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#51 2013-06-08 17:46:35

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

The majority of the inhabitants had peacefully fallen asleep in their Reichstag rooms. But not everyone was in the mood for slumber. A few of you were insomniacs and tried to find ways of passing the time and alleviating the anxiety of the communist threat.

The relaxing tune of the Horst-Wessel-Lied could be faintly heard through the loudspeakers inside the building. By all means, the atmosphere was quite serene and for a moment, it was as though all troubles had been washed away into mere memories.

Morning came along and you were all awoken by the bell. You got dressed and assembled for breakfast and a speech, knowing that you had political duties to settle afterwards. However, you quickly noticed the absence of two of your fellow National Socialists.

"Your Favorite Wet Dream?", muttered SwiftEscudo.

"Where the fuck is that annoying untermensch?", asked The in a fit of rage.

"Don't forget that Slav bulgarianlion. I bet he's selling us off to those pinkos as we speak!", asserted RAWN PAW.

"Search their rooms immediately! I don't want any conspiracy forming around!", sternly ordered aCol.

Fish20 immediately went to check on Your Favorite Wet Dream. He discovered him lying in a pool of his blood, decapitated and full of scratch marks. A note was scribbled on the wall using his blood, saying "LANGE LEBEN KOLLEKTIVIERUNG!". Fish let out a distressed call and the others followed suit into the room. The brutality was an abhorrent sight. What's more: YFWD's room was adorned by an Ordnungspolizei banner, revealing him to be a Cop for the Reichstag. Expired medication was also retrieved.

But even more harrowing was the question of bulgarianlion's fate. Sure enough, he was also in his room, in a trance-like state.

"I was... I was to be killed, but a figure in black saved me!", he said.

"What figure?", aCol questioned him.

"A figure... but what's more, as he saved me, he offered me these relaxing elixirs... but, but, I also heard these odd noises. It sounded like Slayer music."

aCol immediately scolded bulgarianlion and told him to stop being a faggot and that Slayer didn't exist yet. Fucking moron.

Although obviously let down by the death of their cop, the reaction was nowhere near as perturbed as that to the death of Luiz, the doctor. Most of the Nazis already had negative opinions of Your Favorite Wet Dream and suspected him of negotiating with the enemy.

"What the fuck was he doing with those meds?", asked Maelstrom.

"Who gives a shit?", responded Sharpie, before leaving the scene. The rest followed suit, off to drop their votes for who is to die next.

Day 2 commence.


With 8 players, 5 votes are required for a lynch.

aCol -
bulgarianlion -
Fish20 -
Maelstrom -
RAWN PAW -
Sharpie -
SwiftEscudo -
The -

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#52 2013-06-08 18:12:58

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

vote bulgay

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#53 2013-06-08 18:24:27

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

Vote Swift


I am not attracted to the right angles or to the straight line, hard and inflexible, created by man. I am attracted to free-flowing, sensual curves. The curves that I find in the mountains of my country, in the sinuousness of its rivers, in the waves of the ocean and on the body of a beloved woman... - Oscar Niemeyer

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#54 2013-06-08 18:27:40

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

Vote swift

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#55 2013-06-08 18:28:56

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

Vote Mael.

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#56 2013-06-08 19:16:33

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

Vote Swift.


Hindsight is always 20/20.

God wrote:

A surprising amount of insight can be gleamed from sitting on the toilet. More concerning, however, is the amount of nostalgia. neutral

When in doubt, move north. God bless suomi.

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#57 2013-06-08 19:16:54

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

Oh yeah. Once this is over, I call dibs on making the next mafia thread.


I am not attracted to the right angles or to the straight line, hard and inflexible, created by man. I am attracted to free-flowing, sensual curves. The curves that I find in the mountains of my country, in the sinuousness of its rivers, in the waves of the ocean and on the body of a beloved woman... - Oscar Niemeyer

sWe0ITL.jpg?2

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#58 2013-06-08 19:17:36

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

vote no lynch


Kneel down to me, pathetic mortals.

