Topic: First day in trump america

Seen any mexicans deported yet?

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Re: First day in trump america

No, but I saw a couple of niggas deported from the white house.

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Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

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Fish20 wrote:

No, but I saw a couple of niggas deported from the white house.

+1

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Re: First day in trump america

He said he starts monday, which is fair. Odd to start on a saturday.

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SaintVicious wrote:

He said he starts monday, which is fair. Odd to start on a saturday.

Nah, he spent his saturday sounding like an idiot in front of the CIA. I wonder if he's aware the CIA is usually staffed by relatively intelligent people(who are aware he was bitching about them a few days ago).

This administration is going to be the facepalm administration. At least it'll make the late night shows interesting again. They got pretty boring with trying to make fun of Obama. Trump on the other hand is a comedy gold mine.

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Wes wrote:


^^ funny
this guy
the most well written and verbose shitposter on the internet

Re: First day in trump america

As if it wasn't already a facepalm. A 20+ year long facepalm. Or longer.

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Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

Re: First day in trump america

Fish20 wrote:

As if it wasn't already a facepalm. A 20+ year long facepalm. Or longer.

Facepalm since at *least* the Reagan era, if not longer.

a.

Re: First day in trump america

The last good president was Coolidge.

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TheWake wrote:

The last good president was Coolidge.

Well, he got cool in his name derp.

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Wes wrote:


^^ funny
this guy
the most well written and verbose shitposter on the internet

Re: First day in trump america

TheWake wrote:

The last good president was Cleveland.

FTFY

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Re: First day in trump america

Donald Duck should be president, just look how patriotic he is: https://sistersuffragette.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/teapartydonald.jpg

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Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

Re: First day in trump america

fucking cunt attorney is so anti weed. the feds are gonna probably restart the feds raiding shit and whatnot >:(

sloth wrote:

Comfy does not provide challenge, challenge provides success, success provides happiness. Our world is not comfy, although we tried to make it so. Slaves of our own inventions, yada, yada. Not only on a technological level, also on a social and political level. Nothing more but apes. Apes with psychosomatic disorders.

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Fish20 wrote:

Donald Duck should be president, just look how patriotic he is: https://sistersuffragette.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/teapartydonald.jpg

>kissing a French personification of Liberty

JACOBIN COMMIE DETECTED

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Re: First day in trump america

loon_attic wrote:

fucking cunt attorney is so anti weed. the feds are gonna probably restart the feds raiding shit and whatnot >:(

weed is bad, but hating environmental science and gays and muslims is good. lol best smart!

There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

Re: First day in trump america

Must be shit to be a homosexual muslim who is environmentally concious nowadays. I wonder how much percent of the US population this is.

Hindsight is always 20/20.

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Re: First day in trump america

He got rekt by judges. President Dumbass fails once again. Its gonna suck living in the future knowing a dumbass got elected for the quality of being a dumbass.

(Ive been binging that 70s show so dumbass is my new fave word, dumbass)

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Wes wrote:


^^ funny
this guy
the most well written and verbose shitposter on the internet

Re: First day in trump america

Uh you mean I can't just do whatever i want?

There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

loon_attic wrote:

everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

absentinsomniac wrote:

she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

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brainiac3397 wrote:

(Ive been binging that 70s show so dumbass is my new fave word, dumbass)

Good show.

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