You can morph into any object, how do you go about killing Obama?

Derchin · 2016-03-31 05:42:05

Rules:

* You start off with absolutely nothing and you have to make it to D.C. from wherever you are currently located.

* You can't morph into nothing fictitious, only realistic, man-made objects.

* You can only morph into one object at a time, meaning if you wanted to change into another object you'd have to turn back into a person then morph into that object

* To make this a bit challenging you can't morph into any combat vehicle. This includes tanks, jets, helicopters and armored vehicles.

* You can only kill the president. No side casualties at all (so you might want to rethink your plan about changing into a bomb or poisonous gas.)

* You lose if you get arrested, die/get killed, or if someone sees you morph.

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loon_attic · 2016-03-31 06:43:39

a fucking mosquito with like ebola or whatever, easy
to get there i'd morph into a... maybe a raven, idk. an eagle? but they're rather constrained in range and give too much attention.

loon_attic · 2016-03-31 07:12:10

inb4 fbi raid

sloth · 2016-03-31 09:05:43

A plane. A plane is not excluded from the list. I'd morph into an airliner and fly to America. There I would morph back when everybody left me (sure would have a lot of people inside me, which is pretty gay). Now I could go on as a bird, since I have land, and where there is land there is water and food and resting places. I'd fly to the white house. Then I'd morph into a paper and fly across the room, cutting obamas pulse line at the neck in the progress.

Easy.

Or I could morph into a submarine, but I'm afraid of the ocean at some point, for unknown dangers lurk below.

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loon_attic · 2016-03-31 10:02:19

i could morph into a plane but then I would arouse all sorts of fucking attention from radars and flight control and i could get shot down if i flew into some area that was government something

there's gotta be some bird that can fly better and for longer distances than ravens and still be common and not easy prey?

You can only morph into one object at a time, meaning if you wanted to change into another object you'd have to turn back into a person then morph into that object

And how long does it take to morph? If it's just a picosecond I don't see how that latter sentence is relevant, except if stuck in a small space or something. and changing size so quickly would create quite the shockwave...

On Winter, I could ironically be a bald eagle. Their range spans all the US then... apparently

sloth · 2016-03-31 10:43:49

Thats why you morph into a plane that looks like a scheduled flight, dummy.

TheWake · 2016-03-31 16:42:28

can you have an accomplice?

brainiac3397 · 2016-03-31 17:00:55

Train to DC. Become bird at night. Land tree, become squirrel(in safe location), approach the building by climbing it(cause squirrels can climb), find an opening, turn into a fly, land on wall and wait till coast clear, turn into a college book with the name of one of the president's daughter in it. Wait paitently till someone drops me off in their bedroom, wait coast clear, stand on a table, turn into a pen, wait till night and everyone sleep, turn into human, become a venemous snake, bite obama, slither into a closet or something, turn into a fly, fly out, become bird again, get to safe location, become human, then take train back home.

But I wouldn't want to kill Obama cause I like Obama. I'd just steal his presidential pen.

V.R. · 2016-03-31 20:58:00

brainiac3397 wrote:

I like Obama.

Absolutely undialectical, comrade.

Fish20 · 2016-03-31 21:03:20

Take train to DC, turn into fly, go to White House, turn into top secret important paper, before he comes in turn into fly again and go under desk turn back into a person then into a mine when he comes in it will go off when he sits down

loon_attic · 2016-04-01 00:02:13

V.R. wrote:

brainiac3397 wrote:
I like Obama.
Absolutely undialectical, comrade.

OBAMA SI, CASTRO NO
REMOVE COMMIE

loon_attic · 2016-04-01 00:04:41

sloth wrote:

Thats why you morph into a plane that looks like a scheduled flight, dummy.

dem peaches if you just hav epeaches and it's just peaches and cream all the time, it'd just be a dessert ya dumbo

loon_attic · 2016-04-01 00:45:18

k it's your funeral as a blown up plane, or maybe you'll somehow manage to understand the cunts on the radio and all that shit

brainiac3397 · 2016-04-01 03:34:49

Fish20 wrote:

Take train to DC, turn into fly, go to White House, turn into top secret important paper, before he comes in turn into fly again and go under desk turn back into a person then into a mine when he comes in it will go off when he sits down

It'd be a damn shame if they realize you're a duplicate and decide to shred you.

Derchin · 2016-04-01 03:51:18

You guys know animals aren't man made right?

TheWake · 2016-04-01 05:52:42

If I could have an accomplice I'd morph into a really good sniper rifle and then let him shoot the president somewhere and then morph back so there's no murder weapon.

Derchin · 2016-04-01 06:27:47

God wrote:

>morph into cloned sheep
>I am a man-made animal

Let's get around that by saying nothing biological, period.

Fish20 · 2016-04-01 19:55:45

brainiac3397 wrote:

Fish20 wrote:
Take train to DC, turn into fly, go to White House, turn into top secret important paper, before he comes in turn into fly again and go under desk turn back into a person then into a mine when he comes in it will go off when he sits down
It'd be a damn shame if they realize you're a duplicate and decide to shred you.

Nah it'd be a fake top secret paper. Like one that says like fake reports of nuclear launch plans or some shit that is sooo important

brainiac3397 · 2016-04-01 20:28:09

If man made then I'd obviously morph into Obama. It takes a man to make a man(and woman)

RammsteinFearFactory · 2016-04-03 02:18:49

Hijack presidential car, morph into presidential car, park in its space, take Obama for a joyride next time he needs to use that car.

Green1 · 2016-04-03 02:26:43

Sneak in. Morph into the Nuclear Football.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_football

absentinsomniac · 2016-04-03 02:27:27

imblygating they let Obama drive

brainiac3397 · 2016-04-03 02:39:08

Green1 wrote:

Sneak in. Morph into the Nuclear Football.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_football

Hrm kinky eh? Like having men handcuff you and put you on their laps?

Green1 · 2016-04-03 05:26:27

brainiac3397 wrote:

Green1 wrote:
Sneak in. Morph into the Nuclear Football.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_football
Hrm kinky eh? Like having men handcuff you and put you on their laps?

Well, it is an object most of his inner circle would see near him.

Unless the aides look at the hidden stash of Presidential porn in there and have it in the lap naked.

Don't ask, Don't tell.

Jop · 2016-04-03 11:06:55

Fish20 wrote:

then into a mine when he comes in it will go off when he sits down

But then you are dead too

Dank n Edgy

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