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#59 2013-06-08 20:42:14

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

What'd I miss?

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#60 2013-06-08 20:57:24

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

Nothing too drastic. Read up.

@Mael: Feel free to.

With 8 players, 5 votes are required for a lynch.

aCol -
bulgarianlion -
Fish20 -
Maelstrom - RAWN PAW
RAWN PAW -
Sharpie -
SwiftEscudo - Maelstrom, Sharpie, aCol
The -
No lynch - bulgarianlion


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#61 2013-06-08 21:48:24

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

VOTE- SwiftEscudo


There are no clear way to learn it unlike html and css who are actually funny to learn and explore.

Quotes:

sloth wrote:

Hold your head down and you won't get hurt. You'll get exploited, abused and spit on, but hey at least you're safe. Fuck that. I have one life to live, and I'll live it my fucking way. Go on. Stand in my way. See what happens. See what happens when a good guy snaps.

sloth wrote:

There are cemetery for living people. They are called "cubicles". And "assembly line". And "McDonalds". And any other full of shit job you can think about. It's where you are dying every day so you can live on a few select days of your life. If you're not to powered out from working.

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everything is shit and people love it because they're hipster masochists or something

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she said to eat her out w/ an ice curbe but nah goodnight lol

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#62 2013-06-09 02:19:56

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

yfw i'm a townie lol

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#63 2013-06-09 03:13:16

sloth
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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

Yeah. A dead one.


Hindsight is always 20/20.

God wrote:

A surprising amount of insight can be gleamed from sitting on the toilet. More concerning, however, is the amount of nostalgia. neutral

When in doubt, move north. God bless suomi.

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#64 2013-06-09 03:51:54

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

My vote can be bought.

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#65 2013-06-09 03:53:00

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

As in? Just fucking vote and get it over with.


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#66 2013-06-09 03:53:40

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

Fine, I vote Sharpie.

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#67 2013-06-09 03:54:50

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

With 8 players, 5 votes are required for a lynch.

aCol -
bulgarianlion -
Fish20 -
Maelstrom - RAWN PAW
RAWN PAW -
Sharpie - The
SwiftEscudo - Maelstrom, Sharpie, aCol, Fish20
The -
No lynch - bulgarianlion

Well... obviously someone has to switch their vote for this to work.


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#68 2013-06-09 03:57:22

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

#vote maelstrom

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#69 2013-06-09 03:58:08

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

What did Maelstrom do to appear scummy? I voted Sharpie for trying to start a bandwagon on her for no good reason.

Unless I missed something.

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#70 2013-06-09 04:05:18

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

The wrote:

What did Maelstrom do to appear scummy? I voted Sharpie for trying to start a bandwagon on her for no good reason.

Unless I missed something.

You definitely missed something.


Fucc

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#71 2013-06-09 04:10:07

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

Nevermind, I fucked up, vote Swift.

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#72 2013-06-09 04:13:49

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

With 8 players, 5 votes are required for a lynch.

aCol -
bulgarianlion -
Fish20 -
Maelstrom - RAWN PAW, SwiftEscudo
RAWN PAW -
Sharpie -
SwiftEscudo - Maelstrom, Sharpie, aCol, Fish20, The
The -
No lynch - bulgarianlion

Swift is marked for execution. Death scene tomorrow.


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#73 2013-06-09 04:29:51

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

Bingo. Have fun running swift. I don't believe that you in fact are a townie. I bet you're a serial killer.


Hindsight is always 20/20.

God wrote:

A surprising amount of insight can be gleamed from sitting on the toilet. More concerning, however, is the amount of nostalgia. neutral

When in doubt, move north. God bless suomi.

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#74 2013-06-09 04:30:14

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

Or a rapist.

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#75 2013-06-09 04:37:41

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Re: Mafia Game V: Triumph of the Will

Or a townie who moonlights as a rapist.


Fucc

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