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Foreign policy towards:
European Union (Excluding United Kingdom): too many refugees
United Kingdom: nanny state. Oh wait, if I had an all-powerful empire, are you asking what my foreign policy would be? I'd ignore the UK I guess. Free trade with them or whatever.
Israel: ignore
Palestine: lol cunts. maybe i should take over their country and force them to have better life quality
Saudi Arabia: tell them they're shit because they are and if they wanna go to war so be it
Iran: above
Iraq: above sort of
Canada: they're ok i guess
Mexico: too many cartels and crime
North Korea: fucking commies
South Korea: bunch of shallow overachievers

Opinions on mainstream parties:
Democratic: meh. bunch of corrupt sold-outs as well.
Republican: dumb ass puritans who want to get in my bedroom and support corporatism, hurting the general populace.
Libertarian: i dunno

Opinions on minor parties:
Green: fagets
Constitution: i don't know, likely fagets
Socialist: fagets
Communist: fagets
Worker's World: fagets
Pirate: good i guess
Reform: what the fuck why would you call your party this. YEAH WE WANNA CHANGE THINGS
Canary: cheep cheep

Opinions on mainstream political ideologies:
American liberalism: fagets
Social democracy: may be ok
Conservatism: fagets
Libertarianism: eh
Nationalism: meh

Opinions on minor political ideologies:
Green politics: okay
Socialism, democratic: too many taxes, too much state power, but okay
Socialism, Marxist/revolutionary: bleh shit
Trotskyism: dunno
Maoism: Go fuck yourself with a dagger if you support this, you stupid fucking crazy totalitarian-supporting murderous fuck
Marxist-Leninist: Go fuck yourself with a dagger if you support this, you stupid fucking crazy totalitarian-supporting murderous fuck
Juche: Go fuck yourself with a dagger if you support this, you stupid fucking crazy totalitarian-supporting murderous fuck
Fascism: Go fuck yourself with a dagger if you support this, you stupid fucking crazy totalitarian-supporting murderous fuck
Pirate politics: lol
Green politics: I support conservation of the environment and regulation and punishment of corporations stupidly fucking shit up.
Anarchism: Will inevitable (d)evolve into some form of guvmint or mob/militia rule, tribes except in hunter-gatherer "societies" or with lower population

Opinions on candidates of the last presidential election:
Barack Obama (Democrat): bleh, just a puppet
Mitt Romney (Republican): cunt ass
Gary Johnson (Libertarian): dunno
Jill Stein (Green): supports increased gun control i guess so nah, may have the possibility of being a decent president compared to the rest of these clowns

That's not what corporatism means, Lunba.

Foreign policy towards:
European Union (Excluding United Kingdom): Union of capitalist states, nothing more to say than fuck it.
United Kingdom: Remove crumpet
Israel: [Comment redacted by JIDF]
Palestine: [Comment redacted by JIDF]
Saudi Arabia: Slaughter the entire Saudi royal family
Iran: Shit, but  I'd also be more comfortable with Iran having nukes than any of the countries that actually posses them.
Canada: Would be better if every WASP was put in a concentration camp
Mexico: Genuine Mexican food is bretty good. PRI needs to fucking die though
North Korea: Best Korea
South Korea: Worst Korea

Opinions on mainstream parties:
Democratic: Firing squad
Republican: Firing squad
Libertarian: Firing squad

Opinions on minor parties:
Green: Tolerable
Constitution: Firing squad
Socialist: Alright
Communist: Can be kept around for comedic purposes.
Worker's World: Meh, as far as ML parties go they're not terrible.
Pirate: More like the Fedora Party amirite?
Reform: Aspergers
Canary: What the fuck is this?

Opinions on mainstream political ideologies:
American liberalism: Trash
Social democracy: Why did you kill Rosa Luxemburg?
Conservatism: Trash
Libertarianism: Trash
Nationalism: National Liberation movements can be cool, nationalism as in patriotism/chauvinism should be destroyed.

Opinions on minor political ideologies:
Green politics: Eco-Socialism, yay! Eco-Capitalism, nay.
Socialism, democratic: WHY DID YOU KILL ROSA LUXEMBURG?
Socialism, Marxist/revolutionary: Ebin
Trotskyism: Meh
Maoism: Meh
Marxist-Leninist: Meh
Juche: Clearly the only system that works.
Fascism: Hahaha, no.
Pirate politics: *Tips fedora*
Anarchism: Alright

Opinions on candidates of the last presidential election:
Barack Obama (Democrat): No
Mitt Romney (Republican): No
Gary Johnson (Libertarian): No
Jill Stein (Green): Meh

guh

social: -4.62
economic: -1.63

French Revolution, Paris Commune and all that left a lot on their psyche. The so-called "utopian socialists" were mostly French, though the more practical community builders were in the United States - Robert Owen (Welsh-born Scottish industrialist emigrant to the USA... yeah) and Josiah Warren.

Proudhon somehow became influential in French fascist circles. Probably because of his idea of the "agricultural-industrial federation" appealing to corporatist/guild socialist/distributist types. Even though his philosophy is the very antithesis of fascism. He rabidly hated the state like no other.

Daniel De Leon was an American socialist leader who came up with his own philosophy that's practically identical to national syndicalism, except without nationalism (in the sense of pride, not nation-statism), per se.

So red square but close to centre on x,y?

Get on my level nerds

Don't worry. I'll send you to re-education center, free of charge.

this is officially a political compass thread

Your Political Compass

Economic Left/Right: 7.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.72

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