as well as to make sense of the many instances of moral outrage and offense that are increasingly seen in public debate. By drawing on findings from their research, this test aims to give you your scores according to the Moral Foundations framework.

I think you meant to say social "scientists".

I am a social "engineer", if they are scientists.

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#21 2015-10-29 04:07:29

Marvelous Superior Lord
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Re: moral foundations test

Hamish Howl wrote:
Marvelous Mister Nigel wrote:
TheWake wrote:

http://www.celebritytypes.com/morality/6/test.php

Social scientists such as Ravi Iyer and Jonathan Haidt argue that there are substantial variations in human morality and that these differences influence not just a person's decision making and reasoning processes but also their political outlook. In recent years, researchers and scholars from all over the world have converged on the framework on Moral Foundations Theory in an attempt to explain these individual differences, as well as to make sense of the many instances of moral outrage and offense that are increasingly seen in public debate. By drawing on findings from their research, this test aims to give you your scores according to the Moral Foundations framework.

I think you meant to say social "scientists".

I am a social "engineer", if they are scientists.

You're more of a social engineer than they are scientists.


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#22 2015-10-29 04:12:12

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Re: moral foundations test

stop hacking me


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#23 2015-10-29 15:48:04

Hamish Howl
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Re: moral foundations test

Marvelous Mister Nigel wrote:

You're more of a social engineer than they are scientists.

Well, yes.  When people can't deal with their obligations, I redesign their knees.

It occurs to me that I may in fact be the perfect libertarian.

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#24 2015-10-29 17:52:21

SaintVicious
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Re: moral foundations test

TheWake wrote:
SaintVicious wrote:

look at you bitch ass niggas caring for people.

I'm pretty sure your profile hints strongly that you could be classified as having some type of personality disorder.

Yes I'm clinically a sociopath, and not the crawling in my skin sometimes I'm mean type.

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#25 2015-10-29 18:15:41

TheWake
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From: Yankee-Occupied South
Registered: 2012-06-09
Posts: 8,272

Re: moral foundations test

SaintVicious wrote:
TheWake wrote:
SaintVicious wrote:

look at you bitch ass niggas caring for people.

I'm pretty sure your profile hints strongly that you could be classified as having some type of personality disorder.

Yes I'm clinically a sociopath, and not the crawling in my skin sometimes I'm mean type.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E[/video]


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