Topic: Door to door Christians
I saw two old ladies who I thought were just walking home or something out of the window. After a bit, I heard a knock on the door.
I rushed to put on some pants before going to the door. They talked about the information age and how it damaged family communication and such. I thought it was just some family thing, and planned to tell them humans sucked, but then they said the bible talked about the subject.
I wasn't really in the mood for a debate, so I just said "No, thanks. I accept the guidance of Lord Satan." and shut the door.