Topic: You can morph into any object, how do you go about killing Obama?
Rules:
* You start off with absolutely nothing and you have to make it to D.C. from wherever you are currently located.
* You can't morph into nothing fictitious, only realistic, man-made objects.
* You can only morph into one object at a time, meaning if you wanted to change into another object you'd have to turn back into a person then morph into that object
* To make this a bit challenging you can't morph into any combat vehicle. This includes tanks, jets, helicopters and armored vehicles.
* You can only kill the president. No side casualties at all (so you might want to rethink your plan about changing into a bomb or poisonous gas.)
* You lose if you get arrested, die/get killed, or if someone sees you morph.